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Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Subject: REVIEW: Barely Legal # 30
From: Voyager <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 03:21:35 EDT
Barely Legal # 30
Da Girls: Cameron, Liz, Allison, Ann, Pantera
Da Guys: Only apparent pro was Mark Ashley, one unknown, and 3
S.O.'s, who believe it or not, were able to keep an erection and
quench their G.F's with their DNA.
Boxcover Eyecandy:
http://jadedvideo.com/yz_result.asp?PRODUCT_ID=72035
Rating 3.5 out of 4.0
A little better than the more recent offerings from Clive at Barely
Legal. As usual above average videography and sound.
Cameron, Liz, Ann and Pantera are very cute with Allison being the
only fodder girl (she did anal in her scene). Pretty much formula sex
scenes, suck, eat girl, then mish, RC/cowgirl/doggie, then pop.
I suspect 3 of the girl's were paired with their respective S.O's.
Ann and Pantera pee'd, with Ann doing a pretty good soaking on a tile
floor.
Scene 1:
Cameron in an extremely roomy jail cell does the guard (if you've
watched porn for at least 1 week, you know what the drill is here).
She is looking very fetching in this scene, attributable to the makeup
artist working on the set. Fairly decent sex scene, and she did not
seem to be in "pain" as in a number of her scenes with parolee's.
Actually, the best scene I've seen her in where she appears to be
really enjoying herself is a g/g scene in Hot Showers #6
(I want to be reincarnated as a lipstick lesbian,
but I digress....)
http://jadedvideo.com/yz_result.asp?PRODUCT_ID=69793
She took a fairly copious facial, though as in most of the scenes
Clive does, the guy shoots side saddle to the girl's face and not all
hits it mark. I know if I were ever lucky enough to have a willing
barely legal beg for me to shoot on her face, side saddle would not be
my trajectory. In war, its like a warning shot over the bow of ship,
how lame.
Scene 2:
Liz is an absolute cutie in this scene. If this is her S.O. this guy
had better worship the earth she treads upon, because he sure ain't a
looker. She is the boxcover girl, and she looks far better in her
scene, than the boxcover. Breasts are a bit fuller than Cameron's and
there is no sign of whelping. Fairly decent cuntal structure to this
girl with a possible 20-25% Cortknee. S.O. knew where her button was
as well, which probably nixes him from future porn roles.
Scene 3:
Allison is a rather plain looking dark red head, picked up in Beverly
Hills by resident Mark Ashley (it could happen!). The scene's setup
was too unbelievable, the girl asking for a bathing suit, Mark
explains to her he is a bachelor and doesn't have a bathing suit and
he recommends she swims nekked. Of course she has no problem with
this, after meeting the guy for all of 2 minutes. There should be a
law in porn, that natural blondes and redheads should not be allowed
to clear-cut their pubes. She did the only anal in the video.
Scene 4:
Uber cute and youngish looking Ann and her S.O. (actually someone a
girl of her stature could snare) do a very good scene. Lots of
cuddling/kissing and I like how she splayed her nubile body over the
feather bedding.
Pat, once you see her lil tight behind you may be speaking in tongues
for a few hours. She is the girl who has major real estate on the back
boxcover, and once again, as with Liz, she looks 100% better in the
video than the retard at Hustler who took the stills for the boxcover.
She has the hairiest cuntal of any girl outside of Rodney Moore's
Hairy Girls series. Some nyce cuntal lips, obscured by the hair and
she may have a 35% Cortknee, which her S.O. paid much attention to
(again, such actions will get him blacklisted!).
Scene 5:
Roooski student Pantera and S.O. Maverick, playing the dean of private
school, who calls Pantera to the carpet for pee'ing on the school's
sidewalk in front of his office window. (I hope Hustler pays their
creative staff well for the effort they put forth in the scene's
scenarios!).
Pantera has a near perfect body (don't know what the reddish lump is
by her pubes), though she does have a near clam-shell cuntal.
However, watching her ride her S.O. for an extended cowgirl session, I
began to speak in tongues. Then with her roooski cute accent she
thanks the dean for cumming on her face.....
Aahhh, the innocence of youth.....
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