Face Jam

From: Jamal Dunbar ([email protected])
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Subject: Review: Face Jam
Date: Thu, 08 May 97 07:05:26


# Face Jam
c 2.10 12/96 VCA, Jim Enright
. Kylie Ireland, Nici Sterling
. Krista Maze, Tatianna, Peter North
. Stephanie Swift, Tony Tedeschi
. Stephanie Swift, Morgan Fairlane, Nicole London
. Nicole London {e.F}, Julian St. Jox 
. Nici Sterling, Kylie Ireland, Jon Morgan
. Kylie Ireland {p.M|Cg|Rc|D}, Sean Michaels
n Leah Dawn, Alexandra Silk
n Deva Station, Randi Rage, Maya, Karri Stevens
t strippers

Plot: Famous basketball players have sex with a bunch of strippers.
      Based on a true story.

In case you hadn't heard, Kylie recently went public with claims that she
had sex with Michael Jordan a number of years ago while working as stripper
in Colorado.  The names have been change to protect the guilty and keep the
lawyers at bay.  Casting Sean Michael in the lead role as "Bull Mitchell"
was a no-brainer.  I can't think of anyone more suitable for the role.

The movie starts with a lesbian.  This is a bad thing in my opinion.  I
hate really it when a film starts with a lesbian scene.  But hey no place
to go but up from there, right?  Wrong.  Actually, it may not be a bad
scene for Nici fans, but I'm not qualified to judge not being a big fan of
Nici or lesbian scenes.

The second scene sets the tone for most of the rest of the film.  The near
total absence of full-body shots was infuriating.  I don't watch these
videos to get angry, but the lousy camera angles and cable-ready editing
had me fuming.  It's really bad when you can see that the performers in
good position working hard, if only the camera would pull back just a
little.  Worse still when the camera does pull back a little, the editor
decides that the time for a cross fade to a soft shot.  The finally insult
seems to that when you do get a brief full-body shot the performers are
barely moving are in transition to another position.

On the other hand, if you like endless close-ups of cocks pumping pussies,
(which are fairly well shot) this might be the video for you.

There's also a number dance sequences which I thought were pretty boring.
Kylie does two numbers one in a little western outfit, and another in a
cute little baseball uniform.

The third scene features Stephanie Swift, looking extremely fine in red
vinyl.  Stephanie is a fine blow-job artist, but her art is over-shadowed
by poor lighting.  In the rest of the scene we only get a couple nice
explicit shots of Stephanie of fucking: a brief full-body missionary shot,
and a very brief (and very hot) full-body doggie shot.  The rest is
tight shots and soft angles.  Maddening.

Then we get another G/G scene which is definitely one too many.
I should mention, I rented this to see Morgan Fairlane.  She definitely
has an impressive pussy--more impressive and attractive than Cortknee's
I think.  But Morgan's only in a G/G scene. :-(

The next two scenes are almost a big a waste of time as a G/G scene.
No, I take that back they're worse, because I don't expect much
from a G/G scene, so I'm some times pleasantly surprised.  These
scenes promise much but deliver little.  Maddening.

The video turns-around a bit in the final scene.  Enright seems to give
Kylie and Sean's scenes special treatment.  It include a number
full-body shots which are actually held long enough to be appreciated.
They do all the major positions Mish, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, and
Doggie.   It a decent scene, but it's too little, and much too late.

Conclusion:

Thumbs down, if you hadn't guessed.  In fact I think I shall add
Enright/VCA to my do-not-rent list.

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