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Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica Virtual Sex with Chloe Jones Starring: Chloe Jones (duh) and stunt dick Running Time: Varies Studio: Digital Playground
Details: Another chapter in DP's long line of Virtual Sex titles. For reasons I don't quite understand, I often cast a glance at the latest VS titles from DP. Most of their titles are rather predicatable and suffer from scenes that are too short. (Actually I do understand -- it is a showcase for the performer and there's a slight chance you might get a glimpse of the performer actually having some sort of sexual encounter, not just going thru the motions. So far, the winner of the VS series, IMHO, is Nikki Tyler.) The sex acts are broken up into "foreplay" and "sex" with "foreplay" having Oral or Digital or Dildo stimulation and sex having Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl and Reverse Cowgirl. Each position can have either an "innocent" or a "nasty" feel to it. Doing the math, that's a "lot" of scenes to shoot 7 positions, 2 ways. Add to that each of the sex angle gets a (usually fake) cumshot and we're up to 18 scenes. (The cumshots are all done neutrally -- neither innocent nor nasty) The downside is each of these scene lasts about a minute and 15 seconds. So we have maybe 30 minutes of video on the DVD -- not counting the filler -- a strip tease or hearing an "erotic" story -- a tremendous waste of resources (to bastardize an Imperial phrase). (Sure, there's a second angle, so what does that make -- 60 minutes of video?) With so much space a DVD has to offer, can't we have THREE minutes of a position? Is that too much to ask? Anyway, to get to the subject at hand: Chloe Jones. I have no idea who this girl is. She supposedly is some sort of Texas model who made the big leap into XXX. I was introduced to the series via the binary groups. They had a clip of of getting fingered and spouting a nice bit of drawly nasty talk -- so I figured I check out the rest of the disc. Not really worth it. The dirty talk was there but in context it ended up being more lethargic -- not quite as bad asreadingit off a cue card, but close. Her bra stayed on the whole time and the oral cumshot was not oral at all, but "cum on my titties!" (I also find the use of the word "titties" to be rather silly and mood-wrecking -- "tits" is fine, no use cutesy-ing it up by adding the "-ies" suffix.) The camera angles when she looked into the camera were like looking into a mannequin -- not a lot of life behind the eyes; just going thru the motions. Overall, a disappointing entry in the series. On the Imperial Scale: 2.00. ("Between 2 and 2.50, rent only if you are an ardent fan of the particular star/genre featured") and in this cae, I'd stress ardent.
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