Dallas Does Debbie

From: Joey Markham <[email protected]>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Subject: REVIEW: "Dallas Does Debbie"
Date: Sun, 27 Apr 97 13:46:18
Organization: DIGEX, Inc.

Don't be fooled by the title.  This video doesn't exactly compliment the
popular "Debbie Does Dallas" saga.  It comes as close to the real thing as
much as you can squeeze chocolate milk from a cow.  The title should have
been "Deep Inside Chrissy Ann", but even with a more appropriate name this
tape would disappoint either way.  


DALLAS DOES DEBBIE
director: August West.   Fresh Video, 1992.
running time: 72 minutes.

starring: Chrissy Ann, Trixy Tyler, Tianna, Sharon Kane, Brigitte Aime,
 Sharise, Biff Malibu, Cal Jammer, Nick East, Tony Martino, Jake Steed,
 Scott St.James, T-Bone.

rating: 5 out of 10 stars (or Imperial rating: 2.00 / 4.00)

* The ending credits said 'directed by August West' then later on said
  'written and directed by William Black'.  


Chrissy Ann plays Debbie, a young girl who is ready, willing, and able to
do whatever it takes to become a cheerleader for a Dallas football team.
What happens first is she visits the coach of the team (Biff Malibu) who
asks her if she's positive she'll do anything to become a cheerleader and
he ends up 'trying her out' with his wife (Trixy Tyler).  Then he sends her
to the team the next day to meet them and become acquainted with them (can
you say 'gang bang'?) and afterwards sends her to the directress of the
cheerleading squad (Tianna) where they initiate her one final time before
she officially becomes one of the girls.  The end.


(Scene 1): Chrissy Ann, Trixy Tyler, Biff Malibu

Trixy (here sporting red hair - a wig perhaps?) starts off masturbating on
a bed while Biff's in the shower.  Enter Chrissy, whom Biff questions if
she's seriously willing to do anything it takes to get the job.  "You'lldo
absolutely anything to be a Dallas cheerleader?" he asks.  She sure does,
so he tells her "Well, in that case.. drop and give me twenty!"  Soon enough
(after undressing) she's on her knees giving him head.  Then he decides to
check if she passes the taste test, so he has her stand up under the running
showerhead as he licks her pussy.  They get into a brief doggie and we cut
back and forth between them and Trixy masturbating.  Eventually, they both
hop out of the shower and join Trixy on the bed where they get into various
positions, tasting and licking eachother, etc.  Biff mishes Chrissy as we see
Trixy strapping on a dildo in the background.  She takes over for Biff, 
sucking his cock as she rams the plastic dildo into Chrissy, then he decides
to go behind to fuck his dildo-wielding wife.  A double penetration is formed
(Chrissy doing a cowgirl with Trixy as Biff does the anal entry) then the
tart little blonde receives a cumshot down the crack of her ass.

(Scene 2): Chrissy Ann, Cal Jammer, Nick East, Jake Steed, Tony Martino,
 Scott St.James, T-Bone, Biff Malibu

Once the football players head to their lockers and prepare to hit the
showers, Chrissy steps into the room and greets them.  Turned on by what
they see, they figure the shower can wait (and they can get a little more 
sweatier before washing up).  It starts off slow with Chrissy giving head
to one or two guys while another fucks her doggie style and the rest just
stand around stroking.  Biff eventually joins in and Chrissy eventually gets
into a missionary (on a bench).  The only highlight is a good dp, but with
the other guys standing around, Chrissy still doesn't take a third cock in
her mouth (sigh).  At least she gets a hefty cumbath, but only two or three
guys give her facials (and when Nick East attempts to do it, it basically
just drips down his fingers and he has to shake his hand for it to land on
Chrissy!!).  At least Tony Martino and Jake Steed blast her pretty face
real good, but then the screen effects zoom in and zoom out and we see her
all cleaned up and laying back, receiving more cumshots (probably shot 
another day?).  This is a lengthy gangbang sequence but most of the guys
have long stringy hair and the heat doesn't quite reach 'hot' standards.
It may seem a little raunchy, but it gets a little too raunchy that it
becomes boring after a while.

(Scene 3): Chrissy Ann, Tianna, Sharon Kane, Brigitte Aime, Trixy Tyler,
 Sharise

This is one of the longest, most boring lesbian gash-grinders you're ever
sure to see.  Even the highly charged Tianna takes a step down and fizzles
rather than sizzles (being the head of the cheerleading department, what
did she write as the number one mandatory rule in the books: "Thou shalt
not be wild"??).  Sharon Kane looks very pretty here (sporting a nice, frizzy
shoulder length hairdo), but along with everyone else she's pretty much 
wasted.  The girls all get 'a taste of Chrissy Ann' (another workable title)
by kissing her, licking her pussy, or sucking on her nipples but it's just
so slow-moving!  They even whip out some strap-on dildos - with the usual
sucking (when Tianna does it, you can tell she REALLY wants the real thing
badly!) and then boring penetration sequences.  If you make it far enough
near the end of the scene, I found it cute when Tianna was doing the fucking
and the rest of the girls held their pom-poms and chanted out to Chrissy,
"Cum!  Cum!  Cum!".  But seriously.. could this all-girl orgy have been any
more tedious??

The sex in this movie starts off ok, then just gets progressively worse.
There's a bit of a raunchy look about the quality, but you'll be hard pressed
to sit through the whole tape without your remote control handy.  Chrissy
Ann fans will delight to see so much screen-time devoted to her, but will be
disappointed by the result of this mediocre offering.  
 

Joey Markham
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