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From: Patrick Riley <[email protected]>
Subject: REVIEW: LATIN EYE CANDY
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Date: Wed, 02 Apr 2003 03:29:25 EDT

LATIN EYE CANDY
2002--Simon Wolf Product.
Producer/Director: Tom Stone
Featuring: Fabiana, Sandy, Ariel, Lana, Carol, Sandy Beach, Crystal Knight, Roge, Carlos, Sandro Da Rosa, Kid Jamaica, Leonardo, Sam Strong

Everything Stone makes seems to come out the same, only the cast changes. This could be one of the volumes of {Pick Up Lines} or {Peeping Tom} or {My Baby Got Back} or any of the others. The action is clinical, dialog-free, and takes place in a mansion (for the Brazilian ones) overlooking the Atlantic near Rio. No story and only the barest of set-ups. At least in this one we have sounds of sex but we also have lots of looping and some poor too-tight camerawork. However the big advantage is that we have some of the most gorgeous creatures to grace the porno screen and for that eye candy factor it's worth a rental.

The ending scene with Crystal and Sam is taken from {Pick Up Lines #17} (1996) a fact that Stone discloses in the movie and while the rest could be compilations too, I don't think so. For one I've never seen them before, and for another, if he's willing to disclose the origin of the Crystal scene why wouldn't he be willing to tell us about the others? However based on the date of the girls' appearances in the {PUL} tapes they may be a couple of years old.

Fabiana is achingly gorgeous and has medium tits, a tight waist, and a lithe hard body and can be seen in {PUL #64} (2001). She presses her body against a glass wall while Carlos touches the glass at appropriate points and then they're together and he's fondling her real body and kissing her which progresses to a screw.

I don't believe that Sandy is the one from {PUL #50}; this one has long straight black hair with reddish overtones, pretty face, good teeth, small tits, tight waist, trimmed pussy, lovely little butt, and a petite body. She watches two guys play soccer (they kick around a ball) and after a while they notice her and grab her (no rape; she's very willing) and share her with no anals. There's some kissing and body fondling but the three way makes emotional content impossible.

A guy with lots of tattoos approaches Ariel at the beach and literally picks her up and swings her around. Realizing that this could have led to emotional involvement, Stone immediately cuts to her lying on a pool chair at the usual mansion and masturbating while the guy looks on. He joins her and they screw including a painful anal. The action moves around a bit giving us some variety. Ariel has a passable/pretty face (very nice smile; not so good when not smiling), medium tits, trimmed pussy, and a petite body.

Lana and Carol wander into the pool area and (I suppose) think this is a great place to do a g/g. Lana is the aggressor and Carol gives the impression that she's new to all this but after a while they notice the Kid watching from afar so instead of calling the cops they invite him in for a three way with no anals. The action moves around ending up in the bedroom or at least on a bed near the pool (doesn't everyone?). Lana is another in the achingly gorgeous category with small tits, tight waist, lovely little butt, and a petite body; you can see her in {PUL #64} too. Carol has short dark brown hair with steaks of blonde, passable/pretty face, medium tits, tight waist, and a petite body; I don't think I've seen her before.

Sandy Beach has long straight blonde hair with a fringe (looks like a wig), striking blue eyes (looks like contacts), marginal face, medium/large tits, and a getting-thick body. She models some chains (bondage type) for a still photographer which of course leads to a screw including a painful anal.

Finally we have the bonus scene from {PUL #17} which consists of Sam waxing his Harley when Crystal turns up and attempts to divert attention to herself. She succeeds and they screw including an anal around the Harley and on a convenient tarp on the grass. Crystal is post partum and has her cantaloupes but the rest of her body is still good though and one other advantage is that it ends in fountain-type cum shot from him on his back. Still in the direction of her face but not splattering it.

Except the last all scenes end in guppy-mouthed facials. Also except the last all scenes use condoms. Date of production: 12/8/02.

Patrick Riley

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