FROM: <[email protected]> SUBJECT: Review: Filthy First Timers No. 2 DATE: Sun, 10 Nov 1996 12:31:22 -0500 (EST) ORGANIZATION: MindSpring Enterprises FOLLOWUP-TO: rec.arts.movies.erotica This is your basic "first-time" gonzo tape featuring Van Damage fucking six girls I've never seen before. After reading the recent posts about the turmoil at Elegant Angel, I was worried this wasn't going to be very good. But I was pleasantly surprised. With a few exceptions, the video quality is very good, the camera work is first-rate, the women are attractive (IMHO) and the scenes have some heat. First up is Morgan, a petite blond with a page-body haircut and nice natural tits with small nipples and a nice tan line. Van "picks her up" at a local college after some inane dialog that serves only as an excuse for the camera to linger over her shorts and crop top outfit. Back in the bedroom she does some solo stuff, then takes on Van and another guy. There is some POV camera work, but not too much. The guys are patient and take pains to pose her attractively. Two decent facials. Next is Lil Bit, a very petite brunette with a gorgeous Irish face that reminds me of the actress Kimberly Williams from the Father of the Bride Movies and the TV series "Relativity." She has small natural tits with very stiff nipples and a totally shaved pussy. This scene starts with her posing in a bikini poolside, but it's washed out. Inside, Van fucks her in a giant bathtub. This scene is notable for a lingering blow job that is the best I've seen in the past year. Van sits on the edge of the tub with Lil Bit between his spread legs. The camera angles are perfect to catch her gorgeous face and teen body. Only some backlighting keeps this BJ from being in my personal hall of fame. Van comes on her face, then we are treated to a followup fuck in the bedroom. Not as much heat, but I enjoyed seeing Lil Bit again. Noteworthy, the first two scenes consume 60 minutes. Next up is Pandora, who is your typical roboblonde silicone goddess. But the boob job is pretty well done and she has a nice face and sharp lower tan line. For you guys who miss the 80s porno star look, she's wearing white fuck-me pumps with matching ankle sox. The whole look is very Amber Lynn. The video quality in this scene is *excellent.* Pandora goes through all the usual stuff with Van and another guy, including DP. After that, we see Lauren Tracey, a tall, leggy brunette with well-executed sil tits and a cute face. The setup video here is decent. Van fucks her in a tiny living room furnished in early bachelor style, including a furry rug of some kind. (His own apartment?) Lauren is enthusiastic, at some points overly so and Van has to slow things down so he'll get enough to edit later. This scene has good heat. The tape ends with Samantha, a blonde with the face of a teen-sleaze, white trash beach bunny in Daytona Beach Florida, and Alexx Knight, who an average-looking brunette with pale skin and OK tits. These scenes are shorter, I suspect because they devoted some much of the tape to Morgan and Lil Bit. All in all, this is a very good example of the first-timer genre. The women are attractive, the setup is mercifully short (no stoopid interviews!) and the sex is well-photographed. Recommended.