Dungeon Dykes 2

From: [email protected] (Eric Dew)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Subject: Dungeon Dykes II, a review (and additional comments about the NG)
Date: Mon, 03 Feb 97 12:17:38

Why did I go out and rent Dungeon Dykes II?  Well, a review of DD (I) a while
back here on RAME (or ASM, pre-spam days) suggested that DD (I) was pretty
good, for those who like g/g videos.

And, the place I rented DD II didn't have DDI, so I figured DDII might be
acceptable.

Well, like many sequels.  This one sucked big time.

The cast was pretty good:  Debi Diamond, Bionca, Melanie Moore, and a trio
of nobodies (Umma, Fantasia, Christina Angel).  What was bad about this video?

Well, unless I got the audio-off version, the sound on this video sucked 
big time.  You can't hear anything said or moaned.  However, you do get a 
good dose of Generic Porn Rock (tm).  This porn-rock equivalent to a Bach
fugue (only in the sense of its never-endingness) riles on for the whole
duration of the video.

Did I mention lighting?  Yes, the lighting sucked.  I've seen better videotapes
of the Loch Ness monster than this piece of crap.  John T. Bone must have
used a spring powered video cam and a flashlight for making the tapes.  He
also couldn't focus worth shit.

How's the sex?  Well, the sex was of the more bizarre sort, but that could
be part of the fact that this IS a Dungeon.  I must admit the plot was as 
evident as the aforementioned Loch Nessie.  Basically, there were four
scenes of three-ways.  There were some light whipping (which may be
due to the fact that hard S/M might put this video into the taboo side of the 
law, which might be a good thing for this video).  Lots of dildos and sucking
(why would anyone want to lightly flutter the base of the dildo's head
with the tongue?  I can understand licking a dildo to lube it up, but trying
to get it hard?) Lots of finger insertions, that is, if the camera was focused
enough for you to see it.

There were also a lot of candle wax drippings.  Into mouths, pussy (into it,
as it appeared), anus, breasts, backs, and elsewhere.  However, since the 
lighting was so bad, you can't really make out the wax, and the brightness
of the candle overexposed the camera, you couldn't tell really where the wax
dripped on.  Certainly, the sound didn't give any indication of whether it
hit the target or not.

Debi and Bionca seemed to enjoy themselves (but they always do).  Melanie
never even took off her underwear until the last scene, and then, there was 
little shots of her pink -- as if I cared, at that point.  The other three
gals were the working stiffs variety.

I guess you can say that I didn't enjoy this video.  You won't either.

*******

Other items about the NG:  I certainly appreciate the work of the moderators
in stopping the spam.  ASM is dead.  I only wish ASM still lives, only to
attract the scumbags who spam relentlessly.

Nice to see Holly Ryder back.  Sure, she was stupid in joining forces/being
a pawn of the Christian Right.  Sure, her explanation sounds like either a
VERY lame excuse for her conduct (or a very telling indication of her lack
of smarts?)  Whatever the case, what she did is in the past.  I don't think 
there is any benefit to this group to shut her down.  So Brandy, chill out.
If she's an imposter, so what?  Doesn't stop me from imposting Eric Dew, does
it?  I'd weigh her comments here for what they're worth.  If it's not worth
much, I'll just skip her posts.

EDEW