Everything Goes
Date sent: Sat, 15 Aug 1998 13:10:03 -0400 (EDT)
From: Joey Markham
To: [email protected]
Subject: REVIEW: "Everything Goes"
EVERYTHING GOES
director: Milton Ingley. Essex, 1990.
cast: Krystina King, Raven, Sunny McKay, K.C. Williams (as Casey), Rayne,
Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, Randy West, Buster Cheri.
How's this for a storyline: Krystina is on the phone with a friend of hers
(unseen) and complains about how her friends come over to her house and have
sex all over the place. Then we see the sex scenes played out. Come on,
Milton, use your imagination - you can do better! Unless you want to be the
king of one day patch jobs. You've got the talent and the time - make the
most of it. The good part is that the ladies in this video are not
siliconized (apart from Raven) or bleached blonde (apart from K.C. Williams).
Ok, so three out of five porn stars aren't bad. The five girls, overall,
do show some form of interest but it gets boring after a while. With two
scenes indoors (on the same couch) and three scenes outdoors (in or by a
pool) there isn't much variety. First, Krystina tells her friend about how
she was laying out by the pool when suddenly her friend Vicky (Raven) comes
out of nowhere and attacks her (she really doesn't). Then she talks about
how Sunny showed up with Dave (Joey Silvera) and just fucked by the pool.
Krystina is even upset that Sunny doesn't share her men with her. Next up,
we see K.C. and Randy West doing it on her couch. After, she talks about how
another couple (Rayne and the uncredited Buster Cheri) do it so loudly by her
pool she had to turn up the stereo in her house to drown out the noise (they
didn't even do it loudly). Finally, Tom pays Krystina a visit and they hop
onto her couch. Here are the scenes:
(SCENE 1): Krystina King, Raven
Is it just me or does Krystina look the slightest bit like Melanie
Griffith? Anyhow, both girls start off with the usual kissing/undressing
bit, and when Krystina lays back, Raven bends over to suck her nipples and
pussy. Krystina has a nice looking body (not to mention a fairly short
career in porn unfortunately). Raven hops into the pool as Krystina sits
herself up with her legs open wide. After Raven has a taste, both girls
switch places. Krystina is more enthusiastic but doesn't get to taste long
enough. The girls do a 69 to top things off and Krystina is still into it,
but Raven seems kinda bored by scene's end. At one point, they closed-up
just a little too much and also the musical score stopped, but came back on
fifteen seconds later.
(SCENE 2): Sunny McKay, Joey Silvera
Joey starts by taking pictures of Sunny in her bikini as she sits on a diving
board. Once her top comes off, his camera goes down and he starts to kiss
her. They embrace and kiss for a few moments and then he sits on the diving
board as she gives him head. Then they 'dive' right into a mish (with Sunny
flat on her back on the board). They slowly heat it up for the next five
minutes with varied camera angles. Later, they get up and Sunny takes a dip
in the pool. Joey walks around and jumps into the shallow end where she
meets up with him and pulls him over to her as she sits on the edge of the
pool to let him return the favor of when she gave him head earlier. They
heat it up again with another mish and doggie poke, then he cums on her ass.
This scene lasts a good fifteen minutes, but half of it is slow moving.
(SCENE 3): K.C. Williams, Randy West
K.C. has bleached blonde hair in this scene and it kind of looks like a wig
at first, but later she sways her head around and you can tell it's her real
hair. Randy kinda has a wig-look going, too. Anyhow, he's sitting on the
couch waiting and she enters, kissing him and going to her knees to give him
head. K.C. has an all-around wholesome look that's refreshingly natural
(however as of now she has an unfortunate boob job) with an innocent appeal
and soft voice; sort of like the type of girl who looks like she'd never do
porn. I'm sure she and Randy were a real life couple by the time of this
filming and they prove they have the hots for eachother in what I think is
the best scene of the tape. After oral sex, they do a blistering mish. They
keep up the heat once they flip over to the doggie position (K.C.'s hair is
all mussed up at this point) then he cums on her ass. The last five or so
minutes of this scene provide the only climax in this video.
(SCENE 4): Rayne, Buster Cheri
Lovely Rayne and her boyfriend Buster (who, to me, looks a bit like a longer
haired version of Dave Coulier from Full House fame) step into the pool and
start to kiss. He sucks her, she sucks him (pretty boring) and they do a
cowgirl and doggie. Not a very good show, but Rayne is clearly enthusiastic
(clearly showing that she needed a better partner). A cumshot on her ass
closes things. Ho hum.
(SCENE 5): Krystina King (anal), Tom Byron
At first, Krystina is relaxing in her pool all alone then Tom stops by and
joins her. What else is there to do besides stare at eachother's naked
bodies than to feel eachother up? Then they take it inside and leap onto
her couch. She blows him, they 69 it, then do a boring mish, an even more
boring cowgirl, then a doggie complete with anal. There were some sound
problems during this scene (unless it was just my tape) and not enough heat
to carry it through. Not much anal penetration is done either, but soon
enough he pulls out and comes all over her ass then sticks it back in,
anally. Krystina wasn't into it as much as one would hope, so keep that
finger on the FF button and get to the parts you want to see.
Has Milton Ingley ever directed a movie that is worth recommending? So far,
all the stuff I've seen from him was basically ho-hum with storylines that
weren't very well thought out and sex that usually falls in the lukewarm
category. The quality of some of his movies (such as this one) do look a
little fresh (i.e. not grainy, good coloring, something that looks recent)
but he doesn't make the most of it. He probably just spends a day on the
set whistling a tune and hoping to wrap things up before lunch hour. If
directing a porno movie is all a game to him, I suggest he change his name
to Milton Bradley. The five cute girls in this movie have done so much
better. Unfortunately, "Everything Goes" downhill most of the time.
Joey Markham ([email protected])