Ellen Delesbian

From: [email protected]
Subject: REVIEW:   Ellen DeLesbian
Date: Sun, 03 Aug 97 10:40:37
Organization: Netcom

                        ... Ellen DeLesbian...

Da Girls: Sharon Kane, Randi Storm, Allysa Allure, Darcy Doll

Da Guys: None! Its a g/g. Sorry, but none of our usual favorites
from the "California Penal Work-Release Program" are going to get
slammed today!<g>

Directed & Produced: EVN Erotic Video Network, No director in credits.

Release Date: April 11, 1997

Rating: 3.00 out of 4

Plot:  A take-off on Ellen DeGeneres. Even I, who has no interest in our
current pop culture picked up on this! Reading the boxcover one gets a
better idea of the plot than viewing the video. Seems like Ellen, played
by Sharon Kane, is having problems connected with the males in her
life, then decides to walk on the "wild side". Very little if any
reference to the "real" Ellen is brought up in the video. Maybe
for legal reasons?

Summary: Basically the video has four sex scenes. Sharon Kane, Randi
Storm, and newcomer? Darcy Doll are very good in their scenes. I want to
see Darcy Doll in more videos, she is a nimble, hot cutie! Jim Gunn, I
would seriously think about getting her in some of your flicks!

Scene #3 with Sharon Kane and Randi Storm, was breathtaking!  Sharon
had Randi cummming left and right, she was writhing on the floor, muscle
spasms in her thighs...Nice, very nice intense g/g action. Some intense
near fisting action. My jaw was open the entire time I viewed this. And of
course, I lost all blood from my brain!  (evil grin!)

The problem with this video, three of the scenes include Allysa Allure who
gives a wooden, "not into it performance". She brought down the over all
sluttiness of the scenes considerably. Why they use an unenthusiastic
performer in a scene is beyond me. Did she work for free or something?
Oh also, I have a jpg of the boxcover, I found on the net, if anyone is
interested, I can email them the jpg!

Scene #1:
Sharon Kane (Ellen) dressed in a mocha shirt, torn in the knee blue
jeans, and cowgirl boots (boots are always GOOD!) is sitting on the
overstuffed sofa in her house chatting with Allysa Allure (Jill) about
their sex lives. Ellen tell Jill hers' sucks with men, that she can't
seem to "get off" with them. Jill tells Ellen, "I could make you cumm".
Ellen says, "All this talk is making me horney".,,, and you know what
happens next.<g> Their sex was nothing to write home about. There was
some toe sucking, and some tittie play and nipple kissing. Undressing
Ellen was sorta neat, having to take off her cowgirl boots and all!
I hate it though when you have a woman lying with her panties on, you
anticipate some play in their coming off, the scene cuts away, and when
you come back, waa-laa no panties on the girl! What happened,
spontaneous combustion or something?

Problem with this seen, Allysa Allure with her long dark hair, and nice
features is miscast here. She is coming on as a total submissive. Sharon
Kane initially acts submissive as Ellen, but in the sex scene quickly
becomes the aggressor. I would much rather have seen a more aggressive
woman, try to turn Ellen on, lets say someone like Houston, who picked
up Liza Harper in Lisa, she would have been nice in the scene.  Also, I
know Sharon Kane is in her mid 30's or so, her body isn't bad, but
facially she looks rather "hard".  At some time in the past, she
has gotten one of those collegen(?) lip enhancement jobs.  I guess you
godda pump silly-cone somewhere in your body if you work in the porn
biz??

Scene #2:
In a kitchen setting, Jill is telling her roommate Darcy Doll (Kathy)
about her doing Ellen. (Like a real person would really discuss such a
lame performance like the one she gave). This just gets Darcy all
"worked up". Let me tell you a bit about Darcy Doll!

She's about 5'5", thin, tawny cat-like body. Breasts are 34A/B's.
Cute face, dark blonde/light brunette hair down to her upper back, she
was always flipping her hair from side to side, and she made this
"exciting".  She has a birth mark on her left forearm, is always smiling
and always writhing! (Note: Writhing is GOOD!) I suspect we will be
seeing more of her!

So Darcy is "worked up". She hops her sweet pert ass up on the kitchen
countertop and with a vibrator in hand, spreads her panties aside, and
works up a "lather" with her nice labia and clit hood! Jill goes down on
Darcy and flicks her clit hood pretty good. Darcy is digging this to no
end! She turns on the vibrator (you hear it working, not like most
pornos, where you never hear the vibrator working, I know BATTERIES ARE
EXPENSIVE!)

Now Darcy gets it on with Jill. From the instant Darcy starts in on
Jill, you know she knows "how to lez" and that she enjoys it! What I
really like about actresses is their ENTHUSIASM! Sure it doesn't hurt if
you are pretty, but with sex, facially beauty is what they say, only
skin deep, and without enthusiasm, you got nothing! Darcy gets Jill over
on a barstool gets down on the floor and eats her twat out but good,
paying close attention to her clit hood! She then turns Jill over and
doggs her puss with a big strap-on. While this was going on, you could
hear sirens going off on the nearby street, dogs howling in the
background, and a telephone ringing. Not much you can do about street
sirens, but dogs can be "shot" and the phone can be "turned
off"...jeeez!

Scene #3:
Randi Storm and Ellen are now sitting on her sofa. I have to say I have
always liked Randi Storm. Some of her early work, with Titan Productions
I want to OWN! Randi looks like she's added a bit of weight about her
hips but she is still a horney inquisitive and always an ENTHUSIASTIC
creature! On the sofa, Randi asks why Ellen is in such a good mood.
Ellen tells her 'cause she just had sex with Jill. Playfully, Randi
says, "I'd like to do that!"

Boom, cut away to the two women, naked lying next to each other on some
cheesy leopard bedcover of sorts.  Hey, jeeezzz, some of us like to see
the women undress each other and the kissy thing, cut us some slack! <g>
Randi starts off by playfully inspecting Ellen's pussy then she muff
dives full tilt, paying great attention to the clit. Thats the main
problem I have with males eating out females in pornos. The males hardly
ever spend time on the clit, even when they have someone like Holly,
Morgan, or Cortknee to devour! The girls know what feels nice, and they
always GO FOR IT!

Ellen starts in on Randi, first sucking on her 36C/D's. Natural, yes,
no?, I say yes? Sharon Kane has been doing g/g forever, and knows how to
push the buttons on her women! She slowly kisses and licks Randi's body
down to her twat, then eats her like a professional should!

Sharon then gives us 4 fingers in Randi's twat, deep to her knuckles,
with her thumb rubbing on Randi's clit. This is the closet I've seen to
fisting in an American flick, probably ever!  Randi is starting to cumm,
and cumm in buckets. I hope this wasn't faked! Sharon had Randi writhing
on the floor in a fetal position. She was having thigh spasms and just
generally was "beyond herself". Muscle spasms are hard to fake!

Randi then begs Ellen to fuck her with a strap-on. Ellen blindfolds
Randi (eeeeewwwwwwwww this was very premo!) lays her on the floor,
proceeds to pour baby oil all over Randi's breasts then "Russians" her
with the strap-on, NICE! We then cut to an all to brief scene where
Sharon was rapidly hand fucking, with both hands, minus the thumbs deep,
and I say deep up into Randi's cunt. I bet Sharon, had both fists up
there and we didn't get to see it,,,sigh   Sharon pulled out her hand
and licked the stringy fluids given to her by Randi. HOT! Randi then
sucks Ellens' hands clean, and begs to be fucked with the strap-on.

Randi still blind folded, gets fucked mish, then doggy. All the time
Ellen is talking dirty to Randi, nice touch. Once again Randi cumms and
cumms nicely! Ellen leaves her in a writhing fetal position!

This will be a classic, sleazy, g/g scene!

Scene 4:
The four get it on in Jill and Kathy's bed. They get undressed, then
gang up on Ellen <g> Darcy Doll is wearing these knee high white hose,
giving her that slutty school girl look. Lots of switching of partners,
tonguing, vibrator play, hands in pussies, etc. Sex scenes were short
and always coming among the four.  Not a bad way to end the video, but
Scene 3 with Randi Storm and Sharon Kane had already "affected my mast"
detrimentally <g>.

At the end of the scene as the girls bask in their afterglow, Ellen
tells them, "I really like women, call me Ellen DeLesbian!"

                               ... FIN ...