Date sent: Sat, 15 Mar 1997 00:50:27 -0500 (EST) From: Joey Markham ([email protected]) Subject: REVIEW: "Anal Centerfold" ANAL CENTERFOLD director: Rex Borsky. Rosebud, 1995. cast: J.R. Carrington, Bunny Bleu, Nici Sterling, Tera Heart, La Tigra, Brittany O'Connell, Monique DeMoan, Jon Dough, Tom Byron, Marc Wallice. running time: 78 minutes. sex scenes: - J.R. Carrington (anal), Jon Dough ; Bunny Bleu, Marc Wallice - Nici Sterling (squirt, anal), Brittany O'Connell, Jon Dough - Monique DeMoan (anal), Marc Wallice - Tera Heart (anal), La Tigra (anal), Jon Dough, Tom Byron The movie opens up on two couples: J.R. Carrington and Jon Dough, and Bunny Bleu with Marc Wallice. They're on a couch in a place that looks like a storage room or something (a storage room with old belongings placed everywhere to give it a homely look). Both women have on some lingerie and never become completely naked. J.R. even starts off wearing a blindfold.. different but not kinky in the least. Once Jon starts fingering her pussy he places a hand over her mouth but doesn't get aggressive with her. She even laughs with her mouth covered and nothing nasty happens. Enough of the blindfold, it comes off and J.R. starts going down on Jon (who seems to have to spend a bit of time stroking himself to get hard, having her suck his balls in the meantime). Meanwhile, Bunny's already servicing Marc with her mouth. Both couples get into the sex, but J.R.'s the only one who does anal (in the missionary position). Bunny's a little annoying here because she constantly has a wide-eyed, wide-mouthed look of incredible intensity even as Marc just goes in and out at the speed of a turtle - and once she's in the reverse-cowgirl position, her big swollen boobs hang down as if they're about to tear at the seams and plummet like two anchors). I don't know what possessed Bunny to transform herself into this frightening mess from the cute little blonde she originally was, but maybe her last name should be changed from Bleu to Bleah. J.R. seems to be having more fun with Jon but her body looks a little out of shape here. Nonetheless, this is a Rosebud anal video and J.R. delivers the goods, taking her anal pounding with ease. For the closer, Bunny gets a facial/chest shot and Jon pulls out to shoot all over J.R.'s ass, even sticking it back in to give it to her some more (and if you look closely, a little fecal matter drips out of her hole). The second scene opens up with Jon sitting down and stroking himself as busty (post-boobjob) gals Nici Sterling and Brittany O'Connell stand before him and gently rub themselves to further entice him to get hard. Once their dresses come off (but, of course, their heels remain on), Brittany's the first to have her mouth filled with manmeat. Nici gets a taste minutes later then Brittany rides him cowgirl style. Nice, but hotter once it's Nici's turn (with Britt reaching around and fingering her Brit friend anally). Then both girls take it doggy style. Nici eventually lets out a hefty load of snatch sauce but the shot is somewhat distracted with a ceiling light that curiously pries itself into view (you may want to rewind one or two times to catch this quick downpour.) Jon then pries open Nici's backdoor with his cock and works a few minutes inside there (with some choice close-ups of the action) before pulling out and spraying his load in Brittany's mouth. She very briefly tongues his head, remaining open-mouthed to have her face showered with cum, and counts as a very mild ass-to-mouth sequence. Scene three opens up with Monique DeMoan standing in a room, unsure of her whereabouts. Marc enters and asks, "Excuse me. Are you lost?" She replies, "Yes. Where am I?" Then he approaches her and says, "Well.. let me show you. There's only one way out.." and gets real close to her (thus concluding one of the worst segues into a sex scene I have ever witnessed!) Monique is a young, tall brunette with a mane of stringy dark hair and perfect medium natural breasts. She looks like a model straight from Paris, but speaks like a perfectly english American. They do the usual warm-ups (pussy licking, blowjob) before doing it doggy style for the whole scene. Marc has trouble keeping it in half the time and that gets quite annoying. Monique only expresses herself vocally towards the end of the scene and when she drops to her knees to catch his load on her chest, she gets a look of sexual starvation on her face as if she craves plumes and plumes of cum to drench her completely. Her anal poke isn't anything to write home about but at least it was highlighted by a good close-up of the action. The fourth and final scene opens up on the same homely-type setting of a couch in a room full of knickknacks and other belongings (probably another part of the same room used in the first scene.) Busty brunette Tera Heart is hard at work giving head to Tom Byron (which she does quite well!) while beside them, La Tigra and Jon get awfully friendly themselves. La Tigra is a short-haired raven-like beauty who has an Italian/Spanish look to her but I'm not completely certain of her true background. She's natural chested and enthusiastic enough. Tera has sag marks around her fake torpedos (as witnessed in her doggy with Jon) but her attitude is sweltering and her anal is blistering - just watching her climax while having her ass plugged proves how hot and nasty this gal can really get while in the heat of things. She does get her male partners to slip on a condom for penetration however, but La Tigra takes it raw both vaginally and anally. Both girls get a taste of both guys and Tera seems to be more comfortable with Tom than with Jon. La Tigra's game with anyone and looks right at home with a cock stuffed inside any of her tight orifices. Tera gets her chest sprayed by 3-4 Byron blasts while Jon cums down the crack of La Tigra's ass which she smears on her pussy. The hottest scene of the tape, unfortunately there are some lukewarm moments that don't bring constant, climactic heatwaves even with such well shot sex. Watching this tape from start to finish, you'll find bits of blistering heat just moments at a time so keep that remote handy. Tera, Nici, and La Tigra are the girls to watch out for while J.R. and Brittany prove they aren't slouches either but have done much better work. Not one of Borsky's best vids by any means, you'll probably be disappointed that it doesn't quite deliver a constant flow of torridity all the way through but it does serve up the anal, as well as good close-ups of penetration (with the occasional 3-D effect thanks to the fish-eye lens), so Rosebud fanatics will probably find some interesting parts about this tape but won't walk away surprised or fascinated (except maybe for the rarity of the squirt, curtesy of British import Nici Sterling, which I'm surprised Borsky didn't place too much focus or attention on - maybe he didn't even realize it occured!) Joey Markham [email protected]