Erotika

From: [email protected] (Arno)
Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies
Subject: Erotika & some thoughts on porn movies
Date: Tue, 06 Aug 1996 23:05:14 GMT
Organization: DataWeb, het Internet in Den Haag



Hi there all you devoted pornfans,

Since I finally own (well, OK, borrowed for unspecified time) a VCR I
am able to rent some of the movies you talk about and pornflicks in
general.

Today, I rented Erotika. It has won many awards, and I was wondering
if the porn Oscars are just as -how shall I put this in a nice way?-
much a ridiculous corrupted affair as the real Oscars.
And guess what? They are!

Well, yes and no.

To start with Erotika, it was quite a nice movie. It had some story to
it and the acting wasn't all that bad. It's just that I like those
no-plot-get-on-with-it movies better. The sceneries were *very* nice,
Samantha Strong has the cutest face a blonde can have (and I don't
care for blondes :-) and it had some nice anal in it. I like that.
Rebecca Bardoux, Nikky Sinn and Porsche Lynn don't do much for me, but
hey, you can't have it all. (Nikki Dial, Tori Welles, Francesca Le,
Mimi Miyagi, Tracy Lords and Heather Hunter in one movie? Maybe in
heaven :-)

Erotika: a flashback movie about Samantha Strong becoming a big girl
as a fotographer.
Scene 1 (SS and Vince Voyeur, never heard of him) was nicely shot, a
little too much attention being drawn to the scenery, however, and *NO
CUMSHOT*. At least not a visible one. .
Which brings me to a general remark about this movie: it has
absolutely no substantial cumshots. I know, I know, I'm probably a
facial/oral fetishist, but this was real crap, even from a more
objective point-of-view (correct me if I'm wrong). I don't consider
myself a Peter North, but I can do a load better than that :-)
Well, the anal action was rather nice, not too wild, just the way I
like it. Although I still have to see Depraved Fantasies or Anal
Queen.
On with the movie: scene 2 was rather nice: Rebecca Bardoux and TT Boy
do a rather nice couples scene on a mountain slope, although they
don't seem to be in very comfortable positions. Rebecca seemed
enthousiastic enough. Quite enjoyable, it even had something like a
facial (1 spurt...) No anal, too bad.
Scene 3 is a g/g i.e. ff
Scene 4 features (out of the blue, really) Nikki Sinn and Buck Adams.
Lame scene, although I have to say I just don't like NS (and BA is not
much of an adonis either, for that matter. Well, anything is better
than our beloved Hedgehog when it comes to esthetics:-)
Scene 5 Hmm. Tanya Storm and Rick O'Shea fucking in various positions
on a couch, she's very verbal. NS takes pictures while SS is watching.
Lame scene IMHO
Final scene: after having to watch (ff) Nikki become a seemingly
succesfull photographer, she and Jonathan Morgan do a very nice scene
in a plain bed, again various positions including a (condomed) anal.
Lame cumshot though, but a nice scene all in all.
The End

What can I say? So many Oscars, so little excitement. This movie in a
way is very sweet, the shots are from nice angles, the scenery is very
nice, the music SUCKS BIG TIME, the actors seem to enjoy themselves
although not too much, Samantha Strong is stunning and that's it.
I am not very familiar with your ratings, on my personal scale I would
say 2 out of 3. The lack of proper cumshots to me is a great drawback.

Some remarks on pornflicks in general:
Why do all the males have to look like they are seriously mentally
detarded? And I do not mean while shoving their gear in various
cavities, since I guess we all look kinda strange then (I do :-) To me
it is a miracle that they can say their lines. I hope that they aren't
as stupid as they look in real life.
Well, at least some of the females look kinda sophisticated, Asia
Carrera does (did I mention her in my little list of favorites? I
adore her. Maybe I should drop by at blabla.fetish.orientals, if it
weren't for all the real PERVERTS out there)

What is this habit of playing music while having sex, you can barely
hear the actors. I think it's distracting from the action. I like to
hear lungs pumping and juices splashing.

And don't you think those fake boobs just look hilarious? It's like
wearing two waterballoons on a string around your neck! When they
squeeze them, I roll over the floor laughing. Come on girls, don't
have them inflated like that! Long live the BBB (is it RTC now?)!
What's the name of that asian girl with the implanted footballs? (The
round, european ones that is (I live in Holland), although your
footballs seem adequate enough, and indeed are used too :-) That's
simply pathetic. I feel sorry for her. Minka, that's her name. I
wonder if she deflates them at night.

That's all for me now,
Keep 'em up & have fun!
Arno