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Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica As a fan of Shane's World since the early days, I've watched with disappointment as the series has slid downhill since Shane herself retired. The series hit rock-bottom with Shane's World 27 ("Girls On Top"), and the frat boys in Shane's World 29 ("Frat Row") must be the lamest -- and limpest -- group of college guys in America. But when New Sensations took over the series, someone must have found a bottle of the old magic on a back shelf somewhere and decided to uncork it! Shane's World 30 ("Keepin' It Real") just rocks. It takes the series right back to the glory days of the teen-numbered volumes, when we would follow the girls' adventures as they flew lucky fan picks in to join them for lots of fun and hot, hot sex! At the beginning of the video, we learn the main theme for this volume: two fans have been picked from applications submitted via the Shane's World web site to win blind dates with Calli Cox and Brittney Skye. In a twist reminiscent of vol. 18's "wish upon a porn star" segment (where the often-imitated-never-duplicated Sky Lopez gives lucky fan Nick a surprise visit for his 18th birthday, IMHO one of the best Shane's World fantasies ever depicted), Brittney's blind date is a 24-year-old virgin who is going to be deflowered on video. But first, Brittney pays a visit to the house of new Shane's World resident stud Tony Pounds. Tony doesn't answer the door, so Brittney lets herself in. Once inside, she discovers why Tony ignored her knocking: he is getting busy with Gia in the bedroom. Of course, Brittney quickly joins in the fun, and the ladies play with each other while also keeping Tony entertained. General enthusiasm level remains high throughout, and the scene ends with Tony pulling out of Gia's pussy to squirt his load across Brittney's chest. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Calli is calling on her blind date, fan-pick Tex, who wins the booby prize for least original nom-de-porn. Tex is a tall, well-built, 24-year-old student at Texas Tech, who also claims to be a regular participant on the Shane's World web site, whatever that means. Tex shows Calli around town and quickly charms her with his outgoing Texan personality. When they get around to screwing, they proceed to give us one of the hottest sex scenes ever depicted in the Shane's World series (or anywhere else in recent porn), definitely up there with the famous Charlie/Dante candle-wax scene in Shane's World 16. Toward the end, Calli squirts so much for so long that she has to beg Tex for a break! (Think of the Taren/Hakkan scene at the beginning of American Tushy.) When Tex finally lets up, Calli rewards him by sucking and jacking a nice load out of his Texas-sized cock. In the interview later, Tex claims that they stayed up all night getting to know each other even better, and that he got drained in more ways than one. I hope they got it on tape... Whew. After that scene, we need an intermission, so we get to see Nakita Denise give us a tour of her house. This is interesting for all of about ten seconds, after which I found myself reaching for the fast-forward button. I guess they were trying to answer the question, how do porn stars live, and the answer is, pretty much just like everyone else. After showing us her leopard-print bedspread, Nakita does eventually bring in one of her boyfriends, Nikko, who has that early 1970's pseudo-Jesus look going on, with the goatee and the shoulder-length hair. They screw as only friends can, with Nikko giving Nakita a facial in the mouth and on the tongue. Next up is Brittney's blind date, Rock D. This guy is a direct opposite to Tex, shorter, pudgier, and a lot more nervous. But hey, if I was a 24-year-old virgin who knew I was about to lose my cherry for all the world to see, I would be pretty nervous too. The nervousness doesn't hinder his excitement when Brittney wraps her lips around his cock, though, because he shoots his first load in five seconds flat, and 24 years of pent-up cum make it a gusher. (Brittney even compliments him on it. Aww...) Luckily, she gets him hard as his name again, and they screw in a couple of positions, ending with her climbing off his cock in time to see his second load shoot into the air. (In the interview afterwards, he claims to have cum three times, but we never see the third.) But wait, there's more. In what appears to be a mock TV interview, we get to meet supposed real-life couple Ryan Meadows and professional skateboarder (and midget) Little Romeo. After explaining the difference between a midget and a dwarf, Little Romeo claims that his short stature actually gets him a lot of pussy. Just to emphasize that she is cool with their open relationship, Ryan then claims that she gets lots of pussy, too! (Which she shares with her man, of course. Sometimes.) Into the bedroom, where we see Little Romeo demonstrate his favorite position, a doggie-style where she kneels down but he, due to his height, gets to stand up. They screw in a missionary position, too, and just as Ryan is cumming, Little Romeo pulls out and gives her a facial. (In the interview, they claim that simultaneous orgasms are the hallmark of their sex life.) Finally, in what appears to be a teaser ad for the Shane's World web site, we get to see a segment entitled "the adventures of Chris." This last scene involves a skinny white boy with a pierced tongue named Chris interviewing and screwing a black girl with big tits named Ayana Angel. Chris films the entire scene in point-of-view, and it's not bad as far as POV scenes go, but they really aren't my favorite. After getting some head, and eating some pussy (which must not have been easy for him to film), he screws her doggie style, then missionary, finally placing a reasonable load across her big tits. I'm guessing that Chris is the same guy from Shane's World 28 ("Devil's Punchbowl"), but I'm not sure about that. In any case, if you want more of his stuff, shanesworld.com will sell it to you for the low low price of $19.95 per month. This video clocks in at over two and a half hours, and the sex-to-screwing-around ratio is higher than usual for a Shane's World video, so this is one I can actually see myself buying. I rented it on VHS, and don't know if the DVD has any extras, but even if not, this is a pretty full tape. Good job, Shane's World -- now follow through!
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