Assman #1

From: [email protected]
Subject: Review: Assman #1 - Tunnel Cum Shot Alert
Date: Thu, 14 Aug 97 01:05:19 

Ok, this movie has already been reviewed by other, but it
deserves even more!!  This is the finest anal flick that I have
seen in months (years?).  Beautiful women, good photography,
graphic shots (wide open holes - hope your not squeamish), and anal
cum shots (the obligatory facials too).

This movie easily makes the Herbie Top Ten list, and this will
be reflected when I get around to updating the Tunnel Cum
Shot list (www.paranoia.com/~rame/library/lists/tunnel.html).

Assman #1

Anabolic Video Productions
Jean Yves LeCastrel is director: 

Starring: 
Bernadette; Kathy; Betti; Nicolette; Monika; Rita; Kathy;
Helena.  The dudes are some Frenchmen traveling around in
Prague.  I think Jean-Yves LeCastrel, Christoff Clarke, Yves
Baillent (sp??) and others.  Yves B. has a huge cock and he
really stands out in a movie.  Kind've older, ugly and dopey 
looking Frenchman - but boy can he open them up - BIM!!

1) Rita: Short haired brunette.  Euro dudes speaking English. 
A bunch of guys and Rita go to look at her flat that is for rent. 
I think there are five dudes, I'm not sure.  She starts by blowing
them.  Then the screwing and gang-bang.  There is a dubbed
soundtrack of heavy breathing in the background that is very
annoying.  She has medium-sized, hard fake tits, slate-grey eyes
and a generally good body.  A DP ensues in RAC position. 
Yves B with his monster cock tries and succeeds in getting up
her ass.  Some decent dilations shots.  Then the guys line up
for a one-by-one anal train.  They shout the word "BIM"
whenever she dilates.  It is their favorite word.  They do her in
a anal doggy pose, with much BIM.  The anal also gets a little
gassy.  Then she takes them all for a facial jerkoff fest.

2) Betti: Also filmed in Europe but speaking in English.
Brunette with large, real-looking tits, nice ass and body.  She
draws the water for a bubble bath, gets in and is joined by a
dude (this time Jean-Yves).  He eats her and fingers and lubes
up her ass.  She blows him (suddenly there are no more
bubbles in the bath).  He wastes no time and bends her over
and slides his cock up her ass.  He is large.  Then some low
penetration RAC.  She rinses off his dick and sucks on it. 
They produce a glass into which he jerks off.  She pours the
load onto her tongue and lets it run down her chin (the old fake
drink from the glass trick).  Small interview after the scene.

3) Helena: Christoff Clark, and another short haired brunette
like Rita.  She is not quite as good looking as Rita.  Oral sex
occurs.  RC screw, a deep missionary screw.  Then after some
doggy screwing, he works his cock up her asshole and back
into her pussy and ass.  Then some RAC, more doggy with no
dilation she goes A2M, he screws her some more on her back,
RC, RAC ( a brief bit of dilation) then he jerks off into and
around her mouth.  She eats his asshole for a bit after this.  

4) Monika and Cathy:   They reveal they are in Budapest. 
Definitely late Winter, early Spring.  In a room we find Monika 
(a blonde) and Cathy an auburn-red head.  A threeway with
one dude transpires.  Oral sex before he anals Monika RAC. 
Cathy pulls the cock out and sucks it A2M.  Then he pounds
Monika's ass doggy in a 69 over Cathy.  More A2M.  Then he
anals Cathy AC with A2m by Monika.  Then anal spoon of
Cathy while Monika eats the dudes ass.  This is followed by
side-by-side doggy anal of both.  He pumps away at Monika's
rectum and he pulls out and cums on her ass and Cathy's face. 
He reinserts and grinds away some more.  Cathy licks up her
asshole and the girls kiss.

5) Nicolette and Bernadette: Yves B. and two brunettes.  They
suck his huge cock.  He anals one doggy while in a 69 position. 
She dilates pretty wide.  Then he screws one girl.  Then he
anals the other girl again doggy.  He jerks off on their faces.  

6) Eniko and Kathy: Three guys, including Yves B. are dining
in a noisy restaurant.  Then they cut to two women in an
accounting office.  One blonde (Eniko) and one brown haired
chick (Kathy).  Both women have good-sized real tits and are
good looking.  They participate in oral sex.  Kathy gets it up the
ass from the dude RAC.  A third guy shows up and gets sucked
by Kathy.  Eniko gets RACed by Yves B. with BIM.  Then
Yves B. does her doggy with a lot of BIM, she's got a great
wide open asshole! Yves B. American-Fists Eniko's asshole
and pulls it wide open!  She has a great ass and thighs which
add to the greatness!  He goes from pussy to ass to pussy. 
Meanwhile, Kathy is still getting reamed too.  Then Eniko does
a RAC DP, they try to DAP but it didn't look like it really
worked. Yves B. gets Kathy doggy anal.  The other two do a
successful DAP on Eniko.  Then a doggy anal of Kathy and
then Eniko.  Great scene.  They get her to BIM, then cum on
and in her asshole, one after another.  This is hot.  She then
straddles Kathy and pushes the cum out of her ass into Kathy's
mouth.  Then a cum swap kiss, a jerk off onto Eniko and more
sharing.  Beautiful!!!  Top 10!!  BIM!!!

Anabolic has been doing pretty good lately.  This video is great
and it has been sold out and hard to rent in many stores I have
been to for the last few weeks (I was lucky enough to snag it
the day it came in).  I hope they make more graphic anal flicks
like this - hell, they sell.

Herbie