Backdoor Brides #2: The Honeymoon

From: JMT 
Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies,rec.arts.movies.erotica
Subject: Review #3: Back Door Brides Part 2: The Honeymoon
Date: Sun, 06 Apr 97 15:49:26



BACKDOOR BRIDES PART 2: THE HONEYMOON
CAST: TANYA FOX, TOM BYRON, LORI LOVETT, TIFFANY STORM, SHERRY EVANS, RON
JEREMY, RONNIE DICKSEN, MARK WALLICE, RAY WELLS, BUCK ADAMS AND PETER NORTH
DIRECTOR: RON JEREMY
PARADISE VISUALS, 1986

In 1986, the anal explosion was rolling down the hill full steam ahead. It
was a year that saw Hal Freeman at the top of his game with four major
releases in the Caught From Behind cannon. (I could be wrong on that
number, but I seem to remember numbers four through seven at least hitting
my local video stores that year, if not being released.)

Those four tapes, and they were among the best Freeman ever released,
especially #4, demonstrated how anal themed movies should be done.
Remember, this was long before gonzo and while Seymore and Stagliano may
have taken anal sex scenes to new heights, in 1986, it was either CFB or
some crummy tape put out by CDI.

In the midst of all this anal craziness, Paradise Visuals decided to their
hand at butt plugging. The result was the abbreviated Backdoor Brides
series. The first tape was a total mess and had no redeeming value. It
featured Dick Rambone, but his over hyped dick never came near a butthole.
The third tape was completely lame, even with the added advantage of Nina
Hartley's oversized butt. (Which didn't get popped by the way.) And I
haven't seen part four, which is apparently where the series ended.

Ah, but part two was a different story. When the anal craze first started,
it was par the course for an actress to get her butt stretched at least
twice per tape. Compare this to today's anal features where it's a miracle
if an actress is butt fucked longer than two minutes, then is never seen
again.

When it comes to the particular vid, Tanya Fox, Tiffany Storm and Sherry
Evans all suffer hard pounding buttfucks not once, but twice. Tanya, owner
of one of the biggest butts I've ever seen on a nonfat woman, pulls
particularly heavy duty as one of her scenes leaves her butthole stretched
wide open. This is the second gaping asshole I can ever recall seeing, the
first having been in a tape called Bodacious Ta Ta's.

This video also shows Jeremy can direct a pretty good sex scene when he
puts his mind to it. All the scenes are crystal clear, well lit and the
focus is where it should be. On Sweet backsides getting poked hard.

This being 1986, there was an attempt at a story line. Actually, there was
an attempt to make this feel like an actual sequel, although I don't recall
Tanya Fox being the woman Byron married in the first tape.

Either way, this tape opens with Byron and Tanya driving through the
desert, looking for a honeymoon resort. They briefly become lost, they
attempt to portray the bickering couple, then find their way to Honeymoon
Ranch, which is ran by Ray Wells and the other staff members, which appears
to include a maid and whatever else it is the rest of them do.

Byron and Tanya don't realize they're going to be the victims of plan "A",
which basically amounts to the male staff members attempting to get into
Tanya's asshole while the female staff members use all the tricks they know
to get Byron's dick wedged up their backsides. A little side note here.
Byron gets to buttfuck every one of the female cast members eventually. Is
it just me, or is this the luckiest guy in the history of the free world?

With the plot established, the sex takes off full force. In the opening
scene, Buck Adams, and Marc Wallice DP Sherry Evans in the great desert
outdoors. It's not that great a scene and left me groaning when I initially
viewed this video so many years ago. But I stuck with it and was very well
rewarded for my patience.

Ray Wells, who I had never heard of before or after this video, welcomes
Byron and Tanya to the resort. The couple are immediately separated, which
leaves Tanya feeling frustrated as she's rather horny for her new husband.
But Tanya is relegated to masturbation, a great solo scene if you're into
nasty blondes with big butts, pretty standard otherwise,while Byron
"suffers" the first attack from the female staff. The running joke
throughout the movie becomes Byron trying to hide because his dick is sore
from fucking. Such a terrible problem to have!

First up is Ronnie Dicksen who, despite the name, is a woman. She finds
Byron on a couch and proceeds to fuck him pretty well, before sitting her
butt down on his beef stick. Dicksen takes to the anal thing pretty well
and it isn't long before Byron is  spewing his first load of the movie. (If
this was a one day wonder, Byron must have been swallowing some kind of cum
inducing drug. He has four pop shots in the tape, all of them substantial.)

Ronnie Dicksen may have been a one-hit wonder. I never have seen her in
anything else. She was a short haired brunette, kind of plain looking with
a slim body. She did bear a slight resemblance to Nikki Knights, a popular
star of the day.

After Byron has escaped the clutches of the never to be seen again Dicksen,
Tiffany Storm and Lori Lovett get into some pretty useless lesbian love in
the living room of the big house. Jeremy soon enough interrupts this, runs
off Lovett and then rams his big bone in all of Storm's available orifices.

This scene worked, but probably wouldn't today. Jeremy was staring at fat
city at the time of this tape, but he still resembled the guy everybody
came to like in the early '80s. Nowadays, when he has become so fat and
hairy it's almost impossible to watch him, it would have been sickening to
observe him climbing all over the oriental looking Storm.

Elsewhere, Byron has made his way outside, next to a water fountain. There
is no rest for the wicked, however, and he soon has his hands full of
Sherry Evans, letting her ride his dick cowgirl style before getting heron
all fours and reaming her butt out.

Evans is a slightly pasty blonde with a pretty nice butt when it's stuckin
the air. Her face, though, seems to give the indication she's rather be
anywhere than where she is. Still, her butt more than makes up for the
facial expression.

The next scene introduces the weary Byron to Lovett and Peter North,
courtesy of Ray Wells. What follows is a pretty hot DP, that ends with the
boys practically drowning our blonde, enhanced actress. The fact that most
of North's squirts miss just goes to show how much the guy's balls were
weighted down to begin with.

As an added bonus, for all you lactation fans, Lovett manages to squeeze
quite a bit of watery looking milk into our boy's mouths after the sceneis
done. Got cookies?

We next find Tanya, immensely frustrated after her tired husband has
spurned her advances, propositioning Adams, Wallice and Wells. The guys,
apparently being suckers for trailer park blondes with big butt's, are more
than happy to give her what she needs.

The focus of the scene is pretty much on Tanya'a butt from that point on,
and it's hard to tell who's doing what to her. The only sure thing is that
Well's comes pretty quickly in her mouth and is gone. No loss. He didn't
appear to be that great of a performer.

Tanya eventually sticks her butt in the air, and what a sight it is, and
Wallice and Adams take turns porking it. Only one of them gets to cum, I'm
not sure which, but it's a massive shot on Tanya's stretched open butthole.
This scene his helped by the fact that Tanya grabs a big buttcheek in each
hand and pulls them apart. It's a brief glimpse, but if you want to see
what a tunnel shot looked like in the old days, this is just as good as
any.

The final scene finally has Tanya getting her husband. But only after
agreeing to share him with Tiffany Storm. Byron, proving once again how
lucky he is, gets to bone both girls up the butt, eventually switching back
and forth between the upturned behinds. The scene fades away with Byron,
for no apparent reason, saying, "You girls fight like birds." Then the
camera pans to a picture of two birds. Ah, I get it now.
When the scene fades back in, the girls are lying on the floor waiting for
Byron to deliver the sperm, which he dutifully does.

Compared to the works of, say, John Leslie or Michael Ninn, Backdoor Brides
Part 2, as a movie, is a dud. But you have to remember that it was 1986 and
anal was just getting started. On those merits, this tape shines brightly.
The only drawback is Jeremy's habit of showing the cum shots in slow
motion. This gets pretty irritating after awhile. But if you're a fan of
anal, and I know there are a lot of you out there, you could do a lot worse
than this tape. Excalibur has it for cheap or, if your local video store
likes to trumpet anything released in 1990 as "new" they may have a copy.

And, if for nothing else, watch it simply to see Tanya Fox, owner of oneof
the best "big butts" in porn history, looking her best.

JMT