Date sent: Thu, 19 Dec 1996 02:59:20 -0500 (EST) From: Joey Markham ([email protected]) Subject: REVIEW: "Constant Craving" CONSTANT CRAVING director: Jim Enright. Vidco, 1992. cast: Sierra, Melanie Moore, Brittany O'Connell (=Brittany), Rebecca Bardoux, Randy West, Tony Martino (=Chuck Martino), Joey Silvera. running time: 85 minutes. - Sierra, Randy West - Melanie Moore, Tony Martino - Brittany O'Connell, Joey Silvera - Sierra, Melanie Moore - Rebecca Bardoux, Randy West "Robin, don't put that in your mouth!" says Stacy (Melanie Moore). Robin (Sierra) is lighting up a cigarette and says all she wants is a puff. But Stacy ends up taking that last cigarette and shreds it up. "Oh Stacy, how could you?" she asks. "I'm only doing what I promised to do for you, Robin," replies Stacy. "You've asked me, under any circumstances, not to let you give in to your cravings and that's what I'm doing." "Fine, then I'm gonna go eat." Robin gets up and heads into the kitchen but Stacy tries to stop her. "Robin, no!" she says. "Think of that perfect body you've been working so hard on!" (that was then.. Sierra unfortunately has implants now). So Stacy chases after Robin who says that if she can't smoke then she must eat. Stacy tells her she's possessed. Robin says, "You try having constant cravings all day long and see how YOU hold up!" She tries to eat a banana but Stacy stops her (since when are fruit bad for you?). "If you don't let me eat I'll do something really bad," Robin says. Stacy asks her, "What's worse than smoking yourself into oblivion or eating yourself into obesity?" "This," she says and reaches for a bottle of booze. Stacy snatches it out of her hands and puts it further down the kitchen counter. "You don't understand," says Robin. "If you don't let me drink I'll have to give in to what I've been craving all this time!" "Which is?" Stacy curiously asks. "It's too embarrassing to tell you." Stacy figures she can call Robin's counsellor to ask what it is. Stacy's brother Steve (Randy West) and boyfriend Lawrence (Tony Martino) enter the kitchen and wonder what's going on. Stacy tells them Robin has a secret craving and Robin gets all upset. The guys wonder if she's all tense because she's hooked on drugs or maybe she's so hungry because she's really pregnant. "I haven't been near a guy in months," she tells them. "That's because you crave cigarettes and booze and food more than you do men now," Stacy says and proceeds with making the call to the counsellor. When Robin heads back into the living room, Stacy asks Steve to go keep an eye on her. In the living room. Steve keeps Robin company and tries to coax her into telling him what her secret craving is. It's about something she likes doing the most. Next thing we know, she's exposing her breasts and asking Steve what he thinks. Then she goes on about how he has to try real hard to find out what it is she craves the most (voila - case closed. It's sex she craves.. how unexpecting :-). He sits there hesitantly but she makes a move on him and kisses him. "Wow, Robin! I didn't know you felt this way about me!" he tells her, even though she knows he already has a girlfriend. She tells him she feels this way about all men who happen to be in the same room at the time. "Oh," he says with slight disappointment but quickly becomes engulfed in her kisses again. Back in the kitchen, Stacy's on the phone, on hold, and Lawrence wonders why she has to put up with all of Robin's craziness. She says she's doing it as a friend (we find out this is Stacy's house and she invited Robin over for a week to try to help with the slow process of kicking the habit). Lawrence tells her he's been craving her all day but she's been playing hard to get. He chases her around the kitchen then she sits up on a counter and reminds him she's still on hold. Kneeling down and spreading her legs open he says, "It's ok. You hold on the problem and I'll hold down here.." We cut back to Robin and Steve on the couch. (After that scene, we cut back to the kitchen couple).. - After giving head to Randy, Sierra lays back and lets him eat her up. Meanwhile, she rubbing her hands all over her body with a sexually desperate way about it. She's just warming up too! Once they do a mish, Sierra yelps out constantly. Faked or not, she's got the energy in her young body to thrash around like a wild nymphette. She flips over for a doggie (I love the way she rubs her hand on her head, flipping her hair over to the side) then Randy cums on her ass. She reaches over, smears it around then brings her hand to her face and rubs her mouth with it. - Melanie is just as enthused as Sierra, but not as loud. Still holding the phone, Melanie orgasms at Tony's quick tongue and says "I'm cumming!" then speaks into the phone as if the secretary checked to see if she was still holding, providing a brief chuckle (Melanie's not half-bad with her dialog/comedic situations). After she gives head, they do a good doggie and mish. He gives her belly a plastering which she smears around and they're both breathless by scene's end. Pretty good. "You know, Robin," Steve tells her. "If I were you, I'd forget all about indulging in those other cravings and just concentrate on the sex." She's just worried about ending up with tons of guys, more than she can handle, and possibly ruin relationships. She doesn't want to get into a relationship herself because all she wants is the sex. Steven mentions his girlfriend and how she hardly ever wants to get romantic with him and that instead of sex, she wants to indulge herself in other areas. Robin bets there's a sexual beast just surfacing somewhere in his pussycat-of-a-girlfriend. He thinks about it then says, "You know what? You might be right. I'm gonna go over there right now, check it out and find out for myself." He kisses her then leaves. In the kitchen. Stacy's on the phone with Cheryl (Brittany O'Connell), one of Robin's counsellors. "Wow," she says. "I had no idea my friend's problems were this complex, Cheryl. So you're telling me she does all these things to keep her mind off sex?" "That's right," Cheryl replies. "It's a condition called 'vaginal imaginal'." All Robin needs to do is keep herself under control. Stacy smiles and says, "That's like asking Spike Lee to make a good movie, you know? It just can't be done." Cheryl says that with her support and determination, she CAN help Robin succeed in battling her cravings. Cheryl adds, "Getting Spike Lee to make a good movie may not be as easy" (Hmm.. no writer was credited for this, but I take it he or she does not like Spike Lee's movies very much. Ya think? :-). So they both get off the phone and Lawrence says if it'll help any, he'll stay clear away from Stacy's house. "The last thing you need around this house right now is a horny man," he tells her. Back to Cheryl's office. We find out her assistant (Joey Silvera) was eating her out while she was on the phone with Stacy. I guess even an expert like Cheryl has certain cravings she must give in to every now and then! - Petite and perky Brittany O'Connell looks pleasant and pretty, but the only highlight she and Joey have is a hot cowgirl. She starts it slow and rides him gracefully then works herself up to a sweat. It ends with her jerking him on her face. Not a very hot scene but Brittany's presence (and small, plump body) is delightful enough. Half naked in the living room, Robin notices her completely naked friend enter and asks, "Stacy, what happened to your clothes?" "Well, I could ask you the same question but.. I think I already know the answer." Robin apologizes for making out with Steve. Not giving up on the matter just yet, Stacy says, "I guess we'll just have to find something to take your mind off your cravings." "Like food?" suggests Robin. "No.. ME!" smiles Stacy and they kiss. - This is a more sensual g/g scene than anything, but Sierra's horny nature adds a bit of lewdness to it. Melanie is more professional in her approach while Sierra has that teeny-boppish style that almost makes her appear like a bimbo (not to diss her, though. I find Sierra incredibly sexy and have always enjoyed her performances). Sierra just really loves sex, that's all. At least she gives it all she has and looks great doing it too (both girls do). Steve visits his girlfriend Melissa (Rebecca Bardoux) at her house, who's relaxing out in the sun and smoking a cigarette. She's surprised to see him and thought he was going over to his sister's place. "I was," he says. "But I thought I'd have more fun over here." He takes the cigarette out of her fingers and throws it away. "What'd you do that for?" she asks. "You're gonna stop smoking, Melissa" he tells her. She says that if she doesn't smoke, then she'll eat and gain a lot of weight. "Don't worry baby," he says. "The only thing you'll be eating... is me." She smiles and they get into it right away. - Rebecca Bardoux, here natural chested, has a randy nature that gives her an all-around fun-loving attitude. She definitely looks like she's having fun when she and West do it doggie style (it's nice to see performers smiling in their scenes). She ends up getting a facial (her chin, actually). Overall decent scene. Not extraordinary, but not lame either. Back at Stacy's house. The girls are going at it again in the 69 position. When they stop, Stacy figures that trying to stop Robin's cravings is a lost cause and wonders if Robin will just go out there and pick up the first guy she sees. But now, all Robin really wants is to dig into some Haagen Dazs ice cream. "That sounds like a craving I could get into!" Stacy beams. "Let's go!" They take off for the convenience store. The end. An overall decent feature, the women are all natural and enthusiastic. Sierra's young, stunning looks will be appealing to many. She throws in the hottest humps and never seems to get enough. The others follow closely behind with sex scenes that are not over-the-top as to be fake, but not slow-moving as to be dull and boring (some moments are sensual at most). If blondes, brunettes and redheads all turn you on, then your "Constant Craving" for them will be satisfied enough with this nicely done one day wonder. Joey Markham [email protected]