Erotic Newcomers Vol 1, No. 5, Anal Encounters #3

From: [email protected] (lamont)
Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies
Subject: Liza Harper in Erotic Newcomers Vol 1 #5--bland action
Date: 18 Aug 1996 09:50:04 -0700

Always on the lookout for Liza Harper, I took a look at Steve Drakeıs
Erotic Newcomers Vol 1, No. 5, Anal Encounters #3 (how is that for a
fucked up name?). The video consists of 4 scenes, all immanently
forgettable, the middle two failing to offer any kind of anal sex. This is
movie making by the numbers, taking no risks, showing nothing that was
inspired. Result? Blandness to the core.

Liza Harper stars in the last scene (with Drake), looking fine. She
manages to suck cock decently for a change, but the anal action is
ordinary and uncolorful. No dilation occurs. Another missed opportunity.

The best part of the scene isnıt the sex but the interview at the
beginning. Itıs unintentionally hilarious. Drake is earnest but pleasant,
with a nice smile, plodding ahead with abrupt questions to elicit details
of Lizaıs life. The problem is that Liza, French, doesnıt understand or
speak English very well. Ever conscious of the camera, she smiles all the
time, eager to please, but it is amusingly clear she doesnıt fully
understand. Examples:

 Drake: "Do you like American men?"
 Harper: "Yes."
 Drake: "Better than French men?"
 Harper, beaming: "Oh yes!"
 Drake: "Whatıs better about American men?"
 Harper, still smiling but obviously confused: "Ah...." giggles.

Another example:
 Drake: "Do you like to masturbate?"
 Harper, smiling: "Oh yes!"
 Drake, gesturing: "Do you play with your nipples?"
 Harper, dropping her smile for an instant: "Hunh?"
 Drake, gesturing further: "Do you like playing with yourself?"
 Harper, flashes of panic in her face, long pause: "I donıt like touching
myself"
 Drake, confused, retreats, takes a moment to collect himself and form a
new question. Very funny.

Liza says she is 20 years old, started in the porn business in Paris when
she was 18, likes to do double penetration at home with her husband and a
friend. Anybody buy any of that?

lamont

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