Date sent: Wed, 26 Nov 1997 06:13:14 -0500 (EST) From: Joey Markham CARNAL INVASION director: Jane Waters, 1996 Nitro - Houston, Chelsea Blue - Mia Ciccero, Mike Horner - Meridian, T.T. Boy - Chelsea Blue (anal), Mia Ciccero, Tom Byron - Houston, Alec Metro rating: 6.5 / 10 or on the Imperial scale: 2.50 / 4.00 ["2.50 to 3.35 are all good to great rentals"] Here's the premise of this movie: Sue, Megan and Kate (Chelsea Blue, Mia Ciccero and Meridian) have all busted out of prison and they head over to Mr. Jonathan Blake's (Mike Horner) house to hide out at - and steal as many goods as they can to help them on the road (money, gas card, ATM card, car keys..). What the girls were in jail for isn't fully explored and the outcome of this story isn't explored either. What we get are the in-between scenes, so I guess you could say we just get half the story. Anyhow, over at Mr.Blake's house in his living room are Mr.Blake himself, his son Brad (T.T. Boy), his daughter Debbie (Houston) and her boyfriend/fiance Brett (Alec Metro). A man of very high class, Mr.Blake is scolding Brad and telling him how he can't believe that he lost three jobs in so little time. Debbie tries to defend her brother, but her father tells her that the way she's dressed in that Neiman-Marcus outfit, she looks like she belongs in some Louisiana whorehouse. Brad tells his father to lighten up and soon after, the three prison escapees enter the living room and take over, splitting up the clan and getting the stuff they need (and want). Sue pushes Debbie into a bedroom and tells her they'll be switching clothes. No sooner as the clothes come off do they stay off for the next 10 minutes or so. Sue breaks out a dildo for a little more fun. (SCENE 1): Houston actually has on a completely red ensemble - garter belt, stockings and high heels - that stay on throughout the scene. She still looks great and Chelsea is mildly dominant, putting Houston through her paces. I really like Chelsea Blue; she has short, brown, wavy hair, perfect medium-sized natural breasts and bares a slight resemblance to Vanessa Chase. She also has a navel pierce, but a nice-looking body overall and a frisky sexual attitude. Chelsea gets Houston to tell her how much she likes that dildo inside of her and when they switch places, Chelsea says "I want you to worship my pussy". Houston certainly works her up to a frenzy, but the scene suddenly ends during the point of climax. No fade out, just a quick jumpcut from sex to the next dialogue scene. In another part of the house, Megan is telling Mr.Blake that he'll give her whatever she wants, to keep Debbie's safety. Adding something a little extra, Megan slowly removes her clothes and Mr.Blake gladly gives her a set of car keys. (SCENE 2): Mike Horner starts off by licking Mia's breasts and sucking her nipples (which jut out like thick pencil erasers). Mia does have fake boobs and you can faintly see the scars. When he works three fingers in her pussy and gives her clit a fast tonguing, she isn't that responsive at all. But after an ok blowjob (no deep throating), Mike slips on a condom and works Mia doggie style. She starts to become a little vocal (emphasis on 'little') then they do a mish (they're on a couch, by the way) and he cums a fair amount on her chest which she smears all over her breasts. In the billiard room, Kate pushes Brad up against a pool table and asks him if he wants to help her out; she briefly explains something about helping her clear her name if she can get back home, meaning she'd have to ditch both Sue and Megan (for whatever reason). Brad tells her he'd help her out - anything than staying around the house and doing odd jobs for his father. Kate then says (as she feels him up), "I made it short, so.. now I'll make it sweet". (SCENE 3): Meridian gets down on her knees and pulls T.T.'s hard dick out of his pants. As she starts to suck, T.T. tightly grabs her hair and forces her down on him, but she holds it down at the base and doesn't really deep throat. They do a mish standing up (with a good angle of the action from underneath looking up) then they climb onto the pool table for some doggie and cowgirl action. Meridian lays down on her back to catch T.T.'s load on her face. Meridian is a big-bottomed brunette with long, curly hair and a navel pierce. I'm not sure about her breasts, they're medium sized, but they didn't really close-up on them for me to see any definite scarring. I think I did see some lines (wrinkles? stretch marks? were they scars?) and they did move a little bit but I'm just going to consider them fakes for now (until someone can correct me on that). Anyhow, she reminds me a bit of Mercedez (aka Mercedez Lynn) - with that long mane of hair she keeps swaying - but she also has an Italian sort-of look (see the final paragraph). Afterwards, Brad goes into an office where his father is naked and all tied up to a chair, takes a set of car keys and calmly says, "I gotta borrow the car and take out a date. Thanks", then he leaves. Back to Sue and Debbie having fun in the bedroom. Megan barges in and tells Sue they've got trouble, someone banging on the front door. So Sue quickly dresses up (in her prison duds, not Neiman-Marcus) and she and Megan open the front door. A rent-a-cop (Tom Byron) steps in and says he got an emergency signal from the house alarm and he's simply checking it out. He plays this part like a total geek, it might make you chuckle. The girls drag him over to the dining room and start laughing at him - asking him if he's a real man. Sue says, "I say we find out" and into the nude they go again. (SCENE 4): The girls sit Tom Byron down as they undress him and themselves. At one point, Chelsea presses her breasts up against Tom's face and because of bad camera angles, the director is heard saying something like "Don't block the way" and she quickly moves off to the side. The girls share Tom's cock and he even sticks his tongue out for Chelsea to suck on. They do it in mish and doggie positions (with the extra girl having her pussy licked or just rubbing her partners or whatever) and at one point, while Chelsea's getting it mish-style, we suddenly cut to an anal penetration (no initial insertion) for a few moments. For the cumshot, Chelsea climbs on top of Mia while Tom is jerking himself in between them (on a dining room table), then she looks up at him and says "cum all over my face, Mr.Cop!". He ends up cumming mostly on Mia's chest, but Chelsea does suck him off afterwards. Debbie leads Brett (where was he this whole time?) into a bedroom and gives him the lowdown; her father's stark naked and tied up in his office, Brad took off in a car with Kate, and Sue and Megan are having sex in the dining room with the rent-a-cop. Debbie pulls out some keys and takes the handcuffs off Brett. Then she asks him if they could get out of there but he suggests that they should just wait for the girls to get what they want and just leave, so they hang out in the bedroom in the meantime. What better way to pass time than to follow the examples of everyone else in the house? (SCENE 5): Houston is still in her red set-up the whole scene through, but it's one of the hottest scenes of the bunch. On a bed, Alec lifts her butt up in the air and sucks her pussy fast. Houston tells him to lick her ass and he does so. Then she tells him to fuck it with his tongue and he gladly complies. She gives him an eager blowjob and they end up doing a brief 69 (with Alec on top) before fucking doggie and mish-style. I don't know if Alec Metro is pulling some sort of T.T. Boy approach to having sex, but he really gives it to Houston roughly. I don't even know if it was supposed to be included in the final edit of this movie, but at one point (in mish) Houston slaps Alec's face as he plows her harder and faster and she slaps him again and I think I heard her say 'stop' (but it also sounded like a bit of a gasp, so I'm not sure). Regardless to say, that clip didn't last long. They end the scene with a facial and chest-shot. Then the movie just ends with a fade out. "Carnal Invasion" has a corny storyline and a few general flaws that it wouldn't make a 'Top 50' movie list, but it still delivers a few goods. Chelsea Blue is the only natural-chested girl and if she remains this way (with her wanton appetite for sex as well), she'd be a porn star to keep your eyes on. Houston looks stunning here (with short hair, if you want to see her look her prettiest when she had the long braids check out "Many Happy Returns") and Meridian has that Lisa Ann-like Italian look that's quite nice (unless she IS Italian, but she doesn't have an accent :-). I don't know, Mia Ciccero doesn't make an impression on me - she has a hard-edged look that sort of makes her look trashy (but this is the first movie I've seen her in, so it could be just this one video). However, this mixed bag of newcomers will carnally invade your television screen well enough to be worth a look, but don't expect anything extraordinary. Joey Markham [email protected]