Max Hardcore's Anal Auditions #1

To:               [email protected]
From:             (Scribbler)
Subject:          REVIEW: Hardcore Anal Auditions 1
Date sent:        12 Oct 1996 19:54:33 GMT
Organization:     Intercosmic Cabal Project

Max Hardcore's Anal Auditions 1, Max Hardcore


I know how this movie *should* have started.  ... Scene opens with 
Max, still in bathrobe, sitting with his first cup of coffee at 
the kitchen table.

Max:  "... Let's see; Monday is 'Casting call', Tuesday is 'Hitchhiker'; 
       Wednsday is 'Schoolgirls'-- today is Thursday, so it must be the 
       new  series; 'Anal Auditions.' ...  gotta conserve my strength
       for tomorrow, when I've got Xena the Warrior Princess lined up
       for a dp with Mark Davis... "

You get the idea.  Three scenes; 72 minutes; no heat.  This this tape has
an 18-year-old; a 22-year-old; and a 32-year-old who's a Hell of a good
sport.  Each scene features Max getting moderately intense; three or four
standard positions including splay-missionary, doggie and RAC (no
up-and-over here); some hole stretching, some good close-ups; a d+d dp; a
few tunnel shots, and a facial.  The girls hold still while Max flails
away. 

Uninspired but still a rentable second choice.  Rent it for the scene with
Courtney, a pretty, slim blonde dancer with scandanavian cheekbones and
smokey eyes, who sports quite a clit. 

* * * * * * * *

SCENE ONE:  Tasha, a slim young lite-brunette, outdoors in a sheltered 
park setting.  She holds positions passively while Max does most of what 
he's famous for.  Tasha is presentable-to-pretty and the camera captures 
her well, but something doesn't translate to tape here-- maybe it was
her lack of responsiveness.  This is an average scene in spite of the 
dildo, the RAC and the doggie close-up. 

SCENE TWO:  Courtney on the pool table.  This is the same 'Courtney' 
who appears in Hitchhiker 17 or 18.  This is a better scene, but we 
don't the close look at Courtney's clit that we do in the HH loop.  

Courtney's a slim, fresh-looking died-blonde with a sensual mouth,
dancers' tits, slim legs, a tenor voice, and strong legs. She looks a
little older here, and carries herself with the matter-of- fact poise of
an experienced stripper. They go through the motions with the same
deliberate chemistry of two people hanging drywall in a new apartment
house. 

We get some good close-ups; some brief tunnel and poke shots (Max calls it
'stove-piping' at one point) and a long splay missionary anal.  The camera
has some trouble finding good positions because it's hard to shoot around
a pool table.  --- surprisingly, Max forgets to give us a good, long,
close look at her erect one-inch clitoris. This is still a fine scene. 

SCENE THREE:  Alexandria is a 32-year-old dusty brunette cocktail waitress
who's game for anything-- unfortunately, Max isn't. 

Alexandria is not quite cute but expressive, and with a tight curvy waist
and ass.  She starts out awkward, but warms up and actually turns in the
best performance on the tape-- but Max didn't notice.  Too bad.  I think
this is the scene where Max uses a clear plastic neon-lighted gyn exam
quacker to while performing the d+d dp.  We get standard couch stuff
ending in a 3 squirt facial. 


BOTTOM LINE:  Max does better here than he did in a dozen tapes he 
made earlier this year, and the camera work is pretty good--  but 
this still isn't up to the heat of his average tapes from two or 
three years ago, and this compromises every performance here.  
This is a bad tape for tits, but a good tape for clit lovers.