Deeper 8

From: [email protected] (DCOLDMAN)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Subject: Comp Tape Warning - Deeper 8
Date: Tue, 29 Apr 97 01:40:25
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Comp Tape Warning - Deeper 8

   Factory Home Video, X-Plosive Home Video, Sunshine Films - I don't care
what you call it, they put out crappy comps. This series is advertising
"Contains scenes from Seymore Butts." I bought this one because of Kobe Tai
on the box and her name was actually in the list of women on the front of
the box. You know the kind of box: mostly white background, separated
pictures of women, computer-plasticized titles.

   Well, she was on the tape, first thing as a matter of fact, it some kind
of tape that looked some amateur tape, shot in a house and in someone's
bathroom. It was a good scene, and I thought these scam artists had decided
that, if they were going to steal, they'd at least steal from people with
some talent and put people on there whom somebody besides an obsessive
ex-boyfriend might actually want to see. 

   The tape was advertised as 4 hours, and on EP, it came out to about
3:39. I'M SURE there's more than 4 hours of porno tape to steal from in the
U.S., but they can't even be bothered to meet this minimum requirement. The
rest of the first hour contained stuff that I COULD have been interested
in, despite the incredibly bad video copy quality, but just wasn't. But
after that it fell off a cliff. Boom. Some of the most uninteresting women
having the most boring sex on the same sets, over and over. One-day wonders
from the late 80's and early 90's, it appears as if there were someone on a
mission to weed out anything with more than the mechanics of sex before
totally destroying the video quality while copying. Be warned: unless you
are willing to drop however much a rental is for you and (not) 4 hours of
your life in exchange for one good scene, don't patronize this series.

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