Big Babies in Budapest

From: [email protected] (Libertine Circus)
Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies
Subject: REVIEW: Big Babies in Budapest
Date: 29 Jul 1996 03:58:11 GMT
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Review: Big Babies in Budapest

Produced and Directed by Patrick Collins

Cast: Babie Cakes, Anita Blond, Margot, Maria, Baby Doll, Lolli Pop, Victoria Queen,
Liza Turner, Mercedes, Frank Gun, Santivo Lee

YOU WILL NOT LIKE THIS VIDEO IF:
--You are expecting something on par with past offerings from Elegant Angel
--Rent videos with European women because they are more inclined to get into kinky
  fucking much more than American women
--Enjoy fucking that is as creative as well as kinky 


YOU MAY LIKE THIS VIDEO IF:
--You really enjoy women with small frames and small perky tits
--You don't mind sifting through a bunch of crap to get a few really nice ass shots
--You like watching girls get their asses licked/sucked

This movie was a major disappointment. In the past,  I took it as a given that any video
from Elegant/Evil Angel would be enough to satisfy even the most ardent bone-stroker.
While Buttman will always be my favorite, I have always appreciated Patrick Collins and
his ability to put together a string of fuck scenes reeking of unapologizing sleaze. The
output of  Collins was indeed proof that U.S.A. produced porn can equal that of
European producers. And what better  than Patrick Collins in Budapest; a city that has
been responsible for a good deal of high quality porno since the fall of the Soviet Empire. 
But even with ideal girls and conditions under which to work, all will fail unless there is
somebody who can motivate the cast to fuck with some gusto and capture it in such a
manner that will be arousing on video.

Normally I when I review do my best to identify the gals in each scene but since this
video gave little indication of who was who I will forgo that practice. To do so would
mean going back and watching the video again and quite frankly I don't want to do that. It
is that bad. It really seemed at times that the folks making this video set out to do
something nasty but there was this prude deep down inside keeping them from really
getting into their primordial nature.


The first two scenes of this video are essentially identical. They both drag on for the
longest time before any action at all occurs. What you get in the first scene are these
three young ladies who are very attractive. But the intrigue stops there. For a good twenty
minuets   the only thing that happens is these girls change from ordinary dress into some
sexy bras and panties. All the time these  two twits are at the top of this stairwell chockin'
there chickens. Once the sex begins, that too drags. There was a moment when it really
looked like some serious fuck-and-suck action was in the making. One of the guys has
the right idea and really gets into sucking on this chicks asshole. And as the scene unfolds
there is a half-way decent shot or one of the girls sucking clean a cock after pulling it out
of another girls twat. She only does it once though and the scene quickly fizzles out after
a couple of rather weak cum shots. The second scene does the same thing as it begins
with this way to long dialogue of this moron attempting to get these three girls into going
back to his apartment so he can photo them. Once he gets them back to the apartment the
scene continues to drag while these babes slowly slip out of there clothes. Once the
fucking gets going, it also drags on-and-on, even more that the first scene. There is one
solitary ass-to-mouth shot but that is it. Also missed was a chance to get a classic cum
shot. Near the end of the scene two of the girls are in a 69 while the guy humps from
behind. At one point his cockslips out and it is rubbing up and down the gals ass and
pussy while the babe on the bottom is laying there just in the right place to catch a load of
jizz in her mouth only if the guys cock would erupt. Instead, the dumb fuckers change
position and in my estimate the scene was ruined

The third and forth scene are both one-on-one encounters that had potential but there is
nothing out of the ordinary. The third scene concerns this gal who's family is going to be
evicted from their house. To prevent this, she offers up a good fuck and of course he
accepts. This chick is a pretty good looking brunette with short hair and this nice round
ass that while big is still nice and firm. This scene might appeal to those who love
women with exceptionally hot asses as there are some great shots of her sticking it up
into the camera while getting pumped. The next scene features this average looking
blond who offers up an average fuck. One particularly stupid thing about this scene is
that the stud never gets farther than opening his flye. His cock isn't that big to begin with
and it appears to be even smaller than it is in actuality.

Scene number five features the best looking babe of the entire video. She is leggy chick
with short black hair who has a real nice tan. Tantalizing is the only way to describe the
way in which this chick uses her gorgeous legs rubbing them all over the guy and putting
them across his lap. Once she gets out of her clothes we see that her near perfect body is
adorned with a tattoo around her arm and a very tasteful navel piercing. There are some
nice shots of her sticking her emasculate ass up in the air as she sucks on his cock and
some more as they slip into a sixty-nine. Once the fucking starts this scene is pretty much
over as the "stud" can hold out for just a few minuet

The sixth scene is another depiction of a young female being seduced. There is some
interesting forplay in the video for those of you who find food erotic as the guy slices an
open an orange and proceed to squeeze the juice over her body licking it off.  The babe
here is a nice looking red head. There are some great shots of her laying on her back with
her legs high in the air getting her ass sucked. After some standard cocksucking she gets
boned doggie style and while laying on her back. The ass fucking in this scene is half
way decent albeit to short. She is turned on her side with her legs held together sticking
her ass right in the camera so that her pussy is all nice and puckerd up, one of the most
erotic positions in  porn in my opinion. Here, once again, they got the right idea but
ultimately fail in their quest to show something really hot. Every four or five strokes the
guy pulls his cock out revealing her dialled asshole. Once she is good and loose the guy
attempts to shot his load  in her spread open ass. But as you may have guessed, they leave
us wanting. Somebody should go and explain to the person who is responsible that tunnel
cum shots are true delight but they only work if the guy actually CUMS. Here the fool
shots no more that a drop or two.


One of the big mistakes in this video was the lack of any music to help move the sex
along. There is a little at the beginning of each scene to help set the mood,  then once the
sex is under way it is removed. A sex scene without music is risky business for a
director/producer. In order for it to work the sex has to be especially hot.  No ordinary
fuck will do; the performers must compensate for the music with   their pulsating and
grinding bodies. Fucking of this fervor must be genuine.  The sex scenes in this movie
have some grunting and groaning but no fucking with inspired frenzy.