Cumm Brothers 18: Cummin Ungooed

Review
Cumm Brothers 18 "Cumming Ungooed"

This was my second rental of a Cumm Brothers flick.  Rodney Moore
has figured out a successful formula for making money.  More
power to him but it's beginning to get a bit predictable.
Judging from his studio, which you see late in the flick, we
porno consumers are keeping him in a comfortable lifestyle.

Still, while I certainly enjoyed myself, I fear Rodney might be
losing his edge a little.  I would have enjoyed it more if there
were more genuine amateur types like the hairy, natural Raquel
and less of the semi-pro types he seems to rely more and more on,
like the big chested Dallas D'Amour.  Also, he seems to be
experimenting with spitting saliva into the lady's mouth.  It
does nothing for me -- I suggest this experiment be abandoned.
Also, I don't understand why he feels compelled to slap women's
butts when in the rear entry position.  Ho hum.  Distracts us
from the good stuff.

Still, plenty to enjoy for those into goo.  Rodney and Wolf know
how to deliver.  And humor still works very well in his flicks --
don't lose the humor guys.

Scene 1.  Rod and Wolf are in a park with an artificial
waterfall.  Maybe it's one of Bill Gates parks.  Both admire the
waterfall while they ponder what theme they will use for this
flick.  The place is deserted.  Wait!  Zoom in on a huge titted
brunette, Raquel, who is approaching.  Not much not to like about
Raquel, unless you aren't into hairy legs.  She is all natural,
including hair under the arms.  But she is weird, funny and has a
bubbly sense of humor that's a great deal of fun.

"Hey, aren't you the Cumm Brothers?" she asks.  Rod and Wolf
explain their lament.  She exposes her prodigious breasts,
flashes her panties and says she's heard about all the goo they
put out.  The boys personally inspect her breasts out of doors.
She wants to receive some goo, she says, while rubbing their
pricks through their clothes.   Finally, a plot!

Cut to an indoor location, probably their studio.  In short order
she is blowing both Rod and Wolf, sometimes at the same time.
She takes off her pants.  What luck, no panties!  She's naturally
hairy, and hasn't trimmed a single hair.  Her sense of humor
helps us overlook her hairy legs.  Rodney sucks on her toes.  She
sucks Rodney while Wolf eats her.  We end with a Cumm Brothers
double facial, with Wolf "beating" Rodney to the punch, so to
speak.  It all goes into her mouth and she spends a LOT of time
rolling it around.  Finally she swallows some but pushes most
out.  It drips down her chin and she rubs it in.  All this with
lots of conversation, big smiles and humor!  If only most
professional porno actresses were this completely natural!
Rating: 8.8 for enthusiasm, marked down for hair legs.

Scene 2.  We watch Samantha Sabbath, a very HOT model (exceeds a
9.5 on my Richter scale) wearing very little don a blue lab coat.
Apparently she is a doctor, but I guess she has to pay a lot of
back tuition because the office doesn't have much in the way of
furniture.  Rodney brings in Wolf cumplaining that his knee is
bigger than normal and there feels like there is a huge rubber
mallet on his leg.  Doc Samantha orders Wolf to drop his drawers.

Thru the magic of special effects Wolf's cock has grown to the
size of a baseball bat.  Doc knows how to cure the problem and
gives Wolf a shot.  Wolf goes to rest.  Rodney demonstrates to
the doctor how the problem occurred.  It's hard to figure out,
not that it really matters, because they keep shooting the scene
over and over again and we get to watch all the bloopers.
Anyhow, to demonstrate Rod must fuck her, of course.  He also
eats her ass.  Samantha, as I mentioned, is one HOT lady and not
just from a visual stand point.  She also gets clearly aroused.
Lots of spitting into her mouth and making cum strings out of
saliva -- a real mood killer.  But eventually we forget because
there is ass fucking, masturbation and plenty of shots of her
well shaved pussy to admire.  She seems to genuinely enjoy her
ass fuck.  Rod gets it dilated.  We then get a new way of
delivering a Rodney blast -- the gal lies on her cheek and Rod
lets the stuff drip down.

Anyhow, Wolf is now rested.  Doc must check to make sure he is
back to normal.  They decide they must "stress test" his prick.
They get into some truly amazing positions for their stress test,
including one view where Wolf fucks her while she is standing on
her head!  We get plenty of views of her ankle tatoo.  The lights
and the sex are very hot -- Samantha is dripping with sweat.  She
brings herself off while Wolf fucks her.  It appears to be a real
orgasm!  (Let's see more of THESE special effects, Rodney!  Why
are real female orgasms so hard to find in porno?)  Wolf holds
her head while he fucks her mouth (it would be technically
incorrect to say she was blowing him).  This results in a Wolf
blast on her face.  She licks some of his semen off the table,,
but none of it appears to get swallowed.  "Office is closed now,"
she tells us.  Phew!  This scene has a HIGH heat factor.  If Rod
could have gotten rid of the pointless mouth drool and butt
slapping it would have been close to perfect.  Rod: do me a favor
and send Samantha over right now!  Money is no object!  Rating:
9.2.  Would have been higher if there were no drool.

Scene 3.  A woman we can't identify leaves a basket on some door
step.  She rings the door bell and leaves.  Dallas D'Amour
answers.  She looks quite a bit like Samantha, but has much
bigger tits.  Why, it's two babies, a baby Rod and a baby Wolf in
the basket, with special effects showing a grownup face of each
on their cabbage patch doll!  Dallas does the motherhood thing.
She breastfeeds each in turn (obviously faked).  Suddenly a full
grown Rodney is sucking on her tit.  Okay, it makes no sense but
heck, it's porno!  We then get the standard array of Rodney
techniques: butt slapping, ass licking, etc.  Dallas seems to
talk a lot but I think most of it is dubbed -- you decide.
Anyhow, Dallas is cute enough and has hooters large enough to
apply to be watermelons, but it's obvious she is paid.  Rod jerks
off using the exact same technique he used on Samantha, but she
seems much less into it.

Wolf gets his turn to nurse.  She sits on his face.  A blow job
follows and we get good eye contact from her.  We see a woman on
top, an ass fuck and finally notice a little ring in her labia.
She masturbates while Wolf ass fucks her.  She gets blasted on
her face, but not much gets into her mouth.  It drips down and
she licks a little of Wolf's load.  Rating 8.6.  Good heat, but
too predictable.

Scene 4.  Rod's studio.  Wolf is asleep.  Rod can't figure out
why lights are going on.  He peeks behind a screen.  Oh goody,
it's hairy Raquel from Scene 1!  "You didn't fuck me last time,"
she complains.  "All you did is come in my mouth."  Wolf decides
to wake up and they both fuck this immensely hairy woman.  She
clearly enjoys herself, as we can infer both from her noises and
her wet pussy.  Both guys jerk off on her face for a finale -- a
huge mess, she is almost completely frosted.  Wolf gets her right
on an eye.  She giggles throughout.  "Tastes good!" she tells us.
She rubs it into her breasts ... there is plenty to rub in!
Rating: 9.5.  An excellent frosting worthy of the Cumm Brothers!

Scene 5.  Rod and Wolf drive through the take out lane and ask
for some fast food including some "jumbo thighs".  The thighs get
delivered in the parking lot by a sweet brunette, Megan.  They
hustle her home for the usual reasons while they lament the fact
that they need a camera person.

What luck!  They pass a park bench where a sweet blonde thing,
Vivian, holds a sign "Will Work Camera for Food".  They take her
back and have her work the camera ("Shoot at anything that looks
like sex", Rodney says.)  Of course, she doesn't stay behind the
camera very long.  We're soon in dual blow job heaven.

The blonde wears glasses, which I think can be a lot of fun in an
otherwise ordinary scene.  There is, of course, also plenty of
standard fucking.  The blonde even licks Wolf's balls.  Wolf
fucks the brunette hard and we witness a juicy pussy as a result.
She also gets on in the cunt and her ass at the same time.
Rodney gets a double suck and finally comes all over the girls
face and glasses.  The brunette licks most of the goo off her
face and glasses, although somewhat hesitantly.

Wolf unloads in the brunette's mouth, which she quickly cum swaps
into the blonde's mouth.  But that's the only swap that happens,
no more back and forth, I'm afraid.  The blonde lets the cum fall
onto her tits and rubs it in.  Nice scene but not much passion
from the women -- they are here to earn a paycheck.  Would have
been nice to have more.  Rating: 8.0.  Good technically, but
little spark.

Overall: A 9.0.  Shines well above the usual dreck out there.
You get what you pay for, but you know exactly what you'll get.
I need some better gimmick to make it more enjoyable.

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