EuroMania #2


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Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica,alt.sex.movies
Subject: Mini Review: EuroMania #2
Date: 14 Aug 1996 12:07:15 GMT



Every now and then I like to watch the "European" films. Sometimes 
they surprise you, because they can break the mold of most of America's
cookie cutter porno flicks, in that for the most part, the women have
natural tits, natural or trimmed bushes, and we get to see black,
brunette, and red heads usually wearing nice lingerie, freeing us from
our prevalent American bleach blonde, shaved, plastic titted bimbos.

Unfortunately this is not up to the standards of the best of the
European pornos, PRIVATE. This is a compilation film, shot in Hamburg,
Germany, narrated by a tall 30'ish blonde porno actress, (her name
escapes me). She introduces us to the various scenes, unfortunately, 
we don't see HER in action. Every now and then, they show 
"commercials" of her films between scenes and many appear to be hot.

This film I would give a 1.75 out of 4. For the most part the women 
are 7's or 8's, but keep the FF button ready cause they are some 3's 
and 4's mixed into the 10 scenes. The scenes which stand out....

Scene 5: Guy in a swingers bar gets his fantasy fullfilled by having 3
women. Nice fantasy to have!!! The women, a black, brunette, and dark
haired blonde, slowly take turns sucking him off, while the others 
take turns straddling his face while he laps at them. The three then 
jerk him off onto the brunette's tits, but he is not finished. He 
starts back in on the blonde and black haired girl screwing them mish 
style.
The black haired girl has a big nose and big puss lips, "Do any of you
know whether this combination usually occurs in "nature"...grin
He cums on the bush of the black haired girl, not a bad 4 way scene.

Scene 8: Two couples share each other. The short black haired women is
quite hot and has a nice set of puss lips with full hood and clit
showing, but this is not picked up on much by the director and the
other actors or actresses....an opportunity missed...aaaaahhhh!

Scene 9: This is almost worth the rental of the movie, if you haven't
seen this "once in your life". A guy has one of those "blow up dolls",
blonde, shaved...grin,,, with "with 3 holes and no waiting" as Frank
Zappa sings in "Rubber Girl"... anyway... The scene starts by him
fingering her 3 holes, then he puts his ample cock fully into the
dolls' mouth and starts to pump her head, he then mish style deep 
fucks the doll, you hear a lot of plastic rubbing sound as he goes to it. I
am sorry to say, that there is no anal here...grin...but he then cums
into the waiting dolls mouth...very nasty cum scene where he shoots a
good wad into the dolls' mouth, then deep throats her!  Now, is this
kind of behavior our country meant to protect when we fought two world
wars and saved Europe's ass????,,,,,hmmmmm  I might have to ask a
Republican about this!!!.....xxxtreme grin





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