The Man Who Loved Women, Wild & Wicked 3, The Rehearsal, Chug A Lug Girls #2, Nikki's Last Stand, Engarde!, Sindy Does Anal, The Jiggly Queens, Interactive

Date sent:        Sun, 9 Feb 1997 00:48:11 -0800 (PST)
From:             Jamal Dunbar ([email protected])
Subject:          Several Short Reviews

Here's a review of some new videos I've seen.  Please note the new
rating scale.

Key:

# Title
c [Ratings] [Year] [Video Company], [Director]
. scene list

Explanation of ratings: 

My rating comes first.  The scale is [1-9][1-9].  The first digit rates
overall quality, the second digit rates the erotic quality.  Most films are
in the low fifties, and are just average, but may be of interest depending
on particular stars or acts performed.  Below fifty a film is not recommended.
Above 60 a film is recommended.  I'm very stingy with the 70's, 80's and 90's.
In fact I haven't given any yet. I haven't given an 10's 20's or 30's either.

I'll also include the Adam Film World Rating and the Hustler Erotic Video
rating seperated by slashes, if I have them.  Adam gives films one to five
stars and an erotic rating of cold, warm, hot or volcanic (denoted
2H,3W,4V, etc).  Hustler gives erection ratings, limp, 1/4, 2/4, 3/4, fully
erect (denoted 0E,1E,2E,3E, or 4E).

Reviews:

# The Man Who Loved Women
c 67 1993 Sin City, F.J. Lincoln
. Brittany O'Connell, Jane A
. Traci Prince, Rocco Siffredi (no cum shot)
. Jane B, Jane A, Rocco Siffredi
. Brittany O'Connell, Jane, Rocco Siffredi
. Laurie Cameron (anal, facial), Jane, Rocco Siffredi 
. Devon Shire, Joey Silvera

You'd think a film that featured Rocco would be better than this--It's
good, but it's not great.  The premise is something about Rocco trying to
set a record by fucking the most women in a single day.  A bevy of women
descend on Rocco's home for a chance to fuck the Italian stud.  Devon and
Joey are reporters covering the event.

Rocco picks Traci Prince to be his first partner.  Traci Prince has long
dark hair, very white skin, and the figure of a Playboy Centerfold, but has
a longish nose and face (part Jewish?).  The scene is hot.  Rocco takes her
from behind as she stands leaning on a window sill.  She then reclines in a
plush chair and he takes in classic Rocco style, penetrating her deeply
with her leg spread wide and her knees pinned backed to her shoulders.  Both
positions show off Traci's beautiful ass, and legs.  Unfortunately the
scene is cut short by the butler (Dick Nasty) who says Rocco has to
conserve his semen for the long day ahead.

The scene with Devon Shire and Joey Silvera is also very nice.

There are several women I can't identify, the names listed in the credits
are: Chelsea Lynx, Diva, Laurie Cameron, Chanel, Eve.  The only one I care
to identify is the fair-skinned, short-haired brunette, who performs anally
with Rocco in the penultimate scene (i.e. next to last).  She's very hot,
and I've chosen to call her Laurie Cameron, because I like that name best.

# Wild & Wicked 3
c 67 1993 Video Team, Harold Lime
. Alina, Tom Byron (4)
. Kelly O'Dell, T.T. Boy (2)
. PJ Sparx, Tom Byron (3)
. Brittany O'Connell, Peter North (1)

Byron and O'Dell are would-be cat burglars on their first job, they break
in to a house where a swing party is in progress, and are mistaken as guests.
There are only four scenes, but they are fairly long.

The best scene is the one with O'Connell and North.  It's a long three
position scene (missionary, doggie, cowgirl) and ends with a so-so facial.
Brittany is very passive when it comes to receiving a facial.  She just
hold her mouth open and doesn't move.  She's not into it, but at least
she's not a closed-mouth, neck-stretching, cum dodger.

If you haven't seen her before.  Brittany is a petite, fair-skinned,
red-head with a very cute face and figure.   She's definitely made
my list of favorites.

The men use condoms in the both the Sparx, and O'Dell scenes, but the
ladies still deliver plenty of heat--especially Kelly O'Dell, another
favorite.

It's a pity O'Dell and O'Connell don't have the Irish accent to go with
their names, then we'd have us some real Irish porn.

# The Rehearsal
c 66 1993 VCA, John Leslie
. Cody O'Connor, Rocco Siffredi
. Traci Prince, Brittany O'Connell, Tom Byron
. Tabatha Cash (Julia Sow), Joey Silvera
. Debi Diamond (dp), Tabatha Cash, Mark Davis
. Jane A, Joey Silvera
. Angela Faith, Rocco Siffredi, T.T. Boy

An ersatz look at a rehearsal for a porn video.  Good, but not great.  I
like the scene with Cody O'Connor best.  Cody is full-figured, long-legged
red-head.  I like the fact that she's completely naked, getting pounded by
Rocco while several fully-clothed people are very nearby watching, sometimes 
even talking with her.

# Chug-a-lug Girls #2
c 56 1993 Video Team, Harold Lime
. Jane, Terry Thomas
. Angela Faith, Randy Spears
. Lili Xene, Sharon Mitchell, Peter North
. Lili Xene, Sharon Mitchell
. Jenna Wells, Randy Spears

It's good to see Harold Lime is making videos again.  It's also good
to see Sharon Mitchell again.

The best scenes are the ones with Lili Xene and Sharon Mitchell.
Lili Xene is fair-skinned, dark-haired beauty with a full figure.
Sharon Mitchell looks as sleek and slutty as ever.  In the build-up
in the first scene Mitchell is almost fisting Xene--three or four
fingers rapidly pumping in and out of Xene's cunt.  The scene ends with
a facial for Xene, but most of it overshoots the mark.

In the second scene there's more fingering of Xene by Mitchell, before
Mitchell fucks Xene with a strap on dildo like a real man.  The scene a
turn on because Mitchell is so sleek and masculine looking, while
Xene has such a lush, full figure, and they both seem into it.

# Nikki's Last Stand
c 54 1993 VCA, Wes Emerson
. Ona Zee, Tom Byron, Cal Jammer (dp)
. Nikki Dial, John
. Rebecca Wild, Cal Jammer
. Nikki Dial, Rebecca Wild
. Brittany O'Connell, Randy Spears

Nikki is a porn star who can't get work (yeah, right), because she
has insulted too many of the people in the business.

The only scene that is particular good is the first scene with Nikki Dial.
However, a condom is used in this scene and that always takes something
away from a scene for me.  Seeing the condom and knowing that it isn't
real flesh-to-flesh sex, is a big turn off.

The Zee scene is OK, but she's not my cup of tea, and I really don't care
much for DPs--the woman's body is always, almost totally obscured by the
two males.

The O'Connell scene is ruined by the choice of camera angles.  The camera
never seems to move more than a foot away from the actors.

# Engarde!
c 53 1993 Dreamland, Jim Enright
. Crystal Wilder, Terry Thomas
. Melanie Moore, Tiffany Minx, Serenity
. Sahara, Peter North
. Melanie Moore, T.T. Boy
. Serenity, Sahara

Serenity uses sex and drugs to control the minds of top goverment
officials.  Peter North is a Secret Service agent out to stop her.

The box-cover star, Serenity, does not perform any het sex.  Neither does
Tiffany Minx who is barely noticeable in her one les scene.  In fact there
are only three het scenes, which are fairly short and not particular hot, 
although they are fairly well shot (decent camera angles).


# Sindy Does Anal
c 53 1993 AFV, F.J. Lincoln
. Jane A (Deborah Wells?), Steve Drake
. Mikki Lynn, Joey Silvera
. Jane A, Celeste
. Jane B (Steffi?), Mikki Lynn, Steve Drake
. Celeste, Woody Long

Celeste is Sindy Crawlforward a high-fashion super-model, who is being
blackmailed by the sleazy.  Celeste isn't nearly skinny enough to be
a fashion model, but with the hair and make-up (include the famous mole)
there's a passing resemblence to Cindy Crawford.

Sindy does indeed do anal, but she's the only one, and it's pretty brief.
Not that I care, but you might.

Mikki Lynn is cute as a button (whatever that means).  But we don't we
don't get see enough of her body in action.  Everytime the camera starts to
pull back for a decent mid-range explicit shot, it quickly cuts to another
close-up.


# The Jiggly Queens
c 53 1993 Legend, Scotty Fox
. Wendy Whoppers, Tianna Taylor
. Wendy Whoppers, Leanna Fox, Mike Horner
. Tami Monroe, Jon Morgan (oral only, modest facial)
. Tianna Taylor, Jon Morgan

It's rumoured that the editor of a famous men's magazine is in the audience
at a strip club looking for the next month's cover girls.  The girls in the
club try to figure out who is is so they can impress him with their
"talents".

There's only four scenes here, and only two of those involve penetration.
Wendy Whoppers performs with Mike Horner without a condom in a fairly long,
fairly hot scene, so the video isn't a total loss.  There's also a strip
scene with a couple of girls who don't perform expicit sex.  One of these
is quite attractive.  I think she is Kelli May, or maybe Shannon Steele.


# Interactive
c 43 1993 Vidco, Frank Marino
. Isis Nile, Peter North
. Crystal Wilder, Terry Thomas
. Isis Nile, T.T. Boy
. Crystal Wilder, Rebecca Wild
. Beatrice Vale, Peter North, T.T. Boy

T.T. Boy plays a man who is magically transferred into the world of an
adult video.  The porn characters eventually help him to escape the "porn
world" and get back "real world".  An interesting premise.  I think this is
another Cash Markman script.  There are actually a couple bits of humorous
dialogue.

I'm not sure which actress is Isis Nile and which is Beatrice Vale.
Both are dark-haired, dark-skinned women (possibly Mid-east, Southern
European, or North African mixes).  Neither is particularly attractive.

The sex scenes don't have much heat and the women are not attractive, as
if to prove how dreary the "porn world" is.   It's no wonder T.T. Boy
can't wait to get back to the real world.