The Black Avenger

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Subject: REVIEW -  The Black Avenger
Date: Wed, 26 Mar 97 02:45:59


Review:The Black Avenger
From: Outlaw Productions, Inc.
Running time: I have no earthly idea
Starring: Misty Reagan, Sally Layd, Sahara Sands, Sean Michaels,  Mr.Marcus
Rating: 4 out of 5
Directed by: Sean Michaels

  Misty Reagan (E,Bj,F), Sean Michaels
  Sally Layd (E,Bj,F), Mr. Marcus
  Sahara Sands (E,Bj,F), Mr. Marcus

 To be perfectly honest, I barely paid any attention at all to the
last two scenes: Sally Layd and Mr.Marcus, and a somewhat pregnant Sahara
Sands in a tub with Mr. Marcus. They were merely... okay. They are nowhere
near the class of what happened between Sean Michaels and Misty Reagan.
They don�t even deserve to have the word "sex" applied to them equally.If
one is a sex act, then the other most certainly is not.
 The real deal and the only thing worth renting this tape for is at
the beginning, when Misty Reagan and Sean Michaels have sex. I had only
seen her in one tape before and I was very impressed, even though it seemed
as though she had gotten out of the biz just before I was old enough to
have a legal interest.
 Here, however, the redhead pretty much freaks out at the tip of
Sean Michaels's dick. The premise is that he (Sean Michaels) is an
Urkel-type nerd, big glasses with band-aid, high pants, the whole bit. He
looks at a magazine and imagines what it must be like to be "a stud like
those guys." Cut to him dressed in a some kind of throwback to a 30's
gangster outfit, standing over a kneeling Misty.
 They play around for a while; he stands over her and holds her hair
and makes her beg for him. She lays down on the floor for some tongue fun
and begs for his licorice stick, and he teases her, holding off, making her
wait. He makes her suck him off for a while, eagerly almost choking on his
long cock.
 She tries to refer to him as "Duke" for a while, but is apparently
completely unable to remember this later from the fucking she gets. He
procrastinates a little, but, when he gets it in, she orgasms almost
immediately. They do it missionary for a while, then sidesaddle missionary,
while she resorts to calling him "Sean", then "Daddy" and even the
all-important "Master."
 By the time he gets into her doggie, she's thrashing her head from
side to side and yelling, "It's too big, it's too big, it's TOO BIG!" Does
he stop? No. Does she ask him to stop? Ha, no way! She grunts and groans to
a few more nuclear orgasms (she's definitely in the Top 10 Most Serious
Orgasm Club), before he pulls out, and pulling on her hair, gives her a
relatively small load on her tits.
 Ever seen a scene that made the whole tape worth it, even if the
rest was just filled with cows and open fields? There is no anal, which _I_
would have liked, personally, and his load is small and released on her
tits. His load used to be a lot more; must've had a vasectomy a while back.
Otherwise, this tape would have been a 5 or damn close to it. Any longer
and this tape would have had no choice but to be a 5.
 One odd thing, though. The disclaimer at the beginning says that
"all ... appearing therein were made before July 3, 1995," even though the
copyright is 1997. Has anybody seen this scene, or something that sounds
reasonably like it, before?

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                         Moe the Bartender
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