Bloopers and Behind the Scenes

From: [email protected] (Libertine Circus)
Subject: REVIEW: Bloopers and Behind the Scenes
Date: 25 Jul 1996 04:35:13 GMT
Organization: Prodigy Services Company 1-800-PRODIGY

REVIEW: Bloopers and Behind the Scenes

Release Date: May 6, 1996

Leisure Time Entertainment

Cast: Many and varied

YOU MAY LIKE THIS VIDEO IF:
--You are into nostalgia
--You want to see a wide variety of girls
--You are interested in seeing what goes on "behind the scenes" during 
  the making of a video
--You enjoy seeing girls talking, posing and just being themselves in 
  front of  the camera prior to the sex scene
--You want to see may brief outtakes of porn personalities flubbing 
  lines, missing cues, and occasionally falling off the couch or out 
  of position while fucking

YOU MOST LIKELY WILL NOT LIKE THIS VIDEO IF: 
--You are looking for something kinky  
--You are looking for strict fantasy
--You prefer sex scenes that shown complete from start to finish
--You are one of those people who has the notion that people who do 
  porn are inherently miserable as it has many brief outtakes of folks 
  "out of character" who seem to be quite amiable

One thing that I love about the porn industry is that it is capitalism in
action. The market is vast and immeasurably diverse. To meet this demand,
thousands of titles are released each year pinpointed at particular
fetishes. This video however, is an exception to this unwritten rule. A
novice might really enjoy this video because it shows a wide array of
girls of various colors and dimensions. The footage is from the early '90s
and some from the late '80s, giving somebody who is not to familiar with
the industry a good ideal of what's available. Unfortunately it is hard to
identify some of   the babes as no names appear even on the box cover.
There are a great number of girls who weren't around long to make many
video and a few of them indicate that they have just started or this is
thier first video. As a connoisseur of adult film, I was really taken
with this fella just walking around the set watching the performers,
technicians, director, ect., preparing for the scene.  It gets boring
after a while as this video is a lengthy four hours. Sure its great to
look at all the gorgeous women, but to anybody who works in the porn
business it obviously becomes just another job after  time. This video
could disillusion many who have fantasies about working in the adult video
industry thinking it nothing but non-stop partying with wild chicks. Much
of the time is spent waiting around while the film crew works out
technical and lighting problems.

Between the extended scenes are a wide variety of outtakes, many of which
are  bloopers or various personalities waiting for the shooting, saying
something witty, or making  faces for the camera. Some of my favorites
included: --A very early shots of  NINA HARTELY, TIFFANY MINX  --This one
girl I never saw before named MONA LISA  who we first see just as she is
sitting down in the makeup chair. The camera man comments she looks like a
college girl, and she says she is!!!  The next we see her is on the set
all made-up and ready to go. The transformation from average looking lady
into sultry harlot is really fascinating.  --An all too short scene of 
the lovely CAROLYN MONROE getting made-up and walking around the set trying
on various outfits and then some fuck and suck action --An outtake in
which DOMONIQUE is working with this guy who loses his hard-on and we get
to see how the producers bring in a "stunt cock" to finish the scene.
--Some rather extensive choreography of a group sex scene with three gals
and three guys --Some brief footage of  STACY DONOVAN whom I never
realized how  much I liked her until she popped up unexpectedly. A sight
for sore eyes!! --A great shot albeit to brief of CRYSTAL WILDER getting
cum splattered all over her face

There are  several complete or partial scenes all of which begin with some
unedited footage. These scenes vary in date and excitability. The vid
starts out with this incredibly gorgeous brunette who (I believe) goes by
the name ROXY RHODES. The only problem with the 22 year old native of
Boston is that her tits are way to large (via augmentation). Other than
that she is virtually flawless and is quite mesmerizing as she gets into
various positions which highlight her legs and labia pierced pussy. Then
the director tells her to get her pussy wet so she can go to work with the
toys. Being a newcomer she doesn't know how to go about doing it until the
guy she is about to fuck comes forward and licks her between her legs. At
this point an interesting discussion ensues about how guys get fluffed and
girls get buffed. At one point a guy gets into the action for some standard
fucking and sucking that is interesting but not out of the ordinary.

The second scene was my favorite of the video. It features one of my all
time personal favorites TIFFANY   MILLION. It begins with a raw outtake of
her squeezing a couple of drops of milk out each of her breasts.  She then
proceeds to give MIKE HORNER a real sloppy blowjob and he then
reciprocates by licking her fully shaven snatch. What has always made MISS
MILLION one of my favorites is that her body is so flexible and we see
evidence of that here as she pulls both her legs completely behind her
head while the lucky dude sucks her off. They then  to fuck up a storm 
which ends with Tiffany having her tits made all wet and slippery although
the scene was obviously edited down for times sake it was still a treat to
see some vintage Tiffany Million and her bitchy, take- charge persona. I
especially love the way she shoves his face into her gorgeous tits and
then pulls him over to the couch when she is ready to have her pussy
eaten.

The most raunchy scene in the video is a complete out-take from the
legendary PUSSYMAN series. The editors picked out a good one; this babe is
an exhibitionist that really gets turned on by letting people get a good
look at her pussy. Unfortunately, I haven't a clue as to what this girls
name is but I believe she was featured in volume #6. This  golden hair
blond who struts  into Pussyman's office to audition looking like a
walking wet dream. She has a firm athletic body and her ample firm ass is
hanging out of her cut-offs jeans which is wonderfully displayed as she
walks up the stairs. Before long she is out of her clothes, bending over
and pulling  her ass cheeks open, f fingering herself and then using some
toys. She then gets up on the desk to put on a pair of pussyclips which
keep falling of because her labia and clit (which are pretty chunky to
begin with with) are too swollen and to moist. The action them moves to
warehouse and ALEX SANDERS just happens to show up and before long she has
his cock in her mouth leering at the camera. After some cunnilingus and
missionary fucking the scene gets pretty hot especially when the gal
raises her ass far into the air and gets humpped from behind. Naturally
this leads to her ass getting fingered and then fucked. The cum shot in
this one is first rate. Alex pulls out of her ass (unfortunately her hole
isn't dialated) and shoots his gooey wad which runs down her freshly
fucked ass and cunt. He then slides his cock back up her ass for a
exquisite sight that is all to rare in my opinion

There are two scenes that are at best average. One is an out take from a
vid titled THREE WAY and features (I believe, but could be wrong) JEN TEAL.
It begins with some outtakes of the cast working on dialogue that that
centers around how one can improve their tennis game if they know how to
properly lick balls. Another scene features Teri Weigle (who is one the box
of this video which to me is an indicator that this video is better left on
the shelf) and TAMMI MONROE  (prior to the augmentation of her
augmentation). If it were any girl other than Tammi  I would have put the
fast forward feature of my VCR into use. I quickly gave it up as TERI
WEIGLE went into her moronic screaming frenzy combined with a mediocre sex.
TERI WEIGLE also appears in another sizable outtake with two studs looking
and sounding even more pathetic. I hit the FF button all the way through
this scene. I can't help but wonder if this chick  realizes how silly she
looks.