Chicks, Licks and Dirty Tricks

Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies
Subject: Review: Chicks, Licks & Dirty Tricks
From: [email protected] (Dr. G)
Date: Mon, 19 Feb 1996 20:59:22 GMT

Chicks, Licks and Dirty Tricks
Produced by Moonlight Entertainment
Year:  ?
Time: ~80 min.
Stars & scenes:
	Tiffany Mynx & Shanen Steele
	Seirra & Brittany O'connell
	Heather Heart, Rebecca Wild & P. J. Sparxx

Well you've probably guessed by now that this is an all-girl flick.
Now I'm a girl-girl fan and I known there are those of you who are
not, so this flick may not interest you anymore than 80 minutes of
reverse cowgirl would interest me.  To each his own!(the unwritten
poetry of porn).

One reason I wrote this review is for the girl-girl analingus fans out
there.  I'm pretty sure that this flick has been reviewed by others
but I don't think it's been reviewed by a true g/g analingus fan,
hasn't been reviewed recently, and, well hell, I thought it was pretty
good from my perspective.

There are basically three scenes with the stars listed above but there
are a couple of "tricks" thrown in between scenes.  One of these
briefsters is showing Tiffany Mynx (opening scene) leaning back on the
head board of the bed, her legs spread wide and she's messageing her
clit.  She then spits a nice round wad that lands directly on her
clit.  She comments to herself as she massages it in "Nice job
Tiffany."

Scene One:

We jump back a forth between Tiffany and Shanen who are both sitting
on (separate) beds in scanty bra and panties. They massage their clits
and talk nasty into the camera about how each of them loves to eat
pussy.  Now throughout this movie the director has used an interesting
ploy where the girls make comments to the audience during their romps
with each other.  Now many times this can be a turn-off because it is
so hokey and so contrived.  But to the director's credit, the ladies
seem rather spontaneous and this is not overdone.  I got into it and
really rallied a boner over it.

Next (as we'd hope) Tiffany and Shanen are on their knees kissing each
other (pretty good - for the g/g passionate kissing fan), along with
fondling. tit sucking and fingering.  All done with some pretty hot
display of passion.  Soon Shanen is on back and Tif is muff diving
between Shanen's spread legs.  (For those of you who don't know...both
ladies have the classic long blond hair& killer bods.)  This goes on
for a 5-7 minutes.  THEN, Tif says "Shanen, get on your knees so I can
lick your assshole"  Shana does not refuse.

The g/g anainglus fan (ooh, yes I am) is treated to over three minutes
of the best Class B asshhole licking that I've ever seen.  The camera
cuts in at various angles, 90% of the time it is well lit, and once or
twice, when you think Tiffanyis getting tongue-tired the camera cuts
in real close and Tif takes special pains to lick slowly and
completely over Shanen's asshole.  At one point Tif turns her head to
the camera and says "I just love licking assholes, especially little
cute sweet ones like this."  Great scene.

Shanen has an orgasim (how do we know...?)   We next see Tiffany
sitting against the headboard rubbing her clit and asking Shana to
please eat her pussy.  Often I think the good thing that so many
admired about Tiffany Mynx was not her beauty (IMHO there are plenty
of pornstars that are more attractive) but she could get into her
scenes and come out with some pretty convincing acting (I know I was
ready to eat her pussy right then and there).  Shanen says "beg me."
She does, and....she does (that is Shanen goes down on Tif).  The "beg
me" scene is cute because about five minutes later Tif is stradling
Shanen face, mashing her cunt into her mouth and saying "Lick it you
filthy bitch." (I'm rolling).  No, Shanen doesn't lick her asshole but
Tiffany gives us some pretty good acting while her cunt is buried in
Shanen's face.  She has an (hey, I'm convicned) orgasm and looks into
the camera with her long tresses falling over her face and whispers
"oooohh, I just love to cum." (I knew exactly what she meant!)
This scene is toyless (which I personnaly really appreciate).

Scene Two:

If I remember correctly Sierra shows us a "trick"  She puts her legs
behind her shoulders while buck naked, thus giving her admirers total
and unobstructed access to her pussy (didn't you always want to fuck a
gymnist?)

Well guess I just don't have it in me to give the long description
that I did above for the first scene.  Again we start out with Sierra
and Brittany talking dirty to the audience about how they love to eat
pussy.  The two babes get together on a couch.  This was my first time
to see both of these ladeis.  Sierra is brunette with kind of a shag
cut, killer bod, big luscious lips (on her face too). Brittany, at
least for this movie, is a beauty with long wavy flowing red hair,
killer bod with a slighly large round ass, She struck me, in general,
as having the girl-next-door look  However, the girls-next-door that I
knew wouldn't eat pussy like she did (not that I ever knew at least).

They each service each other with lots of tit sucking, fingering and
pussy eating in various positions (lying, proping, standing. etc.).
Not as much kissing as in the first scene.  Both appear to relish each
other with gusto (no fakery or "do I have to?" attitudes).  This scene
is toyless.  No significant butt licking.  They are good together!


Scene Three:

This scene has a three way between Heather Heart, Rebecca Wild and P.
J. Sparxx.  This is the first time I've seen P. J. Sparxx although
I've read a lot about her in various movies in ASM.  I'll tell you if
you 've never seen her...she's authentically *cute* (now I mean this
in a very good since)....blond hair, perky nose, slender killer bod
AND MAN, SHE CAN REALLY STICK THAT TONGUE IN AN 
ASSHOLE.  As three-ways go this was pretty good.  LOTS of pussy
licking by PJ.  She kind of took a little domination by the other two
but didn't seem to mind.  Heather Heart, with large tits was the most
vocal and unfortunately kept getting tickled in the scene and often
laughed with a wheezy sound.  Kinda distracting.  The girls suck,
finger and tongue each other in various positions on a bed.  Rebecca
and PJ wear bra and panties and Heather is in a black teddy.  All of
the garments stay on througout the scene with just the ladies pulling
their tits out or pulling their crotch straps aside as needed (it
really wasn't too bad but I prefer eventual nakedness).  PJ eventually
has on two (yes 2) dildos which find their way into both the other
ladies at various times (and at the same time).  

The crowning moment of this scene had to be when Heather
threw her ass over PJ's face (Heather is facing toward PJ's waist
where she's helping Rebecca get fucked with a dildo affixed to PJ) and
PJ literally has Heather's rather ample ass directly in frontof her.
You think that PJ will go for the pussy like 99.9% of similar scenes.
But no, she spreads Heather's ass cheeks like a pro whose done this
many times and starts licking Heather's asshole AND plunging her
tongue into it. This was GREAT Class A analingus. We're given about 60
seconds of this asshole worshipping.  On two occasions PJ sticks her
finger into Heathers asshole and you think, well, the anallingus is
over with now...... but PJ goes back to plunging her tongue several
more times into Heather's slightly ragged butthole.  I was impressed.
Not since Chessie Moore serviced a couple of other ladies in Girls
Will Be Boys #1 & #2 have I seen such a great display of g/g
anailingus.

Summary:

If you're a g/g fan and especially like ladies who pay attetention to
the assholes of others you should rent and/or buy this flick. The
girls are mostly georgeous (Heather and Rebecca may rate slightly
lower but hey, maybe it was a bad day or something), no toys in the
fist two scenes, enthusiastic licking and loving, Class B analingus
(the longest "B" I've ever seen), and Class A analingus (very
noteworthy, well lit and relatively long for this type of scene).
Don't have a clue as to how to rate this movie but just say it's HIGH
on the scale.

(Sorry, no spell-checker, probalby looks it)
--
Dr. G