FROM BRAZIL WITH LOVE director: John T. Bone, 1993. Zane cast: Brazil, Brittany O'Connell, Kiss, Crystal Wilder, Mike Horner, T.T. Boy, Peter North. rating: 2.50 sex scenes: 1. Brittany O'Connell + Mike Horner 2. Brazil, Crystal Wilder + Peter North 3. Kiss + Mike Horner (very brief oral) 4. Kiss + Brittany O'Connell 5. Brazil + T.T. Boy 6. Kiss + Mike Horner What we have here is a porn movie with a lame plot that pulls through with some well-shot and well-edited sex. Mike Horner and Kiss play a King and Queen who go to Washington, DC to meet up with the President for matters unknown (by this movie's end, they still haven't met up with him). Anyhow, along with them they bring their servant Brittany O'Connell and their darling little Princess, Brazil. Brazil seems to be confined to lead a simple, lonely life. That all changes when Brittany visits her in her hotel room and encourages her to go to a club across the street. Mike wanders in just in time to catch what they were saying and immediately sends Brittany to his room and tells her to wait for him there. Along with Brazil, Mike tells her that as a young man he wasn't given the chance to do some of the things he really wanted to do and thus puts her through the same pace. She's so fed up with her boring lifestyle she decides to sneak out to the club anyway. Back to his room, Mike scorns Brittany (who's now wearing only black stockings with black high heeled shoes), but lets her make it up to him by, you guessed it, having sex. First he licks and fingers her pussy real fast then she gives him a tender blowjob with slow strokes. When she cowgirls him, Mike takes control by grabbing her waist and power-fucking her. Cute little Brittany screams and writhes and looks like she's in a bit of pain. Then they fuck missionary style. Mike rocks the bed by power-fucking her some more and her small body bounces up and down (and her small, then-natural breasts jiggling back and forth), giving her a major headrush. When they fuck doggie style, Mike pulls her hair back and lets her have it some more. A very weak cumshot follows; he pulls out and a load or two hits her pussy while the rest drips onto the bed. Not a bad way to start off the movie, though. We suddenly find ourselves at the club where Peter North bartends and Crystal Wilder does a slow (and quite boring) striptease for a small audience (I only recognize Dizzy Blonde in the crowd). Anyhow, T.T. Boy is sitting at the bar when Peter tells him that their new girl (new stripper) is 20 minutes late. Brazil enters the club and catches Peter's eye, thinking she's the new dancer. He greets her and says, "Hi, you must be Princess" (coincidence that the new dancer goes by the name Princess too) and without further ado, Brazil says that all she wants to do is dance. She is then given the spotlight and dances away, eventually removing her clothes. Brazil has a fairly nice slim body, but medium-sized breasts that are fake. While she dances, a very annoying, repetitive laughtrack keeps playing in the background for who knows what reason. Nevertheless, the camera catches her dance quite well and she puts on a fair show. Once the bar is empty, Peter pays Brazil and she says that she's new to the country, she still isn't used to their customs. Peter mentions that all the new dancers must go through one particular custom and that means, you guessed it, having sex. Crystal, who has also stayed behind to help with the cleaning, joins in. They clear away a table and sit on a bench-like seat where Brazil starts sucking Peter while, down below, Crystal munches on her pussy. The focus is mainly on Brazil's face as she slurps on Peter's dick and slowly picks up the pace. Then she sits on him, doing a nice reverse-cowgirl, while Crystal mostly watches. Crystal then lays out on her back while Brazil and Peter fuck doggie style on top of her. Some nice close-ups of penetration while Crystal flickers her tongue on Brazil's clit is the highlight of this position. Peter finally fucks Crystal, as she and Brazil sit side by side with their legs spread wide. He takes another dip inside Brazil before he shoots his load; the girls start tonguing eachother while spurts of cum are shot above their heads, in their hair, and the last few spurts land on Brazil's mouth and cheek. If Peter shot lower, he could have given Brazil a killer facial, but what results is nothing more than average. Back at the hotel, Kiss is combing her hair and preparing herself to go to sleep. Mike starts to sweet talk her, then wouldn't you know, she's already got his hard dick in her mouth. About a minute passes by then Brittany barges into the room and hysterically mentions Brazil's disappearance. The hard dick Kiss is holding suddenly turns limp as a wet noodle and from the angle it was shot, provided a funny moment. We cut to the bar again where everyone's putting their clothes back on. The bathroom door opens and T.T. steps out. A surprised Peter asks him what he was doing there the whole time and T.T. replies, "I fell asleep standing at one of the urinals". He notices Brazil and Crystal chatting and is enthralled with Brazil's beauty (well, I don't think she's unattractive, she's ok-looking, but one thing's for sure - she can't act her way out of a tampon wrapper). Suddenly, T.T. gets a phone call and we discover he's a reporter. We don't hear what the conversation is about, but T.T. becomes surprised and mentions that [whatever it is] may save his career (it was probably about the Princess's disappearance but it wasn't fully explained). After hanging up, T.T. confronts Brazil and offers her a place to stay for the night. Having a lot of fun already, she gladly accepts and they head back to his place where they end up, you guessed it, having sex. But before that happens, we cut to a crying Brittany saying it's all her fault and Kiss consoles her and assures her it isn't (for a Queen, Kiss sure is taking her daughter's disappearance lightly) and as one thing leads to another.. need I say more? The two women start kissing and fondling eachother, but it's cut short. They go straight to fingering and sucking eachother (mostly Brittany to Kiss) and then end this slow-coming scene by jilling themselves to orgasm. Too bad the heat didn't rise as much as it could have - they're both pretty and don't deserve to have their resources put to waste. As we are cut back to Brazil and T.T., they discuss eachother's lives a little and Brazil frustrates herself over her father's mentality. All she wants to do is have a little fun and T.T. definitely gives her one night to remember. First she sits on his face as he parts her underwear to one side, lapping at her pussylips. She rides his face a little more before wolfing down his whanger then getting into the cowgirl position. T.T. gets into the scene, he's practically sliding off the couch trying to give her all he's got. When they fuck missionary style, T.T. slams it home making her scream. Some looping occurs (which kinda brings down the heat a bit) and then Brazil sits with her legs up on the couch (and her head on the ground) while T.T. hovers over her and fucks her again until he cums an average load; most of it lands on her pussy, then dribbles down her stomach, to her tits (which she smears most of it on her belly). Nothing worthy of an award here, but still hot. Hours later, the King and Queen receive a letter from the Princess herself, saying that she's ready to marry (T.T.) and start a family of her own. Mike immediately sends Brittany out to try and find them. Kiss points out to him that with Brazil gone, there would be no heir to his throne. Mike grins at her and slyly says, "Unless..." and they go at it on the bed in the final scene. They kiss briefly, suck eachother off, then do missionary, doggie, then missionary again. Mike uses the same technique that had Brittany screaming in the first scene, but Kiss is more quiet, squealing like a puppy and throwing in an "Oh yeah" or two, taking her pounding in stride. Ok, so he pulls out and cums on her chest (she has very nice [real? fake?] breasts) but the movie's ending anyhow, so what do we care what happens to them from now on? This movie was well filmed and edited (that really helped the scenes out alot - there was absolutely no motivation for each of the scenes to begin). Direction and acting were a tad sloppy (even more so in Brazil's case) but still, there were some funny moments among the scorching ones that I consider it a decent rental and worth a 2.50 on the Imperial scale. 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