FROM: [email protected] SUBJECT: Mini-review: Dirty Diner 2 DATE: 15 Nov 1996 00:43:57 GMT ORGANIZATION: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) (1.10) FOLLOWUP-TO: rec.arts.movies.erotica Dirty Diner 2 Sin City D. Luc Wilder Lexi Erickson, Julie Rage, Ruby, Paisley Hunter, Anna, Tyler and some guys (including Ed Powers (non-sex); sorry, but I didn't pay attention to who they were for the most part. All I can say is that one is Alex Sanders, and none are Peter North or Sean Michaels.) It absolutely drives me up the wall when I rent a video "starring" a particular performer I'm interested in, only to find that she's in only one scene, and, worse, other performers are in more. This is one. I rented it to see Lexi Erickson, who's featured on the cover and is listed first on the front and on the back. She's in one scene (and not a good one at that, IMHO), while Julie Rage, Ruby and Tyler are in two each. In my book that's the sort of misrepresentation that helps perpetuate the suspicion and disdain I hold for a lot of porn producers. Unfortunately, if I boycotted every producer who'd done this to me, I wouldn't be able to rent anything! A brief rundown of scenes: Scene 1: Ruby, Tyler and a guy in a three-way, ending with an oral cumshot to Tyler. She gets a little on her chin but appears to swallow the rest, as she sucks long and deep well after he's finished -- sort of like what Nadia Moore did to John Decker in UnC 33. Scene 2: Lexi Erickson and Alex Sanders. What a waste of beauty! If you like chocolate and Lexi, you might like this scene, as Lexi, in a portable plastic backyard pool, gets chocolate syrup poured on her for a couple of minutes before Alex joins her. I didn't like this scene because Lexi's so pretty and this scene totally obscured her beauty, going for the kink instead. A couple of the ladies in this video would look better covered in chocolate from hair to toe, but Lexi isn't one of them. Lexi does take an anal and a facial, though no A2M. Scene 3: Julie Rage and a guy. I'm quickly becoming convinced that Julie's one of those ladies who look a lot better on the box cover than on video. She's a tall, slender blonde with a great body (probably enhanced, but not distractingly so) who looks good in stills but for some reason appears a little more harsh on tape. Standard half-and-half scene, ending with a facial. Scene 4: Paisley, Ruby, Tyler and Anna. I don't like g/g, or g/g/g/g, for that matter, so I FFed through this one. Remember my comment about a chocolate bath improving the looks of some ladies in this video? Scene 5: Julie and a guy. Again, a standard half-and-half, ending with a facial. Both of Julie's facials are of the let-me-sit-here-while-you-jack-off-on-my-face variety, which I find much less erotic and stimulating than the kind in Scene 1. There's really no reason to rent this video. Lexi's very pretty, but she doesn't deserve top billing, and her beauty is wasted in the chocolate bath. Julie Rage has looked better and done better work, and the other girls don't provide a real reason to rent, either. Dick O'Stone