Devil in Miss Jones 5

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Subject: Review: Devil In Miss Jones 5 - The Inferno (long)
From: [email protected] (Sleepless in Seattle)
Date: Tue, 16 Jan 1996 11:47:36 UTC


Prolog - I actually saw this movie three weeks ago for the first
time. After watching it again a week later, I wrote a review.
Somehow the computer ate my homework and as most readers here will
know most of my archive. As I rebuilt the archive I put off
rewriting the review. Today I decided I had to do this before I
lost the feeling of the movie. I need not have worried. Unlike
many I review, this one remains fresh in my mind. So with
acknowledgments to The Director for his earlier review which made
me want to see it in the first place. I submit my view of a very
good movie. 


The Devil in Miss Jones 5 - The Inferno
VCA Platinum Plus - Gregory Dark - 1995 (produced 94)

Starring - Juli Ashton, Rebecca Lord, Barbara Doll, Nikole Lace,
Sindee Coxx, Serenity, Kelly O'Dell, Felecia, Vanessa Chase,
Tammi Ann, Amanda Addams, Ariana, Rowan Fairmont, Jeanna Fine,
Dallas, Darcy McDaniels, Leslie Forbes

Guys -Mark Davis, Tom Byron, Joey Silvera, Vince Voyeur, Luc
Wylder, Marc Wallice, Jon Dough, Rich Roberts, TT Boy, Arti
Choke, Dave Cummings, Colt Steele, Nick East, Cal Jammer, Dave     
Hardman, Frank Towers, Michael J. Coxx, hand Rose and Rip Hyman as
the Devil

Plot - Juli Ashton is Justine Jones, and the Devil wants her. The
Devil has decided it's time to corrupt Miss Jones and make her one
of his mignons. She's just too pure for him to leave alone it
seems. So we get the tale of how he will do this separated into
short segments with titles illustrating the concept or value he's
babbling on about at the time. 

 As the Director quite rightly noted in his earlier review this film
contains so many people that I don't recognize, it will be hard to
keep it straight. I will do my best and will correct a couple of
things I noted he had incorrectly listed in his review. The guys
will not be listed unless they were either very recognizable to me
or were the only one in the scene. They are really not relevant to
the video anyway. This is strictly about the ladies and
specifically Julie Ashton. My apologies if I screw something up,
which I certainly will.

Scene List
1. (Passion) Tammi Ann (short) 
2. (Sex) Amanda Addams/TT Boy and Juli Ashton/Two Old Guys
3. (Knowledge) Juli Ashton, Jeanna Fine, Nick East, Mark Davis,
Cal Jammer, Luc Wylder 
4. (Innocence) Nikole Lace, Dallas, Juli Ashton, Marc Wallice, Mark
Davis, Tom Byron, many other guys 
5. (Loyalty) Rebecca Lords and John Dough, Sindee and Michael J Coxx,
and Juli Ashton 
6.  (Privilege) Jon Dough, Tom Byron, Vanessa Chase, Juli Ashton,
the fat lady 
7.  (Lesbianism) Kelly O'Dell, Felecia, Juli Ashton, Serenity
8.  (Power) Ariana, Barbara Doll, Rowan Fairmont, Luc Wylder, TT Boy,
4 more guys, Juli Ashton

Rating for those can't wait: 3.3 Read on to find out why.

1. Passion: This brief scene is all Tammi Ann working out anally
with a big dildo and using her fingers on her puss. It is far too
short and I felt many of the thing's they filmed for it ended on
the cutting room floor such as the beads she used and maybe other
things. However, I think they didn't want it to go on for too long
at this point. The Devil turns her into his dinner (that would have
been my choice too), a roast chicken, which he eats for the rest of
the video (again, I could have done that). If this was a subtle
attempt to say Tammi looked good enough to eat, he was right. Tammi
Ann look as good as I've ever seen her look. And she looked very,
very, hot! It was a shame the scene was so short. We must see her
looking this good again; real soon! 

2. Sex: This scene is supposed to illustrate that one's view
of sex can be distorted by the way you are raised; by the
views of sex that your teachers have. I saw nothing distorted
about this scene other than the typical TT boy bullshit and
the waste of Ms Ashton's obvious assets. But, I digress; on
with the review. Amanda Addams either has hidden talents, worked in
a circus, or is a quick study as she does some real fire eating to
start the scene off. I liked the way she got into the sex and never
let TT Boy take real charge no matter how hard the little idiot
tried. Her silly-cones aside. this woman is a great on-screen
fuck.  Julie Ashton's part in this scene, as in all but two of the
rest, is to simply watch, masturbate, and dream of getting in on
the action. There are two old dudes in suits who never get anything
more than their dick out (thank heavens) who help her get off.
Julie fingers herself in both holes using up to two fingers in both
from time to time. Again, her technique doesn't vary throughout the
video. Back to Amanda. She starts with a blow job on TT and he
returns the favor before doing her missionary, doggy, and spoon as
well as doggy anal. Amanda snarls her way through this with an
eagerness even when that jerk TT does his patented hair pulling
routine. The use of mirrors makes the scene for me and it provides
some great shots of the action and some good views of Amanda. The
editing techniques used here that so displeased the Director, I
found to be a pleasant change from the norm. It allowed position
changes without all the clumsiness and we never get a grimace from
a guy waiting to cum. A 100% improvement IMHO. I don't enjoy
looking at the filler directors put here while the guys work up to
a pop-shot and this editing technique eliminated that. It can be
distracting but, the way it was used here inter-cut with upcoming
tidbits, it was a very good technique. The old dudes pop on Juli's
thigh and TT manages to make it to her belly. 


3. Knowledge: Ms. Jones travels to Mount Olympus, or at least
old Greece for some higher education. Her women's studies program
leaving a sour taste in the Devil's mouth and so he sends her
study under (literally) Jeanna Fine and the guys. Juli is used here
in every hole by everyone. She sucks and is eaten, Jeanna uses a
dildo on her a couple of times, once during a DP. Jeanna really
wore that dildo out on Juli, it's probably limp now. As gangbangs
go, I was impressed. True it wasn't huge in number but she
definitely knew she'd been fucked when she was through. One petty
annoyance is the attempt to cover up Juli's tattoo with makeup. It
was only partially covered and drew more attention to itself than it
would have had it been left uncovered. I suppose young innocent
girls don't have pubic mound tattoos but most don't  have a shaved
pubic area either. As I said, only a minor thing. Jeanna uses her
hands to form a cup the guys wet down and Juli licks up. I
remember thinking she looked like a puppy licking it out of
Jeanna's hands. Or like a kid licking a frosting spoon. Anyway, an
unusual end. 

4. Innocence: This scene is supposed to remove Juli's innocence
though what is left after the previous scene is beyond my
imagination. The scenes should have been shown in the opposite
order in order to more chronological. But, I digress. This scene
demonstrated that Nikole Lace is rapidly reaching the Debi Diamond
level of super slut. This petite dark haired beauty looks lovely
and sweet as they come until she gets hot. Then she's the sluttiest
of sluts taking everyone in any way and enjoying herself at the
same time. In the background is the lady the Director thought was
Serenity. I can say that is was not having watched a lot of her
stuff recently (see my review of En Garde) but I too am not sure who
it was. I believe it may have been Dallas from descriptions I read
elsewhere. It makes little difference since she was window dressing
to the superb show Nikole Lace put on. In another scene by herself,
Dallas did enough to get a good review. But, here, she looked as
plain as could be and could often be seen watching Nikole go at it
while she was getting herself done at the same time. Nikole does
the guys in all positions and her scene includes the use of a black
butt-plug that once pulled from her ass is passed to Juli who licks
it off and then uses it on both of her orifices during her
masturbation sequence. When Nikole gives up that ass to one of the
guys you can hear her whimper with delight, and maybe a little
discomfort, as the large member entered her tightest hole. She
lays on her back to get mouth and pussy fucked at the same time.
One sequence shows a guy pulling out of Dallas' puss and getting it
eagerly licked off by Nikole before she allows him to mouth fuck
her. Dallas does everything Nikole does as if she's learning at the
feet of a master (or would that be mistress) but the limelight
remains on Nikole with occasional cuts to Juli masturbating. After
all, she's the star. Nikole hold a cup in front of her mouth and
the boys try to hit that hole. Some does, some misses and one shot
gets her over her left eye. The girls then pour it onto Juli's box
and lick it off. 

5. Loyalty: The Devil expounds on the boredom associated with being
loyal to the same pussy no matter how wonderful forever. It's
unclear how this relates to the cages we see next unless the men
as captives are symbolic of marriage. But this is a porn flick and
shouldn't be analyzed too deeply. The guys are to be serviced by
Rebecca Lords looking very striking and Sindee Coxx. The girls suck
the guys a bit through the bars and next thing we know are in the
cages being eaten. there's some rimming of Sindee's ass for
certain and maybe Rebecca's as well before we get down to it.
The girls stand throughout the scene, a quite athletic
achievement and Miss Lord even stands on the edge of the cage
looking very feline while getting a standing doggy. Sindee is
either not as imaginative or the director fails to give her
adequate direction as she stays in the same corner throughout and
is not very inspiring despite her Nordic like looks. I don't know
if Sindee has implants as the Director said but, if she does she
opted for a more realistic look rather than the stiff pointer
most ladies have. I never got a close look but I though they
hung quite naturally on her chest. Juli in a cage by herself does
her masturbation thing again The guys leave their ladies to cum in
Juli's hands and she licks them clean, though without the
eagerness of the Greek scene. 

6. Privilege: Jon and Tom are as the Director said "in *another*
porn version of My Fair Lady," Vanessa Chase is their Eliza but she
isn't a fast learner. For some reason their fat (yes director fat
not chunky) maid wheels in Juli so she can see what a slut is like. 
Here we have a disconnect from the plot or I missed something. 
While Juli looked a slut, she's supposed to not be a slut yet. It
would have made more sense to have her look at Vanessa Chase than
the other way around. Anyway, Vanessa is motivated by Juli and
starts to realize her potential as it were. I have never seen Ms
Chase before and initially I was not impressed. She's not a
beautiful woman though she does qualify as pretty. Her pale
complexion, typical of the fair-skinned red-headed ladies I know
looked washed out on screen.  having said that, I was quite taken
by the dress she wore which had holes cut out exactly big enough
for her wonderfully natural tits to punch through and stand out
very invitingly. Her genitalia were inviting but not as lovely as
Nikole Lace's or Juli's. However, she was no rookie at using them.
She starts with alternating blow jobs for the guys and fingers
herself very hard while working on one of them. This included
three fingers in her box moving very swiftly. Eventually she ends up
on the table where she does missionary and doggy as well as doggy
anal and a DP. Her moans during the analling were very real and
added to the feeling that she doesn't or had not done it often. One
of the guys licks her ass adoringly before entering it, a nice
touch at the dinner table I thought. certainly something I would
have gladly done given the opportunity. Meanwhile Juli is on the
cart as she's, guess what? Yep masturbating. The fat gal gave her
a silver dildo to use and then proceeds to slap about the head 
with her huge floppy tits. Not a pretty sight I might add. Tom
pulls from Vanessa's ass to pop on Juli's belly and Jon shoots for
her box but has one shot go completely over her right shoulder.
Impressive! Juli ducked BTW. 

7: Lesbianism: This is an all girl scene in spite of the too idiots
standing in the back jacking off throughout. The girls sport a lot
of patent leather and boots. The daisy chain they form is
interesting and, if you like all girl stuff you'll like this. At
one point Juli uses a toe on Kelly O'Dell and Kelly uses her booted
toe on Juli. Juli, how can I say this nicely, should never allow her
feet to star in anything.  I am not a foot person but I do
appreciate good in anybody part. Juli does not have beautiful
feet. Serenity who is the blonde the Director couldn't pick out,
is in her element with the ladies and is a heavy player in this
scene. At one time Felecia has 8 fingers in her box and wants
more. Other than that, nothing much going on here.

8. Power: This is the big finish. Juli is rolled in on a serving
tray and rejected by every guy and gal in the room. No matter how
hard she tries all she can get is her own fingers. All the
other gals have tow guys each and make good use of them. Ariana
gets into it hot and heavy. Barbara Doll and her lovely edible ass
are also major players here. Rowan Fairmont, well, she and her
pierced tongue just turn me off. Ariana's piercings are just
tolerable but I hate the thought of running into that labia
piercing.  Brrrrrrrr. Anyway, Ariana is very mobile, taking guys
every which way. Barbara looks as good as I've seen her. I
particularly thought her ass looked good compared to everyone
else's including Juli Ashton's. he DP analling was very hot and the
other two were very good as well. Three at once may not be a
record but three good one's at once may be. These were good. 
The scene ends with all of the guys giving Juli a cum shower. She
ends up plastered with the stuff but you can't tell who did what
where. 


Epilog : All-in-all, I quite liked DMJ5. Now I admit I haven't seen
the original for a lot of years. My local store has it so I may go
rent it just to revisit those times and stars in their prime. The
Director says, and I respect his opinion, that this is not as good
as 2,3 or 4 plot-wise, I don't know. I think he might have just
missed the plot. This isn't drama, it's porn. Loose plots are the
rule and this one was better than most I see on a weekly basis. I
too watched it twice though I don't have the benefit of having my
lady here to watch it with me, and I liked it both times. I was
surprised  awards didn't come it's way but maybe it was on last
years list or something, It doesn't matter as AVN awards mean
little. I also don't have a lot of criticism for Greg Dark's
direction. While I know it could've been a lot better, it could
also have been tremendously worse. None of us hits a home run
every time. I was not impressed with Juli Ashton, pretty as she is.
As a vehicle for her, it was lacking. Too many time she was in a
scene where another performer stole it completely. Nikole Lace,
Barbara Doll, Felicity, even Amanda Addams all out performed her
and some looked better too. Her schoolgirl outfit in the innocence
scene could have been a real fantasy maker. Instead it was lost in
the cosmic performance of Nikole Lace. In the final scene she
could have jumped from the tray and taken over, She did not. This
is a script and direction problem. Not Juli Ashton's but, still a
problem in a starring vehicle for her.

I also disagree that Greg Dark lost his sense of humor. I thought there
were plenty of laughs here, though some were more
subtle than others.  Rip Hyman made a terrific devil and the dwarf
who played his servant and our guide kept a straight face very well
when it would have been easier to crack-up. In fact, I thought there
were good performances throughout with a very few exceptions. All
this said, I rate it higher than the Director did with a 3.3 on the
Imperator's scale in contrast to his 2.95. Before buying, rent it if
possible and see what you think. Whether you rent or buy, if you
are heterosexual, you should most definitely see this movie, you
won't regret.

Repeat of personal preferences and disclaimer follow.

FYI. This is where I come from. If you have not read this at least
once do so. I am a leg and ass man. I like nice, natural breasts,
but large ones are not essential and if they are not pleasing to look
at a distraction. I like enthusiastic,  smiling ladies who are
treated decently by the men. The ladies need not be beautiful but
they must be pleasing to look at and enjoy their work. The most
beautiful woman who scowls or looks as though she could be having as
much fun reading plumbers weekly,  is a waste of time. I follows the
Imperator's lead with regard to honesty in packaging, cast lists, and
the need to treat the customer with respect. I always try to take the
movies for what they are rather than what they pretend to be.  I
use the Imperial Scale for Rating. It is posted in the Imperator's
reviews and I will not reproduce it here. My review should be
taken with these things in mind.

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