Subject: Review: Anal Adventures of Max Hardcore #9: Cafe Life From: [email protected] (Herbie_the_Dentist) Date: Thu 26 Sep 1996 00:54:11 The Anal Adventures of Max Hardcore - #9 Cafe Life Starring: 1) Supposedly (and probably) shot in the South of France (Cannes) with Tara a curly haired brunette; 2) Canaan a tall brunette; 3) Autumn Daiye a blonde. If memory serves me correctly, Max did a few cameos in some European "Private"tapes. So he was probably in Europe to shoot those when he did these segments. 1) Wastes quite a bit of tape on a tour of the city of Cannes. Max meets Tara who introduces herself as Eva, she is a Spaniard. They get the keys to an old church tower and ascend it to do their dirty deeds. He starts by getting four fingers in her pussy. She has a nice ass and medium tits. Then the standard Sloppy Max blowjob. Anal starts; her pussy is not very shaved. There are some good dilation shots. He goes at her for a while then pulls out for a facial. He is actually quite hard. 2) This scene bored me. He meets some attractive brunette in some cove at by the ocean. Tall and small tits, ok shaped ass, tattoo on her butt, she is ok looking and very French. Little or no dialog here. Max starts fingering her and spreads her vagina wide. This is followed by a blow job; not too sloppy. He fucks her doggy style then anals her. His an anal RC then on her back up-n-over. Standard facial ending. No dilation shots - a real yawner. 3) Back in the US at the World Cup Rose Bowl a week after the Final (1994). Max runs into Autumn Daiye a blonde L.A. type. Calls herself Becca. They go back to the house with the big pool and deck. She has an Ok body, possibly fake tits, rather flat ass, nice pussy lips. Max starts eating her pussy. Submerges four fingers up there and pulls it wide open. As if that wasn't enough stretching he gets out his metal retractor and tries to show us her cervix. Anal sex starts with the retractor in her pussy. She then gives him a blowjob and there is carnal use of a banana. She fingers his asshole and starts using some Max like language; pretty funny. Max butt-fucks her again; up and over and puts a banana in her pussy, then he eats what comes out [tres nasty]; nice shots. In a scene that must have smarted he puts metal retractor in her anus, cranks her asshole open and jerks off down it. The metal thing must hurt, because she 'owws' more than once, but she's a good sport. Good segment.