From: Joey Markham ([email protected]) Subject: REVIEW: "Forget Me Not" Date: Tue, 13 May 1997 11:48:59 -0400 (EDT) FORGET ME NOT director: Stuart Canterbury. Factory Home Video, 1993. running time: 76 mins. cast: Tina Tyler, Lilli Xene, Domonique (Simone), Jessica Fox, Christina Appleigh, Joe Verducci, Tony Tedeschi, Rocco Siffredi, Don Hart (Mike Horner). rating: 5.5 out of 10 stars (or Imperial rating: 2.25 / 4.00) Joe Verducci plays a guy whose obsession for Tina Tyler lands him in jail. First he takes interest in her when his roommate Tony Tedeschi introduces the two of them. Then it comes to the point where he just can't help himself, visiting her home and spying on her at work. On the job (Tina's an actress - but then again, aren't they all?) Joe picks a fight with her co-worker Mike Horner and afterwards the police haul him off to jail. While serving time, Lilli Xene visits his cell and says she's a shrink who was sent to him for an evaluation of his behavioral traits. Turns out she's a schizophrenic loon herself who escaped from her own cell in search of a quick fix. The end. (Scene 1): Tina Tyler, Tony Tedeschi - Tony tells Joe of a time he and Tina had a little romp out in the countryside. Not a very mind-blowing one at that. Tina has a pretty face, nice natural breasts, and short hair that is kept back in a ponytail (overall, she has a semi-wholesome look a la Jennifer Stewart - the kind of image that doesn't give off 'pornstar') but not much heat is packed into this scene. Tina works an intense expression on her face as they are in the doggy position but more focus is put on body display rather than penetration close-ups. Their missionary is only slightly better. Tony cums mildly on her chin. (Scene 2): Christina Appleigh, Rocco Siffredi - These two play Joe's noisy sex addicts-for-neighbours. As Joe is trying to relax in his apartment, Christina and Rocco thrash it out in the hottest scene of this tape. Appleigh (sometimes 'Applelay') is more of a California beach bunny type than an Applegate lookalike. She has juicy natural breasts, shoulder length stringy blonde hair, and a semi-pouty but pretty enough face (I once saw her with brown hair in "Malibu Blue" and she looked none too good - I don't even know much about Christina: is she a natural blonde or is brunette her original hair color?). Anyways, Rocco loves sucking on her breasts and making them jiggle against his chin and after a blowjob, he eats her out and briefly tongues her ass while vigorously working a finger in her pussy. The sex is scorching throughout (in doggy, cowgirl, and missionary positions) and Christina is quite the screamer. In character and trying to keep the noise level down with respect to neighbour Joe, Rocco takes a pillow at one point and holds it down over Christina's face as he fucks her missionary style (things started looking a little too rough here). A cumshot on her chest ends the scene. (Scene 3): Domonique Simone, Jessica Fox - Joe pays Tina a visit but she isn't home. He's entertained by her two roommates instead. This scene is a complete waste. Scrumptious, devil- food delight Domonique looks a little tired and her partner, petite bushy blonde Jessica, looks like a heavily drugged-up version of Cyndi Lauper. Their big stuffed bazoombas are a little distracting, but the sex is downright boring. Dom shows a little energy, but you'll be using yours to press the fast-forward button. (Scene 4): Tina Tyler, Mike Horner - Tina and Mike are actors putting on some kind of erotic performance in some dim, dingy studio. Their sex also looks as if it's supposed to contain some kind of erotic element (like when her leg is up in the air and he sensually worships it) but this attempt at art just falls flat on its face. Tina still looks good, but looked more into it with Tony earlier (and that scene wasn't all that great itself). After orals, they do missionary and doggy and Tina receives a cumshot on her ass and backside. There are only a few hot spots, but the flame is better put out than even letting it smolder a little. (Scene 5): Lilli Xene, Joe Verducci - Once Lilli hears Joe out, she decides to begin a little physical therapy on him. A decent blowjob kicks things off, then a little titty fucking and sucking then she sits on his face and reaches an orgasm. They get into doggy and mish, which is decent but not great, then Joe cums on her chest and chin. In missionary, notice how Lilli's belly seems to rock back and forth more so than her huge hooters. She's an enthusiastic performer, which is a good thing, but her body needs to be toned down a little. The only worthy scene in this one-day production is the scorcher between Appleigh and Siffredi (we can always rely on Rocco for an energetic romp). The rest just doesn't compare and really pales in comparison. Tina Tyler's a hottie, but here she doesn't sizzle much. Lilli can be quite hot as well, but here she looks a little out of shape. All the production values were good, it's just the sex that needs a little work (and that's what we're cranking out the big bucks for! Show me the honey, make it worth the money!). Does the title "Forget Me Not" really work with such forgettable scenes? I *think* not! Joey Markham [email protected]