ANAL SECRETS director: Michael Carpenter, 1994 Intropics rating: 3.00 - Debi Diamond (anal), Marc Wallice - Marilyn Martyn (anal), Alex Sanders - Lana Sands (anal), Peter North ; Kitty Yung (masturbation) - Kitty Yung, Lana Sands (dildo-anal) - Kitty Yung (dp), Lana Sands, Marc Wallice, Peter North This is one of those movies where the sex is much hotter than the story. Low quality borders this production but the intensity is high. There's no real (i.e. detailed) storyline here, just a bunch of girls all horny for eachother with Debi Diamond as the woman with all the connections. She speaks to Kitty Yung over the phone and Kitty tells her she'd do just about anything to get into Lana Sands' bed. Debi tells her Lana's biggest turn-on is having another girl watch as a guy fucks her in the ass (by the way, these people have character names but there's no real point getting into it). Debi pays Marc Wallice (Lana's ex-boyfriend? One of?) a visit to see if she can find out more about Lana's tastes. They chat a bit then end up fucking on a staircase. Debi's her usual wanton self, deep-throating Marc's dick with no gag reflex whatsoever. He grabs her head eagerly wanting more and then she strips off her jean shorts (remaining in a red aerobic/bikini-like outfit) and stretches her legs out over the banisters as she reverse- cowgirl's him. He quickly reaches around her chest and pulls on her outfit, tearing it almost in half. Debi rides him faster and they practically slip into the spoon position. We cut next to a mish fuck, Marc ploughing into her as she fingers her asshole. We cut again to a doggie style fuck, Marc taking her anally. A few more pounding minutes then he cums on her face with Debi sticking out her tongue then slurping on the tip of his cock. She smears the cum all over her face, then smears her face all over his leg. She continues to stroke him off, wanting more. Definitely not one of Debi's nastiest or wildest scenes, but she still remains eager enough to put in a sweltering performance. They discuss more about helping Kitty land Lana then Marc brings up a story on how one of his friends (Alex Sanders) tried to get his girlfriend (Marilyn Martyn) to try anal sex. Cut to Alex and Marilyn on a porch with some trees and grass in the background, as well as the faint sound of a chainsaw or lawnmower. Alex starts rubbing her buttcheeks as Marilyn lifts up her flimsy dress. He sticks his middle finger in her ass and she squeals, "Ooh, it's getting hot in there!". He jams it in faster and she bucks back and forth on his finger, eventually sliding out of her dress and going to her knees, sticking his dick in her hungry mouth. She doesn't deep-throat, but still manages to pass a good minute or two servicing him. Marilyn cowgirls Alex and he's got his finger in her ass again. She squeals and writhes and holds onto a wooden plank (part of the porch's railing, they're sitting on a couch by the way) that starts shaking. Cut to a mish-fuck with Alex packing it in, himself reaching for the railing which is still shaky, as well as a stand nearby (in longshot view). Marilyn practically gasps herself into anemia. Just as things seem to be approaching its climax, we cut again to a doggie anal penetration. Nice close-up shots of the action, but it comes to a quick end where Marilyn sucks him off and he cums all over her tongue mostly (she spits it out). Just to comment: some people may think this ending suggests an 'ass-to-mouth' cumshot, but we don't see him pull out of her ass and cum in her mouth, we just 'suddenly' see them that way. Maybe he came too soon when she gave him the blowjob at first, then they filmed the sex a few hours later but I'll just let you decide on that one yourself. Through more set-ups, Kitty finally gets to be with Lana, but instead she impatiently watches as Lana and Peter North (another ex?) do the nasty indoors in a dining room area (so it seems). Lana slowly takes Peter's dick in her mouth and all Kitty has is an ice cube from a drink to cool her down. Lana then bends over a glass table while Peter lightly kisses her cheeks and gently licks her pussy. They do the doggie next and Lana screams her head off. Peter fucks her fast and everything on the table, because Lana's holding on to it, starts to shake (there's a whole lot of shakin' going on in this movie)! We are cut (surprise, surprise) to a spooning fuck on the floor. Kitty watches on, rubbing herself up with all the intensity. Next up (you got it, another 'cut') is a doggie-anal. Peter seems to have trouble getting it in at first and the heat level drops a notch or two. Then Peter gives Lana a gooey facial that could've topped that of Tori Welles in "The Chameleon" but *alas*, most of it dodges her face. Kitty says she's burning up inside and she just has to have Lana right away, so Sands leads her back to her place where a bubble-bath awaits them. Peter calls up Debi and tells her everything went fine. Debi mentions something about a surprise that awaits Kitty (her first DP - but I have no idea if this will REALLY be Kitty Yung's first DP ever, however it is the first and only one I've seen Kitty do so far) and their plan is set (Debi is wearing her red suit and it's in one piece again, so I guess all the dialogue scenes were taped altogether). Both girls arrive at Lana's place and enter the bathroom where Lana slowly fondles Kitty and gently slides her dress off. Lana's very sensual, kissing Kitty's body very delicately and giving her pussy very light strokes with a soft tongue. This definitely makes Kitty purr and she quickly sets Lana down on the edge of the tub and pounces her. She flickers her tongue and makes Lana gasp, but as soon as the heat level rises higher they stop and climb into the tub. The girls lather themselves up then break out some dildos. Lana holds one up beneath Kitty and she sits on it, riding it with a tense expression on her face. Just when she looks about ready to explode, Lana bends over and Kitty takes control, sliding the dildo up and down Lana's buttcrack and eventually penetrating it anally. Kitty goes crazy and wildly fucks Lana, who screams just as loud as when Peter gave it to her. The scene comes to an abrupt end. That's what so frustrating here; at the point of climax we either cut to another position or come to the end of the scene. They really should've put more 'time' (for the duration aspect) into each scene. Lana tells Kitty she's got a nice ass that needs to be serviced by tongues and dildos and just about anything. Then she mentions how she loves a good DP - but not for her, for one of her friends. Kitty doesn't quite catch on, and once they head on out they meet up with Marc and Peter poolside. Lana starts pouring water all over Kitty's hot body and the four of them move to another porch-like area (similar to that from scene 2). The girls start off by blowing the guys, then Kitty cowgirls Marc (hot but short). They do it doggie style next, Peter going for Kitty's mouth with his cock. The guys switch ends then eventually do a DP. Kitty looks as if she's in pain but endures it. Lana goes around them and looks closely at the DP action. Before you know it, the guys plaster Kitty's chest with plumes of cum. Lana admits that the whole thing was set-up to catch Kitty in DP-action. Kitty admits that she hooked up with Lana because she wanted to be able to try a DP (with her's and Debi's connections) and she tells Lana, "It's just like taking candy from a baby" (then winks at the camera). The movie ends with a shot (that lasts a minute or so) of Lana tonguing Peter's asshole (??). This movie could've used more of Debi's sexual appetite and should have had lengthier scenes. What we end up with is still very hot and that's why I'm recommending this tape for those who don't care about who's in a movie and just want to see people have blistering sex. Like I mentioned before, it's very frustrating having all these 'cuts' that build up the heat then chop it down. As for the box cover for this one, you may not take interest in a dull shot of Kitty, who doesn't look her prettiest, but you may want to re-think that just because you don't like what you see on the outside doesn't mean you won't like what you'll see on the inside. [email protected]