Babewatch

From: Joey Markham <[email protected]>
Subject: REVIEW: "Babewatch"
Date: Sun, 18 May 97 23:34:03
Organization: DIGEX, Inc.

* There are two different series of videos with this same name.  One for
Sin City video, and another for Coast to Coast.


BABEWATCH
director: Buck Adams.   Sin City, 1994.
running time: 91 mins.

cast: Rebecca Wild, Asia Carrera, Kylie Ireland, Bianca Trump, Brittany
 O'Connell, Brooke Waters, Holly Body, Jon Dough, Buck Adams, Tony Tedeschi,
 T.T. Boy; Cal Jammer (non-sex).

rating: 6 out of 10 stars (or Imperial rating: 2.25 / 4.00)


The first two parts of this series have relatively the same cast, so they
most likely shot a couple days' worth and just split it in half.  That
makes the story seem incomplete or just getting started.  What we know
is that Jon Dough plays the big bossman (he'd be the David Hasselhoff
in this spoof) who leads a team of lifeguards at a local beach, on the
first day of the new season.  Rebecca Wild's his girlfriend and their
relationship is seemingly on the rocks.  Asia Carrera's the newest 
addition to their team, a rookie, who eventually captures Jon's heart.
Buck Adams plays a famous Indy racecar driver who almost downs but when
Rebecca saves his life, she catches his heart as well.  The rest of the 
cast are basically lifeguards who go around, do their jobs, and have some 
quickies on the side.  There are others who just appear as girlfriends or 
simply beach-goers.

(Scene 1): Holly Body, T.T. Boy

- Holly's a big bodied, huge-hootered girl whose performance seems a 
little wooden here.  After giving head (she must have seen her fair share
of Kelly Jaye videos) she impales T.T.'s cock in the cowgirl position
without even letting him taste a little first.  Their missionary is
better.  T.T. gives it to her nice and hard yet she barely whimpers,
although her facial gestures express how intense it is.  Then he pulls
out and cums on her pussy and belly which she smears around with a glove-
covered hand.  This lesser known porn vixen has never been one of my
favorites, though I've seen her look much better.  She also has nice legs
that are decked out in thigh-high black leather boots but there's nothing
exciting about this scene at all.

(Scene 2): Brittany O'Connell, Brooke Waters

- Brittany's then-natural breasts, small juicy body, and creamy white
skin are topped off with a mane of flowing red hair, making her a tiny
bundle of joy you'd love to pick up and lovingly hold in your arms all
night long.  Brooke's a thin, waif-like brunette with small breasts but
a bony upper chest and a plain, freckled face.  The wind blows through
their hair and the background with ripples of water crashing against the
rocks looks nice, but the heat level doesn't rise much.  Brooke reaches
an orgasm as Britt stuffs a few fingers inside of her, but if you want
climax, I suggest you picture yourself standing on the rocks behind them
and imagine the strong waves toppling you over in heart-pumping, gut-
wrenching horror (ok, so maybe that kind of climax is a bit too life-
threatening).

(Scene 3): Asia Carrera, Jon Dough

- Carrera's an Asian cutie who looks lovely with her then-perky natural
breasts, but whose performance with Jon is nothing special.  They do a
mish then a spoon, then Jon pulls out of her (she's laying down on her
side/back) and shoots several loads across her body with even one or two
drops hitting her face (which she immediately wipes off).  Asia gets a
little vocal during the course of the scene, but the voice-level is sort
of drowned out by the musical score.

(Scene 4): Kylie Ireland, Bianca Trump, Tony Tedeschi

- These three are out, poolside.  At first Tony starts rubbing some lotion
on the girls' legs but soon enough their swimsuits come off and the two
horny ladies are in search of another kind of cream.  Kylie's a blonde
missy with fake boobs and a somewhat ordinary face and Bianca's a bigger
chested gal with dark hair and an appeal that makes her seem almost
hard-edged; a girl with attitude.  She also appears like she would speak
with a much deeper tone of voice and overall, looks like a French-Canadian
(even though she isn't at all).  So Tony starts testing each girl, then
fingers them simultaneously and they return the favor with an eventual
double-blowjob before Tedeschi pokes his Italian sausage into Kylie
first, then Bianca.  Miss Ireland does a nice reverse-cowgirl and Miss
Trump's doggy is ok.  A cumshot on Bianca's ass ends the scene.

(Scene 5): Rebecca Wild, Buck Adams

- This is the hottest scene of the tape.  Buck really brings out Rebecca's
wild side here.  Speaking of Miss Wild, this dyed blonde's hair is cut to
shoulder length (I've usually seen her with long wavy locks halfway down
her back) and it suits her quite well.  She has a bit of a strange looking
face, though.  She has these sort of fish-eyes that make her look tired
or stoned, yet even though I don't find her attitude snobbish or conceited,
they seem like the kind of eyes that are seductively saying, "Don't hateme
because I'm beautiful".  Buck's machoman schtick shines through and he 
probably should've been in more scenes to liven things up some more.  They
do a cowgirl, doggy, reverse cowgirl (brief), and missionary.  All hot.
Rebecca's a groaner and a squealer, but her boobjob is just too horrible
for words.  If you can get past those two baggy monstrosities, then
you'll enjoy this sweat-filled romp between this real-life couple (at
the time anyways, I'm not sure if they're still together to this day).
Buck cums on her chin and in her mouth, which she swallows down with a
smile on her face.

The movie ends with clips from part 2.  I had some sound problems with
this one.  Some of the sex scenes seemed more heavy on the music and a lot
of the dialog scenes just didn't make sense.  Either I couldn't understand
some of the words or just the scenarios they were playing out were of no
importance to developing an interesting plot.  The final scene is the
only one worth seeing, the others are just ho-hum for the most part.  The
cast work better as actual pornstars than lifeguards (but the opening
credits featuring the similarly-filmed mainstream shot of each cast member
running from the waters make them look the part).  Their attempts at running
into the roaring waters and saving drowning victims just looked so 
unprofessional.  Rebecca even looked like she was about to burst out
laughing when giving Buck mouth to mouth.  When Asia is shown doing it to
Cal Jammer, it looks like she's just kissing his lips each time she goes
down to his face.  I hope that's not the way they'd do it in a real
situation!  The swimsuits the girls wear fit them nicely (the girls with
boobjobs don't look or stick-out as bad) but "Babewatch" is just a plain
walk along the beach and nothing more than just a few nice sights that
will catch you eye for a moment, then make you keep walking on.


Joey Markham
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