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Subject: REVIEW: GIRLVERT
From: Patrick Riley <[email protected]>
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Date: Wed, 11 Sep 2002 14:52:21 EDT

GIRLVERT
2002--JM Productions
Producer/Director: Jim Powers
Featuring: Keegan Skyy, Gabriella Banks, Alice, Sin Nye, Rick Masters, Mr. Pete, Mark Cummings, Chris Charming, Pat Myne

I might get upset about this movie if the girls were even slightly attractive but they're all repulsive. Needless to say, normal people won't find anything worth watching here.

Keegan with blue hair and dressed as I don't know what...a goth chick, a rock groupie, something like that...is the title female pervert who lures unsuspecting woof-woof's back to her place and degrades them with the help of the low-life parolees listed above. The girls are verbally abused--"Choke, you fucking bitch"--spat on, analed and/or DP-ed, jerked off on, and made to suffer the pain of a blow-up ass plug.

This latter instrument consists of a butt plug attached to a squeeze bulb and is inserted into the girl's anus. Then Keegan pumps it up so that internally it turns into a small basketball (say six inches in diameter). Fat and ugly Gabriella can't take much and just pulls it out; fat and ugly Alice (Eurowhore with large tits) takes 14 puffs before she begs off and Keegan pulls out the still-inflated huge bulb; and ugly and fat Oriental Sin Nye takes 18 puffs before she too is overcome by pain. It's amazing that none of the girls shat themselves as it was withdrawn. Everyone's favorite janitor Myne actually licks it after it comes out of Sin's rectum. Come to think of it, raincoaters who love bukkakes and similar will probably be enthralled with the movie.

There's quite a bit of pirate camerawork as Keegan wanders around the streets of LosA presumably looking for victims and a significant amount of dialog as she persuades them to open their assholes. Alice is slightly different in that she's auditioning for a role as a porn whore with JM. In all the scenes Keegan participates to some small degree and provides some oral and uses a strap-on on the girl but only in the last scene is she screwed.

Sexwise: Rick and Pete share Gabriella including a DP; Mark screws Alice including an anal (DP if you consider Keegan's strap-on); Chris and Myne share Sin including an anal but no DP and no cum shot from Myne; and Myne anals Keegan. All scenes end in facials or in-mouth cum shots. No condoms were used.

Dates of production: 5/21/02, 5/20/02.

Patrick Riley

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