Cheek To Cheek

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Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Subject: REVIEW - Cheek to Cheek
Date: Fri, 18 Apr 97 00:12:35
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Review: Cheek to Cheek
From: Elegant Angel Video
Starring: Tiffany Minx, Nico Treasures, Dallas, Nicole London, Jeanna,
Cierra Brooks, Suzi Suzuki, Tom Byron, Cody Adams, Steve Hatcher, Mr.
Marcus, Marc Wallice.
Rating 2.5 out of 5
Running time: 2:13
Directed by: Tiffany Minx and Patrick Collins
Produced by: Patrick Collins
Produced on: 2/01/97

      Two Blondes (Nico Treasures, Jeanna?) (E,Bj,F,A), Tom Byron
      Tiffany Minx (Bj), Cody Adams
      Tiffany Minx (E,Bj,F,A), Nicole London? (E,F,A), Steve Hatcher
      Dallas (Bj,F,A), Mr. Marcus.
      Cierra Brooks?(E,Bj,F), Tom Byron
      Tiffany Minx(E,F). Suzi Suzuki, (Fi,Bj,F,A) Marc Wallice

1:    In the opener, we see two blonde, ahem, pros in the bathroom, getting
prepared to go "meet the client". They get ready and drive out, but they
break down and pull into a driveway, and climb up on the truck's bumper,
asses out, lack of shame showing to check the engine. Tom Byron, the
house's owner, comes homes and lets them into use the bathroom and the
phone which leads them to use him.
   He spanks them. They play, and eventually gets to lick and finger both
their very nice asses (funny how that works in porno). Some Bj, and
three-play, and he gets to sex up the larger blonde doggie with the white
garter belt while she eats her friend, who has VERY dark roots, a tattooon
her shoulder blade, and a pierced tongue. Then he switches to the friend
and spend a while pleasuring her missionary. The woman with the white
garter belt sticks two fingers in his ass. Moans and "yeah's, " but nothing
worth going to camp and writing home for. She appears to have an orgasm,
but it looks a little... suspicious.
   Then he gets to do the blonde with the white garter belt doggie in the
ass, then sidesaddle while her friend eats her. This leads him to comingon
her ass and her friend sucking him (yes, straight A2M) and sharing with the
other girl. Hohum.
2:    Next we see Tiffany Minx in a teddy on the stairs of Elegant Angel.
She's still very pretty and has a nice ass, but her breasts seem droopier
than the last time she was in the biz. Must be too much tanning now and
when she was young.
   She does a first person thing to the camera, climbing up the stairs and
into the office, and onto a conference table. She teases the cameraman and
(foot freaks, listen up), undoes his pants and gets his cock out using
nothing, but her feet clad in bluish fishnet stockings. She plays with his
cock, and even sucks on it while holding it with her feet, like, well, a
monkey.
   This goes on for a long while, and it does have erotic moments. But she
eventually sucks him off, letting him come in her mouth. I'm not a big fan
of a straight Bj scene, but every once in a while, if the woman is good,it
spices things up.
3:    Then Steve Hatcher is in a hotel room with some Minx. He goes to
shower up and Tiffany gets ready her surprise: a red bra and garter belt. A
tall blond shows up at the door with a bra and panties under her long coat
(there is a REAL glut of actresses nowadays with very little special about
them in the adult biz. Is this Nicole London?). Steve mistakes her for his
surprise and takes her into the tub with him.
   She sucks him for awhile and then Tiffany joins in. They move to the
bed, where London (?) eats Minx doggie style while she sucks on Hatcher's
throb knob. Minx is really into it, and they move into a sort daisy chain.
Then Steve gets to fuck her missionary to some good orgasms before
switching to London. Nicole prepares Tiffany's ass so Steve can fuck it
missionary style. Tiffany almost spoils the scene's heat by claiming
something as ridiculous as she's "never had it this way before," but it
still holds up as the best scene in the movie as he pops on her pubes.
4:    Next we see Dallas and Mr. Marcus taking off into the wilderness for
some outdoor boffing. Now, I'm not a big fan of Dallas: she's always seemed
fairly detached during sex on screen, I, personally, have never seen her
reach a big, definite orgasm, and she's stated before that she kisses only
in her private life. This is her right, just as it's my right to not be
interested in her.
   Her body's okay, and that body quickly gets on display before she goes
down on Mr. Marcus. They 69 for a while and more Bj before riding him,
front-ways and then reverse.
   His thick cock looks good going in and out of her soft white body, and
he gets to do her doggie before suddenly being in her ass spoon-style and
coming on her asscheeks. However, unless you're crazy about her, this is
more hohum.
5:    Doctor Tom Byron is  in his fake movie set office when Cierra Brooks
comes in, complaining about an old injury to her coccyx. She can't just
slip her too-tight shorts, so he gets out the scissors. She lies down on
the table. Byron shaves her around her already-shaven pubes to prepare her
for the exam. Then he examines her vaginally and rectally. She needs to
have her muscles relaxed, so he massages these two areas orally. She
returns the favor to his crank and his anus. They have a meeting of the
pubic areas when she rides him slowly, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Then
she massages his thing with her feet, before he jacks off and comes all
over those feet. Where's my fast forward button?
6:    Last up is what has got to be THE most left of center thing I have
ever seen in a video. (listen up, you hair freaks) I still don't know if
it's sexy or not. Forget fake body parts and fake cum and fisting. Forget
swilling squirt juice. Know Suzi Suzuki, she of the long ebon hair? Knowye
now that she uses it as a kind of organic ben-wa string.
   See, Tiffany Minx is relaxing by the pool while Suzi Suzuki watches from
the house. When Tiffany, as inevitably must happen, takes off her bottom,
Suzi comes over for play time. Play time today consists of her starting to
play with Tiffany, whose butt is sticking up in the air. She plays with
this rear, rubbing and kissing and licking and moving her nipple and hair
over it.
   Then she starts to stuff that hair, inch by lustrous inch, into
Tiffany's cunt. I don't know how much she gets in, but I doubt anyone else
working today is capable is that feat, at least so handily. She gets maybe
a fourth in, and then pulls it out while Tiffany rubs her clit and squeals,
and Tiffany sucks on some hair, still obviously wet with... well, YOU know.
Is it erotic? You tell me.
   The two girls fall asleep by the pool and lay there intertwined. Marc
Wallice, who's been watching them, comes over, and starts gradually rubbing
and touching them until Suzi finds her mouth around his curly fry. Minx get
a tiny white vibrator in her puss while she sucks on Marc's balls. Then
Minx gets licked and fucked doggie, and gradually over to a spoon style.
More play, then Suzi squats over Marc so he can fuck her reverse cowgirl.
Then some cowgirl anal while Tiffany helps out with the vibrator and pulls
on her hair and then the both suck Wallice off. The scene looks mildly hot
on first glance, but does NOT hold up. I doubt squatting over a guy and
going up and down while he does your ass is the best way to get fucked in
the ass, and the music level is too loud for an outdoor environment, too.
   It's a long tape, which is a plus, has some good music in all but one
situation, and tries different things. But Tiffany Minx and Suzi Suzuki are
about the only hot performers, and any heat that might have been generated
otherwise is hidden by the situations, there's a certain sameness about
some of the performers that makes it hard to tell them apart, and somebody
seems to have forgotten that "strange" does not equal "sexy." This is
supposed to be the fledgling effort of the new "Buttwoman." Let us hope
that she studies more of the techniques of the now-inactive,
always-legendary Buttman, so that the level of merely-average movies in the
adult biz, and money wasted to rent or buy them, dwindles away.

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