Assman 2

From: [email protected] (Grouchy)
Subject: Review: Assman #2 - typical filth from Anabolic
Date: Sun, 16 Nov 97 18:34:04
Organization: GrouchNET

REVIEW: Anabolic's Assman #2
1997
runtime: over two hours

Directed by : Jean Yves LeCastle
Starring:
Monkia, Nora, Sophie, Eva, Patricia, Nicoleta

Rating: 2.25 Imp's scale (7 out 10 raincoater rating)

Its been a while since I've been to my local adult video store. Armed 
only with some reviews from RAME and a need for some good hardcore action 
I entered the back room.  After a few minutes all I could think was "look 
at all the garbage, guess I'll need to rely on the usual dependable 
sources of quality smut."  Unfortunately all the Ben Dover flicks were 
out, only one Rodney movie, hey look Anabolic.  Jean Yves has a 
really huge dick, anal sex.  Hey it's a renter.

The action starts fast with Monika, a hard-looking blonde with an erobics 
instuctor's figure.  Monika goes from teaching five guys how to stretch 
and excercise to having a three cocks inside her within a matter of 
minutes - Score 150 for enthusiasm. Monika's ass gets a lengthy workout 
in a variety of positions before the usual "attempt at a pop shot" takes 
place.  Amazing how five guys can be present yet after the money shots 
you actually have to pause the tape to see if anything happened - boo.

Nora, a sexy brunette follows.  She finds Yves (not Jean, different Yves) 
hidden in an upright closet.  The sex that follows is actually very hot 
looking, I'm actually starting to get interested again.  The anal sex is 
pretty good too.  If you look, yu can actually see Nora's calf muscles 
quiver as Yves pushes the fat knob on his pecker into her butt.  There is 
a brief lube-job + 3-finger ass-fingering that started out really hot but 
ended way to quickly.

Sophie, an adorable blondes, gets used up pretty good in scene three but 
doesn't look 100% there.  Still, Sophie's butthole dilates pretty well, 
which pleases Yves behind the camera but you see plenty of discomfort as 
guys were poking her anally.  The scene ends with both guys jerking into 
a glass and Sophie drooling some sperm.

Eva, the nice looking blonde in scene four uses a little oral sex to lure 
Yves (again, the other Yves) from his books.  A good blow job and hot sex 
helps keeps his nose (and fingers and weenie) out of them books and in 
sexier places. The sex is shot well and captured from some good camera 
angles.  The anal scene with Yves spooning Eva from the side is scorching 
despite some looks of discomfort.  The scene ends with Eva putting 
glasses on, Yves putting a couple of dallops on them, then her licking 
the lenses.

Patricia, a brunette with some nice hooters takes on a couple of gents in 
the next scene.  The action is typical and unfortunately the trio just 
don't click enough to distract me from doing other things (I ctually
flip over to the news for a couple of moments).

Finally, the last scene of the movie starts with Jean Yves LeCastle and 
Eva and Nicoleta.  This scene starts hot, stays hot and end well.  Where 
was Jean Yves for the rest of the movie?  Jeesh.  This guy needs to be 
on camera not behind it.  Couple of notable spots: Jean Yves fingering 
the butt-holes of the two ladies (one on each side, nice) and Jean Yves 
giving both ladies a thorough anal workout with each lady taking turns 
recieving and cleaning (A2M for you perverts).

As a whole, I remain indifferent towards Assman #2.  It definitely has 
its hot moments but it doesn't live up to the high level of filth and 
scorching eroticism I come to expect and depend upon from 
Anabolic. Surprisingly, the regular sex (i.e. not anal) turned me on the 
most which doesn't bid well for an "ASSMAN" video. Jean Yves needs to 
stay in front of the camera, not behind it.  


Raincoat Roundup:
Cum on glasses, cum on hands with lick, ass to pussy to ass again, ass to  
mouth, gaping buttholes, spitting into gaping buttholes, brief anal lube 
with fingering.


Grouchy Review: 11/16/1997 - Enjoy.