Curious

Date sent:        Thu, 5 Dec 1996 00:37:37 -0500 (EST)
From:             Joey Markham ([email protected])
To:               [email protected]
Subject:          REVIEW: "Curious" 

CURIOUS
director: Frank Marino.   Legend, 1992.
cast: Brooke Ashley (=Fantasia), Chanel, Alexis DeVell, Mike Horner, Randy
  Spears, T.T. Boy.
and introducing: Shayla LaVeaux.
running time: 71 minutes.

- Brooke Ashley, Mike Horner
- Chanel, Randy Spears
- Alexis DeVell, T.T. Boy
- Chanel, Shayla LaVeaux
- Brooke Ashley, Shayla LaVeaux, Randy Spears


We open up on a couple, Wendy (Brooke Ashley) and Steve (Mike Horner), 
necking in her kitchen.  She tells him she can't help but feel guilty.  "After
all," she says.  "Your wife is my best friend's best friend's best friend"
(which would simply make her, her best friend.. uh.. yeah).  She asks how she
could possibly go to their morning exercise group anymore.  Better yet, how she
could look his wife in the face.  "Don't, just stop!" he smiles.  "Ok, if you
say so," she replies and pushes him away.  What he really meant was she should
stop going to her exercise group and stop looking his wife in the face.  "Oh,
well that's different," she smiles and they continue what they started.

- This scene is hot with very good camera angles and close-ups.  Brooke is a
cute-as-a-button Asian girl and she looks very comfortable in front of the
camera.  Once Mike finishes working his tongue on Brooke's breasts (which are 
like Debi Diamond's set), he moves down to her pussy where he laps away like 
crazy, slowly working a finger inside.  She really likes it and pays him back 
with a blowjob.  Both orals contain angles of looking up at the action which 
make it interesting.  They do a good doggie (with some looping) then she sits 
up on a counter as Mike rams himself in and out of her before pulling out and 
cumming (most of it missing her pussy and dripping down her inner thigh).

"Oh Steve, I never knew love could be like this," she sighs as they relax.  She
tells him that each time they do it, it's better than the time before.  All he
wants now is a beer and she tells him he can help himself to anything at all. 
As he opens her fridge and searches its contents, she tells him she can't wait
until he gets away from his wife so they could spend all their time together.
He's surprised by that, telling her he doesn't think a divorce is a really good
idea.. what, with all the hassle of going through the courts and paying for
alimony and all that.  But he does tell Wendy he likes her a lot, just that he
won't be able to get a divorce to be with her.  Looking back in the fridge, he
asks "So where the hell's the goddamn beer anyways?"  Angrily, she says, "The
offer just expired" and walks over to him and slams the refrigerator door - on
his dick!  They obviously didn't show anything from the neck down but Mike 
Horner does his best to come up with a wide-mouthed facial reaction (maybe they
zoomed in just a little too close - nice fillings, Mike! :-).

The next day.  Steve's at home in bed, after having come out from an operation.
He's visited by his attorney Lyle Bradworth (Randy Spears) who reminds Steve
that personal injury cases can bring big, fat settlements.  "So, let's take a
look at this injury!" says Lyle.  He wonders if it's a broken leg or foot.
"A foot's about right.." mutters Steve and then removes his blanket to reveal
his dick in a cast (very fake).  "Holy hard-on, Steve," says Lyle.  "I've heard
of broken bones before.. but never broken boners!"  Steve says he didn't break
it, that it was broken FOR him curtesy of a slammed refrigerator door.  "So
you're telling me that the refrigerator door slammed by itself!  We'll sue the
manufacturers for every dime!"  Steve says that it was actually shoved-shut 
onto him.  Then, acting like some genius, Lyle says they'll simply sue the 
person who did it (yeah, it takes a really smart person to figure that out!).
Steve says he can't do that because if he sues HER, then his wife will know 
that he was WITH her.  Lyle suggests they could always go for an out-of-court 
settlement where they would bluff the woman in question into thinking that 
they're suing then she'll pay for his medical expenses.  All revved up and 
ready to go, Lyle wonders where he can find this woman and Steve hands him a 
card with her name and address on it.  "Wendy Beavers," reads Lyle.  "Well, you
can assure yourself that I'll be all over Miss Beavers.  When it comes to 
underminded, backdoor jobs.. I'm your man!"  He chuckles and heads out of the 
room.

He ends up in another room with Steve's wife Samantha (Chanel) laying on a bed
(how many beds do they have in the house?).  Lyle hops onto the bed.  "Mr.
Bradworth!" Samantha smiles.  "Please, call me Lyle."  "You can call me 
Lovemuffin, if you like.."  Lyle tells her he WOULD like, but what about her 
husband in the next room?  She says he'll be out for a couple of months with 
that cast on his dick.  So what is she supposed to do in the meantime?  Lyle 
suggests she abstain from sex.  "Like hell," she says.  "So how about it?  Do 
you lack enough character to fuck your client's wife?"  "My dear," smiles Lyle.
"I'm a lawyer.  I not only lack enough character to fuck my client's wife.. 
I'll bill him for it!!"

- Chanel has a nasty gleam in her eyes but doesn't get that nasty here.  She
does have meaty labia, for those interested, and a nice set of natural boobs.
They give eachother head separately and she rides him cowgirl saying, "Do you
want to fuck the shit out me?"  Later she tells him his cock feels 'so fuckin'
good'.  Then they mish it up for a few minutes before Randy cums on her 
stomach.  A decent scene, half of their dirty talk is low and inaudible but
it's still good.

Taking a breather on the bed, Samantha tells Lyle, "Do you know what I like
best about lawyers?  They're slick.. they don't need a lot of lubricant."
He smiles then tells her he has to go, that he has other clients to screw -
figuratively speaking.  That's cool with her because she has an exercise
class in a few minutes at her place, however one girl cancelled unexpectedly.
"Maybe she got tired of exercising," thinks Lyle.  "Maybe she got someone else
to exercise with," Samantha says.  "You know.. someone with a dick between
their legs?"  Lyle smiles, "Yeah well.. you know it beats jumping jacks!" 
then takes off.

Back in Steve's bedroom.  He's reading a book but soon becomes bored with it
so he turns on the tube.  Flipping from channel to channel, we hear the 
following:  {{Today on Geraldo: Men who want to be women but don't think they
look good in pink}}, {{Coming up on Donahue: Women who want to be men but
don't think they can snore and fart simultaneously}} and {{Next up on Oprah:
Crossdressers who just aren't crazy about the latest fashion trends.  What are
they doing about it?}} (YAWN).  He decides to check what's playing on the cable
channel and the feature presentation is Scotty Fox's "Curious".  "Finally,"
Steve smiles.  "Some people I can relate to!"  He sits back and enjoys the 
show: we see a woman (Alexis DeVell) in her bathroom and waiting for a plumber
(T.T. Boy) to arrive.  

{{"What seems to be the problem, lady?"  Sitting by her tub she sighs, "I'm 
just not wet enough.  Do you have a tool that might fix it?"  So he whips out 
his dick.}}

- Alexis has looked much better (but still cute here).  The body display is
nice and after giving eachother head they only get into the doggie position.
Thankfully, T.T. isn't aggressive here and they both end up actually looking
like they get into it (she much more than he).  With so little variety, it
seems repetitive however (looping and all).  After getting a popshot on her
asscheek, Alexis turns over and looks into the camera and says, "Hi Steve."

Going crazy in his bedroom, Steve decides it's time to move around the house.
In the living room, Samantha is hanging out with Dee (pre-boobjob Shayla
LaVeaux) and they're stretching themselves out.  Dee can't believe Wendy 
doesn't want to be in their exercise group anymore, they had so much fun 
together.  Samantha thinks maybe they should go see her after they're finished,
to see what she's got cooking.  More precisely, who she's doing the cooking 
with.  Dee starts doing warm-up routines but Sam wants to skip them, having 
already been warmed up before she got there.  "How is that possible?  I thought 
your husband was in a cast?" asks Dee.  "There's other ways to warm up, dear. 
Would you like me to show you?" asks Samantha and moves in closer to her 
friend.  "Oooh," moans Dee.  "I'm feeling warmer already."  They start kissing. 
Eventually, Steve comes around the corner and spies on them.

- After the girls tongue eachother they do a 69.  They're sensual with 
eachother to start with then each take turns using a (turned-off) vibrator
in eachother's pussies (and Shayla just loves twirling her tongue around 
Chanel's meaty labia).  With Mike standing there watching, he says to himself,
"I bet they didn't learn THAT in a Richard Simmons video" then leaves.  Back
to the girls, they start to pour lube on eachother's pussies to slick them up
even more.  It's mostly slow-moving, but they each reach semi-orgasm by scene's
end.  

Steve heads back to bed, worried that his goose is cooked.  He decides he has
to go see Wendy and convince her to keep her mouth shut about everything.  Over
at Wendy's, she's visited by Lyle and they hang out in her kitchen.  After
hearing him out, she tells him he's barking up the wrong tree and doesn't plan
on giving Steve any money.  "You can at least let me bark up your tree anyway,"
Lyle tells her.  "I might enjoy it."  So Wendy asks, "What about your client?
Aren't you compromising a position with him?"  Then he makes it known that the
only position he wants to get into involves her and having sex.  As they start
kissing, Steve shows up at her house.  Upon entering the kitchen, he backs out
right away upon spotting the two of them.  As he peers through the crack of the
door, he is shocked and can't believe his eyes.  "So," asks Wendy.  "You think
you can talk Steve into NOT filing charges against me?"  In the next room, 
Steve is completely stunned and wonders if anything else can go wrong.  
Suddenly, Dee enters the kitchen through the backdoor, surprising Wendy and 
Lyle.  She came to pay Wendy a visit but never expected to see Steve's lawyer 
there.  "Do you disapprove, Dee?" Wendy asks.  Putting on a frisky smile, Dee 
says, "Hell no!" and all three of them join forces.  Steve closes the door, 
not being able to take anymore of it.

- Brooke and Shayla share Randy's cock, then he doggies both girls separately
(while one girl gets her pussy licked).  He does Brooke first, then Shayla,
then pulls out and cums on Shayla's ass.  Average scene made better by good
angles and spirited performers.

Steve peers through the crack of the door again and is repulsed.  He says to
himself, "That goddamn, two-timing, ambulance chasing lawyer!  When I get my
dick out of this cast.. I'm gonna use it to REAM HIM UP THE ASS!!!"  Back in 
the kitchen, Lyle suggests the three of them get more comfortable by moving
into Wendy's living room.  "After you," smiles Wendy and they leave.  Steve 
knows they're coming and then presses himself up against the wall so when they
swing open the kitchen door to leave, they won't notice him.  But as each of
them step out, they swing the door open fast and smash into him, crushing his
cast (but they just walk out like they don't know he's there).  All alone and
in agonizing pain, Steve turns to the camera and says, "There's a little bit of
a moral to this thing.. which is, do not stick your dick in a place you 
shouldn't.  Things could always go wrong.  The price you pay.. is not worth it"
then he slumps face down to the ground.  The end.

I don't think you'll find most of the comedy here actually funny, but the sex
is well filmed.  The action isn't always fast-paced and furious but the 
cameraman really goes in to give us the goods.  Just as long as you keep your 
remote control handy, skip through the dialogue and you'll find something 
you'll like.  Now, the real moral here is that if they don't come up with 
groaners for storylines most of the time, then Legend Video could release porno 
movies that are always fun to watch from beginning to end without wearing out 
your thumb. 


Joey Markham
([email protected])