Caught From Behind #15

FROM: Medulla Oblongata 
SUBJECT: revw: Caught from Behind #5
DATE: Fri, 25 Oct 1996 18:24:10 -0500
ORGANIZATION: Zippo

If you've seen CfB #9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, don't bother with this since
you've already seen the scenes of this movie.  If you haven't, I still 
wouldn't bother with it.  There just isn't much heat generated here and
the women aren't very attractive, with the exception of Debbie Diamond
and Viper.  I should probably add that this is the first porno I've seen
in about 10 years, though I've been reading this newsgroup religiously
for the last month or so.   I've been getting my rocks off watching
Spice (scrambled) and you'd be surprised how much the imagination can do
for you in such a case.

        Each scene is introduced by Raven.  She does a decent job in the
role.  She throws in a few insults here and there at some of the
performers.  She does a better job hosting then fucking, but I'll save
that until I get to the scene she's in.

        Scene 1: Viper and some guy named Mark (no last name given). 
Good blowjob, nice ride on top,  cow girl  ride taking it up the ass,
some good rear entry action from behind, and then she devoured his cock
when he came.  I had heard how wild Viper was.  All I can say is I
wasn't too impressed.  Probably had my hopes up too high.

        Scene 2: Tanya Foxx and Buddy Love.  This was a real snoozer. 
Tanya phoned in her performance. And the blow job she gave was really
more of a hand job.  Besides she had a fat ass, and her cellulite was
none too pretty, particularly while she was riding atop Mr. Love.  Fast
forward past this one.  You won't miss much.

        Scene 3: Jade East and Jon Dough. Another coupling that had very
little fire.  It was pretty much fucking by numbers.  Jon fucked her
like a machine and she pretended to like it.

        Scene 4: Yasmin and Don Fernando (Raven held her fingers close
together while putting down the size of Mr. Fernando's manhood in the
intro to this scene).  This scene was the only one that had traces of a
plot.  Fernando was supposed to be a piano student and Yasmin was his
piano teacher.  But do you think she taught him about playing the piano?
Oh, no.  Within 5 seconds after arriving, she was asking for a little
good lovin'.  Fernando was playing a virgin in this scene, which started 
to get on my nerves during the sex, as he acted totally clueless about
what he was doing.  Yasmin wasn't what you'd call cute but she did act
natural, unlike most of the others in the movie.  She just seemed like a
dumb woman who thought that fucking would be better than not fucking. 
So she enjoyed the sex for what it was worth.  She didn't get wild but
that was just as well.  I'll take sincerity over overacting.  Fernando
came about 1/10 of a teaspoon.  Too bad, I think Yasmin was thirsty.

        Scene 5: Marc Wallice and Tera Nova.  This was a good scene for 
me, mainly because Tera was in some pain during the buttfuck (call me a
sadist, if you'd like, but you're probably the same way).  "Slowly,
slowly", she kept saying.  And Wallice obliged for the most part.  Tera
wasn't beautiful but she had the kind of looks I like.  Dark, probably
hispanic.  She didn't overact, either, but the whole experience was more
of an ordeal than a pleasure for her.  She was one of those types who
doesn't ever sound like she's really enjoying it.  A bonus for you
Hedgehog lovers: There were a few shots of Jeremy playing with his
half-erect cock during the scene.

        Scene 6: Ron Jeremy and the girl on the box cover (that's what 
she was called by Raven during the intro; it was her first and last 
movie, possibly because she had to get boned by Ronnie boy, according to
Raven).  A joyless scene.  The girl probably was too scared to ever get
beyond a truly lifeless, fake performance.  Did Jeremy care?  I doubt
it.  The close ups of the anal penetration looked like they might have
been using a stunt dick.  It didn't look as big as Ron's.  Whatever the
case, the scene was as exciting as watching Tammy Faye Baker put on
makeup.

        Scene 7: Raven and her boyfriend, Jamie.  This was another 
snoozer.  It's not worth commenting on other than saying that Raven is 
about as sexy to me as, well, Tammy Faye Baker.  For you Raven fans out
there, all three of you, I'm sorry.  Just my opinion.

        Scene 8: Debbie Diamond and Max Reynolds.  Debbie sucks a mean 
cock, though most of you already know that, I'm sure.  But this was the 
first time I'd seen her in action.  She seemed to get into the
cocksucking more than anything else.  I loved the speed that she took
Reynolds' shaft all the way down, and it wasn't exactly a tiny tool. 
She didn't suck it, she inhaled it.  Her blowjob was the highlight of
the movie.  I also liked the way she said, "I want you to fuck me in the
ass with that big cock", and licked her lips.  Very natural and very
sexy.  She has nice eyes and a nice smile, too, I noticed.  Still, from 
what I've read about Debi here and elsewhere, I didn't think she was 
that intense while getting banged.  Sure, she made some noise, but it
wasn't THAT wild.  I probably was just expecting too much.  She sure
didn't seem very nasty.  And I also didn't realize she had such big
thighs.  I may watch for her again, though.  She probably has been
better in other movies, though the blowjob would be tough to top.

        Scene 9: Buck Adams and Renee Fox (Raven mentioned how she had
had to practice dialogue with Renee, and implied that that was a total
joke-like Raven is Meryly Streep :)).  Another ho-hum fuck.  Some pussy
eating, some so-so fucking, and some cum in the face.  It was just too
low energy for my tastes.

        Scene 10: Nina Hartley and Sean Michaels.  This scene didn't do
a thing for me.  Also, I kept reading what a great ass Nina had.  Sure
it was nice, if you don't mind some cellulite.  Nina is too much of a
pro so the scene didn't have that slight bit of sexual tension I like in 
a scene.  This is just my preference, though.  Some of you may like her
devil-may-care, I'll fuck anything, it's all the same to me mood.  She
just wasn't very turned on, I didn't think.  Also, Michaels was holding
his hand on his prong, preventing it from going very deep into Nina's
butt.  Maybe he had been told to do this, but it didn't do much for the
scene.  He came on her ass, she said, looking and sounding kind of evil
(scary, to me, anyway) while looking into the camera,  "And that's what
it's like to be caught from behind" and that was that, the movie was
over.  

        I may have just expected too much from a "Best of" tape (this is
the best of?  God, I'd hate to see the other scenes).  I can't see too
many people thinking this is a hot movie, though.  I bought the fucking
thing, too.  And if that wasn't bad enough, the free preview that came
with the movie had only girl-girl scenes, and I've never cared for
those.  So all in all, I'm disappointed, but if I can prevent even one
person from making the same mistake I did and buying Caught from Behind
#5, it won't be a complete loss.

        One final comment: Watching a dick go in and out of a pussy gets
boring real fast.  My enjoyment comes almost entirely from the woman's
performance.  Do any of you have any recommendations of really hot
scenes in movies?  If so, I'd appreciate it.

        Will this be my last porno purchase?  Will this be my last
review?  Stay tuned.