Flesh

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Subject: Review: Gregory Dark's: FLESH
From: [email protected] (Sleepless in Seattle)
Date: Tue,  7 May 1996 20:05:27 UTC



Prologue - Well I'm back. For those who haven't missed me, sorry. For those
who asked where I was, here I am. Anyway, though I have watched the odd
movie over the past few months, I haven't reviewed them because either they
had been done before or I didn't have the time. So, today I went to my
newly remodeled house of smut and chose Greg dark's new film Flesh. WHY?
Well I enjoy his work particularly DIMJ5 and thought this would get me a
good movie without a lot of hassle. Right and wrong. Read on McDuff.....


- Flesh -- Gregory Dark -- DarkWorks - 1996


Starring: Lisa Ann, Laura Palmer, Nici Sterling, Kitty Monroe, Yasmin
Pendavis, Channone, Caressa Savage (this name always makes me smile),
Shelby Stevens, Liza Harper, Kim Katane, Kimberly Kummings, Ember Haze Also
featuring Melanie Anton and one other lady who was not mentioned or I
missed her. If Melanie Anton is a youngish Demi Moore look-alike then the
uncredited gal is a 300 pound lady seen only in a metal washtub with
chocolate cake rubbed all over her (Don't ask, I watched and am not sure I
know).

Guys: Tom Byron. Also featuring Vince Voyeur, Alex Sanders, Michael J Cox,
Nick East, Chaz Vincent, Jack Hammer, Steve Hatcher, Jay Ashley, John
Decker


Plot: Well, I'll try to figure one out. Ed Shank (Tom Byron) is a spy who's
losing his mind. The whole movie takes place in a home under the illusion
that he's there to kill someone. Daddy (Alex Sanders) is his boss and
frequently visits him spouting bad dialog. None of the other guys is worth
a mention as they are simply there to service the ladies. Anyway, this was
not one of GD's best plots.


Rating for those who can't wait until I finish rambling -> 2.5

1.  Kim Katane, Liza Harper - Some young long haired stud in a green body suit.
2.  Laura Palmer - Three guys wearing boxer shorts and with clown make-up
on acting like dogs
3. Yasmin Pendavis, Kitty Monroe, Melanie Anton (I think)- 2 guys
4.  Lisa Ann - Alex Sanders (Fat gal in tub)
5.  Caressa Savage (snicker, sorry can't help it, that name!), Shelby
Stevens, Channone
6.  Nici Sterling - Tom Byron, Three guys wearing weird clothes (Vince
Voyeur, Nick East, and one other I think)
7. Lisa Ann, Kimberly Kummings, Ember Haze - Tom Byron

After some typical GD rapid cuts, Shank gets out of bed and his boss
(Daddy) and a Nurse (Lisa Ann) enter. He chews TB out and then leaves. TB
lays back down and has "flashes in his mind" of a clown (TB is good black
and white make-up) babbles about him figuring things out. I THINK it's
supposed to be his alter ego or subconscious personality, it goes on
throughout the movie but never really works. We then get scene one.

We start with Liza Harper and Kim Katane making smoochies while Liza is
being eaten. Liza is a mid-twentyish brunette with wonderful freckles and
perfectly proportioned natural tits. Kim is a young OK looking bleach
blonde with a real bad boob job. The longer I watched this scene, the more
I liked Liza. She was flexible, enthusiastic, and, while not a classically
beautiful lady,  I quite liked her looks. Kim moves to eating Liza's ass (a
theme that is in every scene) and then the girls trade places. The girls
swap spots for a bit then, the girls then do something I liked a lot. They
sort of kissed in front of the guy's dick and he stoked between their lips.
The ladies made a pussy from their two mouths and he fucked it well. A
good, and to me new, option. Kim blows the guy while Liza is being eaten
then Liza uses a dildo on Kim's puss. The guy fingers Liza's butt then
doggy's her. Kim watches closely and a couple of times takes the guys dick
straight out of Liza's puss into her mouth. The guy switches to a
scissor-missionary on Kim who uses a dildo in Liza's puss while Liza does
her own ass. They switch doggy then he fucks her ass a little while Kim
continues to work on Liza. The guys switches to a doggy anal DP on Liza
using one of the dildo under his dick. This is a short anal as they then
turn missionary single anal and Liza slaps her pussy hard and begs to have
her ass fucked hard. Kim helps with the slapping of Liza's puss and is
right there for an A2M when the guys pulls out of Liza's butt and shoots
into Kim's mouth. Kim licks and sucks a couple of stroke before Liza sits
up and takes the dick away from her for some completely engulfing oral on
the guy. he must have been in heaven. There were some good shots of the
natural tit movement on Liza during this scene. I like that and it is
missing a lot these days due to the high silly-cone content of most movies.

We cut back to Tom who's having more head pains and the boss comes in for
some more worthless dialog, the only purpose it had was to introduce Laura
Palmer as his secretary. They leave and we get another shot of Tom's mind
where we the clown and three dog houses with guys in boxer shorts wearing
clown make up acting the part of the dogs. Laura appears in the middle of
the houses and we see the next scene.

Laura Palmer is a tall average looking blonde who I have ignored in the
past. This was a mistake. She starts by teasing the dogs (guys) and not
letting them do anything but lick her arms a bit. But, they eventually help
her strip revealing wonderful, natural, tits and a nice ass, and a lovely
puss. She starts with a BJ on one guy while another eats her from behind
and we see a lot of tongue up her butt-hole (made me jealous). She then
turns and works orally on the other two guys in a too long BJ sequence.
Eventually she gets doggied firmly and we see a lot of lovely tit bounce as
she takes her pounding and likes it. She changes to a missionary where she
lays her head in the guys crotch and turns to blow him. Change to an RC and
we get nice shots of her body as she strokes the lucky guy eagerly. This
turns into a double pussy penetration which looked very painful but was
well done by both Laura and the guy in the doggy position. Good shots of
her face, body and puss throughout. She jacks guy three to climax then guy
two. The remaining guy pulls from her ass and downloads on her back. About
then Tom, dressed as the clown, runs in with a seltzer bottle and squirts
everyone. This may have been unscripted as everyone looked surprised and
Tom fell on his ass as he was trying to get away. A good scene with Laura
Palmer getting high marks for her enthusiasm, natural tits, and
versatility.

More babble about a back secret agent named Dick Black who's there to watch
Shank and we got to the next scene.

Yasmin is an OK looking black lady who has a pierced tongue and labia.
Kitty is a Madonna wanna-be with over bleached hair, a pierced nose and
fake tits. Melanie looks like a young Demi Moore. Her body isn't as
sculptured and hard as Ms Moore but her face is close enough for her to be
a sister. The Demi look-alike sits on the side and masturbates throughout
the scene, eventually showing nice natural tits and a sweet little puss.
More of her please. Meanwhile Yasmin eats Kitty's butt. They get together
and blow one guy a bit. The other guy walks around and takes minimal part
in the scene. Yasmin goes back to eating Kitty while the guy eats her puss
and ass from the doggy side. He then doggy's Yasmin as she continues to eat
Kitty. He switches to a missionary with Kitty then back to an RC with
Yasmin that ends up in a missionary anal with Yasmin's knees up at her jaw.
He strokes her deep and hard for a while then goes to a missionary anal on
Kitty. Kitty makes a lot of screaming noises while getting butt poked. He
pulls and pops on her puss which is followed by Yasmin cleaning up the
pussy and his dick.

We go back to Shank who gets a call from his wife where he swears he's on
business and still loves her in spite of her weight. The clown re enters
his mind and we see the lady in a washtub with a chocolate cake. What this
means I haven't a clue. It does lead to and end the next scene though,
so...
Trophy the nurse (Lisa Ann) has the hots for Daddy (Alex Sanders) They are
on the bed and she starts by teasing him a bit as she slowly undresses. He
fingers her hard then licks her pussy and asshole including using two
fingers in her twat. They go at it missionary then into a scissor before
doing a hard doggy and returning to the scissor. He pulls and paints her
face with a huge load on lips, chin, and left eye. The scene ends with the
fat chick still in the tub with the cake rubbed all over her. (ugh)

Next the clown talks to Shank about all his ex's and then shoves them into
a wading pool with water and balloons. They get down to the sex.

Caressa Savage is a good looking but not spectacular woman with dishwater
blonde hair and a good ass. Shelby Stevens is a Pamela Lee wanna-be with a
bad boob job and a bad complexion. Channone is an interesting brunette with
a huge mane of hair and fake tits but a sweet ass and puss. The scene is
not a hot one. All girls do the same stuff to others and to themselves
although Channone tends to be more controlling of her own dildo during her
DP. Anyway, they all eat each other, use dildos, and swap around. Channone
does use her toes on Caressa's pussy but not very well, and she also uses
her foot to push and pull a big dildo into the same puss but gives up and
uses her hand in the end. This scene is handicapped by a bad location, a
bad script, and an overload of silly-cones.

The next mental aberration is over Tom's not being sure what he wants. So
we see Nici Sterling, Tom Byron, and three guys with signs saying health,
wealth, and pussy. The furniture, an olde english sofa ala Mae West, ruins
the scene as Nici can't really get into position to do anything and every
time the guys try to reposition her something goes wrong. She does the
whole range of stuff, oral, missionary, two handed jack-off, standing doggy
(probably the best position of the whole scene), RC anal with a GOOD entry
shot showing how tight her butt is, and an anal DP with entry shot showing
how hard that little trick is to do. They finish by breaking an egg on her
flat stomach and jacking off into it. Why? Beats me!

Finally they come to tell Shank he IS crazy. Shank does what's normal here,
he jumps up and down on the bed screaming no. Meanwhile people (women)
enter the room and all of a sudden we're in the final scene.

Ember Haze is a skinny, pallid, redhead with the worst case of "notitatall"
I have ever scene on film. Kimberly Kummings and Lisa Ann are both over
inflated brunettes with all-over tans. These gals work on our Tom from top
to bottom. Kimberly licks Tom's balls and ass while Lisa and Ember look on
and do meaningless stuff. Kim does an RC on Tom while Ember stays close to
the scene to pull out the dick and suck it every now and then. Tom then
doggy's Lisa while Ember is being butt-fingered and pussy dildo'd by Lisa.
The Tom fucks Ember using a rubber while Kim licks his ass again. He moves
to an RC on Lisa and Ember licks his balls a bit (this is a very eagerly
oral lady BTW) while he eats Kimberly. Tom then does a missionary anal on
Kimberly, who has a sweet ass IMHO, as she begs him to fuck her butt. HE
ends by popping of Kimberly's puss and Ember quickly dives in to lick it
up.

Shank is last seen running off down the road.

Well that's it. The production values were what you would expect from a
Greg Dark production. Good lighting, good camera angles,accent on the
ladies, but, the rest of the movie was not well done. First the script was
horrible. My notes were probably longer and better written. Second the
director didn't help the gals out at all. The Nici Sterling scene and the
lesbian scene with the girls in the wading pool were horrible as no one
could get into position to do anything easily. Forced positions looked
forced, not fun. Finally, most of the performers were, maybe due to the
poor set-ups, going through the motions. The only exceptions were Laura
Palmer, Lisa Harper, and Ember Haze. Ms Haze was an eager dick licker but
could have been high on something. Why she chose a rubber but was up to
licking dick from anywhere is beyond me. Liza Harper and Laura Palmer saved
the flick. I watched their scenes twice and liked them better the second
time. Liza has a quality that makes me want to see more. I can't put my
finger on what it is but it's there. Laura Palmer loved what she was doing
and worked hard to make the hired dicks do something interesting. Her body
is good and natural as is Liza's. This also was a plus for the movie. So a
2.5 on the Imperator's scale. Worth a rental to see Liza and Laura and even
a bit of Channone. Happy viewing!

Repeated Info and copyright notice follow.

I am a leg and ass man. I like nice, natural breasts, but large ones are
not essential and if they are not pleasing to look at a distraction. I like
enthusiastic,  smiling ladies who are treated decently by the men. The
ladies need not be beautiful but they must be pleasing to look at and enjoy
their work. The most beautiful woman who scowls or looks as though she
could be having as much fun reading plumbers weekly,  is a waste of time. 
I follows the Imperator's lead with regard to honesty in packaging, cast
lists, and the need to treat the customer with respect. I always try to
take the movies for what they are rather than what they pretend to be. I
use the Imperial Scale for Rating. It is posted in the Imperator's reviews
and I will not reproduce it here. My review should be taken with these things in mind.

This review is my copyright. It may reproduced in total without editing as
long as credit is given. Anyone who steals it for their own is lowlife scum
who are too stupid to do anything for themselves and probably enjoyed
sleeping with their mother, brother, and the dog.

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