Butts Up

Date sent:        Mon, 2 Dec 1996 02:28:55 -0500 (EST)
From:             Joey Markham 
To:               [email protected]
Subject:          REVIEW: "Butts Up" 


BUTTS UP
director: Art Ben.   Caballero, 1994.
cast: Nikki Sinn, Tina Owen, Jordan Lee, Ariana, Anna Marie Tyler, Angella
  Faith, Jake Williams, Tom Chapman, Steven St.Croix, Joey Silvera, Marc
  Wallice.

running time: 69 minutes.

- Nikki Sinn (anal), Jake Williams
- Tina Owen (anal), Tom Chapman
- Jordan Lee (anal), Steven St.Croix
- Ariana (anal), Anna Marie Tyler, Joey Silvera
- Angella Faith (anal), Marc Wallice


This tape is mostly a wall-to-waller of anal sex scenes but there is a writer
credited (a cleverly nicknamed 'Pamela Penn').  The attempted storylines are 
very, very weak so there was no point of it and overall would've served better
as a compilation video.

- This first scene starts at the home of Nikki and Jake.  Looks like they've
just moved in and even though they haven't unloaded their boxes yet, they're
already playing around.  Nikki's in the backyard by their pool and saying,
"Try and catch me if you can!"  She runs around some boxes and suddenly, Jake
pops up and squirts her with a watergun.  She's caught and has to surrender to
him.  They go inside and have sex.  Simple enough!  Things start off with a
blowjob.  Nikki tries to deep throat and she almost does it, but it looks like
she's gagging when there's about one more inch to go.  At the same time, Jake
takes the watergun and squirts water on her ass.  Nikki then turns over on her
back as Jake hovers over her face and pumps his cock in her mouth.  After
sliding off her bikini bottom, they fuck.  We get good close-ups of the action
(and of Nikki's completely bald pussy).  They talk to eachother at one point,
but it was quite inaudible.  That dragged down the heat several notches!  They
get back into it with the doggie position and eventual anal penetration.  Very
good close-up.  Nikki brings the watergun into view again, reaching underneath
her and squirting water up on her stuffed pussy.  Jake pulls out and shoots in
between her ass cheeks.

- This next scene is just presented to us without a story to go along with it.
Tina Owen, who looks like a woman in her late 30's, is on her knees giving Tom
Chapman quite the enthusiastic blowjob (she slows down for a bit then picks
the pace up again).  Tina looks like she's wearing a wig, but who knows, maybe
a lot of extra-hold hairspray made it look that way.  She also has a boobjob
that doesn't look all that horrendous.  During sex, Tina is still semi 
enthused.  When they spoon it, Tom holds her leg up and lets her thrust herself
onto him.  He takes over and continues pounding away.  They gradually get into
the anal and she continues to take it with the same ease as before.  Tom then 
pops his load on her face.

- This third scene opens up with Jordan Lee relaxing by a pool when along 
comes Steven St.Croix whom she tells, "I'm not playing.."  He tells her he's
not playing either then as soon as he sits down and wades in the water, she
turns over and pulls out a watergun from underneath her.  She squirts him and
says she can't believe he fell for it.  Suddenly, he has a watergun too and
squirts back.  She runs inside the house and he chases after her.  When we
catch up with these two again, they're starting to have sex (I have a question
for Pamela Penn - did this sound good on paper???  Talk about the lamest ways
to segue into sex scenes!).  However, this scene is anything but lame.  When
you've got Jordan in a sex scene, expect glass shattering screams.  She is
usually so vocal I'm starting to think she puts Teri Weigel's voice range to
shame.  Starting off with a 69 (and Jordan's underneath), Steven lightly 
passes his tongue over her clit and she's already screeching like there's no
tomorrow.  They do doggie and mish then a mish-anal and she begs for him to
cum in her mouth.  He does cum near her face, but most of it lands on her
breasts (which, by the way, when you see her laying on her back.. really bad
looking marks form under her breasts as she moves around).  There are also
some pretty good close-ups of the penetration.

- By now, you'll know this movie's scenarios contain moving boxes and 
waterguns.  What they have to do with anything is anyone's guess.  We open up 
now on Ariana in a kitchen.  She's taking glasses off a shelf and wrapping
them in newspaper, putting them into a cardboard box.  Her friend Anna Marie
Tyler is sitting there watching as well as Joey Silvera, who reaches into the
cardboard box, takes out a glass, unwraps it and puts it back on the shelf.
Annoying as that is, she asks him if he has anything better to do.  Then he
holds a glass in his hand and pulls out a watergun with the other and squirts
it, handing it back to Ari and telling her it's dirty (yeah, ok.. water makes
things dirty..).  He ends up squirting her too, then moments later we cut to
the three of them having sex.  Ariana looks ok here and Anna Marie has a 
sort-of cute, but overall plain look about her (she has nice breasts though,
which I'm contemplating whether or not they're real: they do move around but
when she's twisting her nipples, her breasts sort-of look like they're moving
in one piece altogether like there's a sponge stuffed inside or something).
Anyhow, the girls are into it.. moaning, etc.. and Ariana's nasty side comes
out to play.  When she's doing the doggie with Joey, she's munching on Anna
Marie's pussy and spanking it.  Later when Anna Marie's doing a mish with Ari
sitting on top of her face, Ari bends down to suck on A-M's toes.  However, it 
doesn't get any nastier than that.  Ari's the only one who does anal (with 
Joey wearing a condom) and both girls put their faces together to receive a
cum bath (more like a shower.. actually, more like a drop).

- This final scene opens up on Angella Faith and Marc Wallice entering a room
of some house (with moving boxes scattered here and there - come to think of
it, I have no idea if this is supposed to be the same house with just 
partygoers going all over the place or scenarios of people who seem to have
just moved into their new homes and breaking it in by having sex).  Anyhow,
as soon as Marc closes the door behind him he pulls out his trusty watergun
and squirts Angella telling her, "Bang bang you're fucked!"  She turns around
and her ass is painted with red and white circles as if it were meant for
target practice or something (in which anal penetration would have Marc 
saying "Bull's eye!").  So they get into the sex with Angella giving him a    
blowjob with slight deep throat.  A condom is 'mysteriously' slipped onto 
Marc as he bones her doggie style.  Then a mish, with eventual anal.  Angella
seems to be worked up and enjoying herself (she's a pretty redhead with small
natural breasts covered up by a bra the whole time).  Marc then takes off the
rubber and jerks himself onto her chest. 

Will you like this movie?  Well.. some of the photography's good (with some
great close-ups) but the color and sound is dull.  Jordan Lee's the only girl
who comes alive, sorta speak, but I'm not saying that the rest of the girls
give dead performances.  This wall-to-waller had a short running time and
could have used 4 or 5 more scenes.  It does deliver the anal, but you'll
probably be better off renting something by Rosebud.  For the most part,
"Butts Up" gets a thumbs down.  Rent only if you really like any of the 
female cast.


Joey Markham