Anal Asspirations

Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies
Subject: Review: Anal Asspirations (UPDATED)
From: [email protected] (Sleepless in Seattle)
Date: Sun, 28 Jan 1996 13:02:35 UTC


Once again I have been aided by ASM readers in correctly identifying the
ladies in this film. Except for adding their names this review is the same
as the previous posting. 

Prolog Having recently seen some good work by Vixxxen I decided to
try one of her flicks today. Actually, I was looking for a
particular film and couldn't find it so I settled for this. I
figured with Vixxxen and Debi Diamond in it,  it couldn't be that
bad. I was wrong. 

-  Anal Asspirations - Las Vegas Entertainment - 1993 C. Everett
Smythe Director - 1 hour 13 minutes , about 1 hour too long IMHO

Starring - Vixxxen, Traci Prince, Debi Diamond, Devon Shire, and
Introducing Kim Chambers 

Guys - Steve Drake, Alex Sanders, Dick Nasty

Plot - Not much at all. Jimmy (Dick Nasty) and his wife Joanne
(Vixxxen) fuck their way to the top of the company. Mostly a sort
of rationale for taking the scenes in a particular order.

Scene list 
Vixxxen, Traci Prince (?) - Dick Nasty
Kimberly Chambers - Dick Nasty, Alex Sanders
Debi Diamond - Vixxxen
Devon Shire -Steve Drake 

Rating for those who can't wait: .75 For the last scene only

This movie has to be the bottom three of the movies I've viewed in
the past year. Dick Nasty was pathetic. He had trouble getting wood
and when he did the girls had trouble finding it. He seemed to have a
thing for kissing the girls after he came in their mouth.  Unusual in
my experience with American porn. I think he or another Englishman
may have directed this film from the weak stage name used by the
director and the inexperience evident throughout. In any case here
are the few notes I took about the scenes. 

Dick and Vixxxen invite a thin fair looking redhead (Traci Prince?)
over to get her into a compromising situation. She sits while these
two start on her. Her implants look real weird, rectangular
actually, from a top view. The camera angles are bad here and 
throughout the film. The girls then try to get Dick's dick hard. It
is work. There are plenty of long shots of him to fill the time in
while they work on him. Vixxxen, sucking so hard I thought his hair
would disappear down through the top of his head, finally gets him
hard. Dick and the redhead work on Vixxxen and she does everything
she can to generate heat in a losing cause. There's some straight
fucking with the girls mouthing fucking him after every few strokes
in a pussy. A doggy and some 69 that isn't. he eventually pops on
their faces. Well mostly on the redhead who closes her mouth when
she sees it coming. Vixxxen tries to heat it up by making a deal out
of his spunk but can't carry both of them and the director. 

Next Dick and Alex share Kimberly Chambers. She's a dishwater
blonde with big natural tits and a shaved box. he figure is
"classical", not the slender waif we see most of the time.  This
lady is filled out. Not fat but without a  definitive waist. She
has a huge tattoo on her left buttock. Anyway the guys work on her
tits a lot which is pleasing for a change. She sucks the guys while
getting eaten.  The guys swap around a bit and eventually she gets
analed by Alex. No entry shot and obviously done separately from
the original shoot. They loop a lot but can't convince me it's the
done at the same time. Alex pops on her butt and she uses  her
muscles to squeeze the cum out from between her buttocks. We cut to
Dick cumming in her mouth. She lets it run out so we'll know he
came at all. 

Debi and Vixxxen do a girl/girl and even these two can't generate
heat for this dorky director. He ought to be shot wasting talented
ladies like this. A dildo and a strap on get used here. They suck
the damned strap-on; why? Debi does her usual stuff and Vixxxen
likes working with her but it's not a  good scene. Except for a RC
by Vixxxen showing off her body. 

Finally at about one hour into the film, we get some heat with Ms
Devon Shire. She's the best thing in this movie and I'd like to see
her again. She has potential and with a good director and cameraman
she could be worth seeing. The lady in question is a typical
"English rose."  She has the white skinned, porceline looking
complexion typical of the sun-deprived British, with sharply
contrasting dark hair. There are two small moles (beauty marks I
should maybe say) on the inside of her right thigh and a larger one
on her left buttock I believe. Her tits are lovely and natural. The
scene starts out like a real couple having sex.  Some foreplay and
a lot of attention by Steve Drake to her sweet natural breasts.
Maybe he just liked getting the real thing for a change. Anyway,
she applies good suction to him and gets him real hard. She mounts
him cowgirl and we get a shot of her from the rear real close (for
too long) but no good frontal body shot. The cowgirl turns into one
of the most convincing but not particularly visually stimulating,
sex scenes I've seen. I believe she really got into the sex,
forgetting the  camera, director et. al. and just got laid. Steve
gets into it to at one time hugging her really close like couples
do when they are into it. Steve then, I believe, realizes where he
is and rolls her into a missionary then a crucifix before lowering
her leg so we can see her body as she lay on her side facing the
camera. He whispers in her ear then she asks for it in her ass. 
After a few strokes in the puss, he tries to enter her ass.  The
camera is in a really good spot to watch the entry and her asshole
looks really tiny. He tries to shove his dick in and can't get in;
he pops out. So he uses his finger on the butthole a little then
tries the entry again. She squeals a little as he eventually goes
in up to the hilt and she starts working on her clit hard as he
strokes. I think that, again, they shot the anal afterwards as the
looping doesn't reflect her in the correct position to get her ass
filled, and he is moving too fast for an ass as tight as hers. The
popshot is a pull from a vaginal doggy to a blow job and he comes
in her mouth as she really sucks him hard to finish. This lady
looked very inexperienced in film-making. Her positioning was not
good, she didn't play the camera very well and she was coached
frequently from the sidelines. However, I enjoyed this intimate sort
of scene as opposed to pure raunch. I also enjoyed a realistic
entry attempt during an anal. You simply don't fall directly into
an ass as you may into a pussy. They are not built the same. 

Except for the last scene, the movie sucks harder than all the
ladies put together. The camera work is bad, the sound
frequently blanks out to hide direction from the sidelines, the
direction sucked and Dick Nasty is a waste of time. He should go
back to England and get a job. The lighting is okay, the video
quality is good and the ladies have an 80% silly-cone free ratio (4
to 1). As I said a rating of 0.75 on the Imperial scale just for
the last scene and lack of silly-cone. Rent this if you have a
desire to punish yourself. Of course YMMV. 



Repeat of personal preferences and disclaimer follow. 

FYI. This is where I come from. If you have not read this at least
once do so. I am a leg and ass man. I like nice, natural breasts,
but large ones are not essential and if they are not pleasing to look
at a distraction. I like enthusiastic,  smiling ladies who are
treated decently by the men. The ladies need not be beautiful but
they must be pleasing to look at and enjoy their work. The most
beautiful woman who scowls or looks as though she could be having as
much fun reading plumbers weekly,  is a waste of time. I follows the
Imperator's lead with regard to honesty in packaging, cast lists, and
the need to treat the customer with respect. I always try to take the
movies for what they are rather than what they pretend to be.  I
use the Imperial Scale for Rating. It is posted in the Imperator's
reviews and I will not reproduce it here. My review should be
taken with these things in mind.

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