Butt Banged Bicycle Babes

Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies
Subject: Review: Butt Banged Bicycle Babes
From: [email protected] (Beast (the 1st))
Date: Sat,  9 Mar 1996 22:54:47 UTC



Reviews for this movie exist elswhere, so I will offer my 2 cents. With 
inflation and interest that's about 200 lines.

BBBB
Anabolic
2 hrs 15 mins
Biff (dir) and Buffy Malibu (camera)
Misty Rain, Draghixa, Barbara Doll, Francesca Le, John Stagliano, Max 
Hardcore, Sean Micheals, Jon Dough etc.

This is a fun movie. There is no rough treatment, it's fun fun fun. They 
managed to get excellent looking women in every scene. Almost all are 
natural breats, and great butts. Its over two hours, so you get your money's 
worth. All the girls are on bicycles at some point, and this appeals to me 
for some weird reason. Tons of anal of course. My advice is too skip my 
review and get the film. Oh well, I read a review before I saw it and it 
didn't spoil it for me..

Misty is your absolutely ravishing hostess for a "viewer mail" format. I 
mean nipple rings aside, she is sexy! She introduces each scene as a request 
from a letter to Anabolic.

Notable touches that make this an enjoyable experience:

Suspense is built while Draghixa, stunning little french tart, is cycling 
through the woods for about the first 7-8 minutes of her scene, while the 
guys that will gang-bang her are shown in different parts of the woods. Jon 
Dough, who gets my vote for actor with the least personality, and his buddy 
finally make the first move. They ask where she's going, and she says to 
"Beeff Maliboo's haus for modelling" They ask to do what kind of modelling, 
clothes? She says "No, I think, seks model". Of course they say they work 
for Biff, and she can start right there. She is pretty cute in this scene, 
though the sex is standard. She takes a few nasty facials, one after the 
other.

The scene with Max and Barbara Doll was kind of boring, nothing raunchy like 
I would expect in a scene with Max. But he doesn't join, he just directs 2 
guys in a DP and facial. I have avoided his films beause from what I have 
heard, he's an asshole.

A nice outdoor scene has Misty and Francesca pick up two guys in the desert. 
The premise from the letter (introduced by Misty) is that Misty lick cum 
from Francesca's pussy then share it with her. They got pretty close...Misty 
licks Francesca's pussy after she's been fucked, but the camera shots are 
full-body, so we aren't really sure. Francesca gets a kiss afterwards. THEN 
Misty gets fucked, and when the guy says he is about to come, Francesca 
steps up and receives his entire load in her mouth. She then quickly goes 
over to Misty, trying very hard to keep it all in her mouth, and drips it 
into Misty's mouth. There is some french kissing afterwards. Again it's 
mostly full body shots, but none of the action was diminished by this, the 
scene is hot.

While Misty reads the letters, she is sitting by some sort of pool, obvoisly 
gyrating on top of something, and getting more and more excited. She 
introduces a scene featuring a porn- and anal- virgin. A single guy assists 
her in this endeavour, and it was all very realistic.

The last scene has John Stagliano and two excellent looking large-breasted 
blondes doing John and the guy cleaning his pool. The main event is John and 
the pool cleaner jerking off on one blonde's ass, while the other one very 
sensuously licks her asshole and cheeks and legs. Again the shots are mostly 
full body or medium shots. This goes on for about 10 minutes and John comes 
at least four times. Well done John. The scene is shot on an outside patio 
overlooking a busy main street. Anyone looking up would have seen quite a 
show.

All the scenes except Max's are outdoors. All scenes had decent angles and 
ok lighting. All women were beautiful, especially Misty, my favourite of the 
flick. At the conclusion Misty slowly slides a huge black dildo out of her 
ass, to show us what's been getting her so excited.

After the credits there are about 10 minutes of outtakes, and they are a 
treat. Notable is Misty and Francesca's pre-scene banter with Biff et al. He 
asks what would they prefer, seeing their boyfriend suck a dick, or seeing 
his dick sucked by a guy. They both preferred seeing him suck a dick. They 
also said that guys always fantasize about 2 women...as if it was a big 
secret. It also shows the 2 girls in a scrum discussing the scene, then 
emerging and Misty saying "I'll do it". Another outtake has the 
first-timer's post-anal interview. She says she was very nervous the night 
before, but it was fun, she'd do it again, she was vey comfortable with her 
partner, whom she said looked "very healthy". The last outtakes show that 
the girls were always attended to after the facials, "get the lady a towel" 
etc. Finally we see John Stagliano. Biff asks "how many times did you come 
'Buttman'?", John says "Hey I'll go again!" while he looks at his 2 ladies 
riding around the patio butt naked on their bicycles.

Good job, Biff and Buffy, I'll rent it again someday. I can't really portray 
the good feeling from this flick. Just see it.


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