FROM: [email protected] SUBJECT: Review: Cumm Bros. #11 Oh Cumm, On Ye Faces ! DATE: Wed, 25 Dec 1996 14:22:08 GMT ORGANIZATION: Netcom FOLLOWUP-TO: rec.arts.movies.erotica Cumm Bros. #11 OH CUMM, ON YE FACES ! A "christmas story" provided by Rodney Moore, Wolf Savage, and the Ladies! We let our employees go home at noon on christmas eve, I had about 5 hours to kill before I had to go over to the "mother-in-laws" for xmas, so I gathered my christmas presents I got from my 3 female employees, a 5-Pak of life savor breath mints (are they trying to tell me something here?), a slab of cheese, and a sausage (I was a little intimated with the sausage when I opened it up!) So I went over to the nearest video store and surveyed their shelves for titles. I saw Rodney Moore's Cumm Bros. #11, with two girls on the boxcover with those red tasseled christmas hats one, and previewed it.... The experience put this scrooge in the goooey christmas spirit. I would rate this a 3.5 out of 4. A must see for those who like Rodney's work. It has the most electric last scene! Scene #1 Rodney and Wolf are out in the California forest looking to chop down a christmas tree. These guys are sorta clueless as to what they are looking for and happen upon about a 50 ft. tree or so. They have Rodney's Swiss army knife and Wolf's miniature saw. FORTUNATELY, a young girl hiking in the woods happens by. Rodney asks her what she's doing, and she says she likes to hike in the woods naked. She finds the two Cumm Bros. a nice 12 ft. tree to chop down (they never do get around to this...grin), then Rodney persuades the girl named Hillary (images of Ms. Clinton pops in my mind... ) to get naked and squat under the tree. Hillary, in her playfull innocence does, then starts to complain about it getting cold, Rodney and Wolf invite her over to their apartment. At the apartment Hillary strips for them again. She has been in a few of Rodney's videos. She is cute, sorta reddish blonde hair, freckles, very exuberant, nice torpedo natural tits, and a nice bush about her. Rodney and Wolf do her just about every which way, and end up cumming on her face. She takes and swallows their cumm, with a very nice smile! Scene #2: Rodney and Wolf are doing a TV commercial dressed in Santa Claus outfits hawking dildos and vibrators on the air. How cum, I don't get these kinds of commercials on my TV,,,is it my cable company? A blonde girl happens upon them, nice body and she gets it in all three holes from Rodney and Wolf. Again the scene ends in one of their patented facials! Scene #3: Rodney and Wolf are sitting on the couch and in between them appears the "Ghost of Christmas Cumming". She tells the two that they must atone for their basic nastiness by finding and feeding a "homeless girl". Of course the cummly ghost tells them to give her food and not "GOOO"! The ghost then materializes and tells the boys that she needs her pussy eaten before they do their good deed! The ghost is a blonde, in her 30's or 40's,,, I remember seeing her in some other videos in the past but couldn't quite place her. She had a nice puss, a wet mouth, and enhanced round breasts. One nice feature of Rodney's work is that the majority of his "ladies" are natural, and he keeps the breast enhancers to a minimum....anyway.... This woman is quite nasty and shows her experience gained throughout her years in the scenes with the two boys. Rodney and Wolf do her pretty, pretty good.... She takes a good facial, I even think Wolf spoons some cum into her mouth.... Scene #4: This is one of the best scene's ever done by Rodney! Rodney and Wolf are walking down the street, trying to find a "homeless girl" to feed to appease the sweet "Ghost of Christmas Cumming".... They happen upon a woman dressed ratty looking thru a dumpster. The boyz befriend her and take her to their apartment, where Wolf makes her some Christmas Spagetti,,,green fetticini with sauce, (not cumm sauce, well at least not yet!) The woman is famished, and starts to eat the fetticini slurping it up in her mouth! Wolf, the ever kind host, asks if she would like some CHEESE to put on the fitticine and sauce. She shakes her head yes, and he proceeds to zip down his pants....(I busted out laughing...evil grin) Rodney, stops Wolf and they get the proper cheese for their guest. They offer the woman a shower, to get cleaned up, continuing their christmas good deed to appease the Ghost of Christmas Cumming. Rodney takes her into the bathroom and shows her around, they see a blonde wig and red lingerie on the tub, and Rodney says a model they had over yesterday must have left that there, and she could use the items if she wanted to... He offers to wash her clothes, and he leaves. She gets naked and opens the door to give Rodney the clothes, Rodney of course extents his welcome in getting the clothes from her. We see this homeless woman has quite the body, very nice tits, a wonderfully freckled body and a nice ass.... Rodney leaves her to get cleaned up... In the meantime, Rodney and Wolf are sitting on the sofa, talking about how good guys they are, when a "present" appears to them. This present is wrapped with a bow, a nice sheet, and is about 5'7" in size... They unwrap the present,,,,the sweet Ghost of Christmas Cumming, has given them a nice female cumly gift. At first, I thought the girl, who was dark skinned was Nadia Nyce, but she had an american accent. Then remembering the boxcover and placing faces and bodies in my mental database, I remembered the woman was Kimberly Kummings (spelling) a very nice and nasty gift indeed. She does at first glance look similar to Nadia Nyce, she has nice breasts, (probably enhanced), a wicked mouth and the tightest, bronzed body I have seen in a long time. I have seen Kimberly in other videos, unfortunately in those, at least in the ones I have seen, she was NOT given a real meaty part, but I always liked her "style". In this video, she was extremely HOT!!!! She dived into wet cock sucking with abandon, really getting into her role with both Wolf and Rodney. I will have to look for more of her videos. She was very good here! While Wolf was getting serviced by sweet Kimberly, who by the way has now put on a one of those red christmas hats with a tassel and was slurping away at his cock...(I was surfing real well on the christmas spirit at this time). The camera panned about the room, and showed the boyz got their christmas tree, one of those foot or two foot high jobs...grin Anyway, Rodney goes and checks on the homeless girl in the bathroom. He opens the door, and she is looking at herself in the mirror. She has put on the red lingerie teddy, and the long blonde curly wig. She looks very, very, hot... Her breasts were busting out of the red teddie, and she had an ass and legs like there was no tomorrow. She thanked Rodney for all his help. Rodney and MYSELF were beginning to get very interested in this woman, and he leads her out of the bathroom to the living room where Wolf and Kimberly are going at it. She gets into the spirit of things, dons, another red tassled hat, and goes down on Rodney's tube snake. We then have a very nice mixture of the foursome, switching off, doing just about everything, except girl/girl.....sigh Wolf has one of the best reverse cowgirl anal scenes I have seen in a long time. The "homeless woman", was extremely sexy, and she took anal like she it was her preference, a very, very good performance. If she was is a pro/am she is better than about 90% of the fodder out in the movies. I would definitely like to see her in other videos! The nastiness goes on, and on, I know you don't want to hear the details,,,anyway....I believe Rodney gives Kimberly a nice facial, then we fade back to Wolf and the Homeless Woman... Wolf is screwing her mish style, and the camera pans over to a "beaker" on the floor. He withdrawals from her puss, and spews cum from her neatly trimmed bush up her tummy to almost her tits. Since they had panned on the beaker sitting on the floor, I thought when Wolf got off the bed, he was going to get the beaker, and gather his cum up in it, and maybe offer it to the woman to drink, you know kinda like egg nog...grin But surprise, surprise!!! I was definitely wrong!!! With the homeless woman lying on her back, cum on her tummy, from snatch to tits,,,, Kimberly Kummings appears, she smiles at the woman, leans down to her puss and kisses the cum, licks it,,,then vacuums a large wad up into her mouth. This not being enuff, she then positions her mouth centered on the woman's lower tummy and in a line,,,,runs up her body, sucking all of Wolf's cumm into her mouth. My heart is racing, I was not expecting this, especially not on christmas eve,,,(extreme grin)....Then Kimberly raises her head and positions her mouth about a foot over the anxious woman's face. Kimberly opens her mouth and a large load of "vital fluids" gracefully cascades from her mouth into the waiting open mouth of the woman lying below! Needless to say, like Jimmi Hendrix, I became lost in "Electric LadyLand" ! Now, in a surreal manner, Kimberly lay back and the other woman, cum in her mouth, raised over Kimberly's face and swapped the cum back to her. They both then got lost in a sea of tongues, cleaning each other off !!! ..... My, my, oh my...... I checked my pulse rate, to make sure I hadn't died and gone to heaven or hell... The movie ended, as a final gift to us, Rodney replayed Kimberly's sucking of the cumm from the woman's body in slow, slow, slow motion....... .. this scene definitely put this voodoo child into the xxxmas spirit! Happy Hunting and Happy Holidays........ ... F I N ...