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The Attic STARRING: Veronica Caine, Lea DeMae, Kelsey Heart, Daniella Rush and Brittany Starr The pornoworld's David Lynch checks in with his latest masterwork, "The Attic." Thomas Zupko, if you've not seen his films, isn't quite right in the head. Although the sex in his flicks usually is dead on, the "plot" connecting them is sometimes thought provoking, sometimes disturbing, but most often than not it's just downright weird. I know we're in for some trouble when Zupko puts a disclaimer at the beginning of the DVD, telling us that this DVD isn't an attack against America, but rather proof that the First Amendment makes us stronger, and only in America could this type of movie be made. Intercept between the sex scenes is blonde Veronica Canine. She's jabbering out the constitution, I think, and there's a dude in black face dancing around. The audio doesn't seem to work during these scenes, so I have no clue what's going on. In the first scene, a disabled veteran in an attic (hence the name of the flick) and three dudes painted red, white, and blue drag in a chick wearing an Indian headdress, then force her to suck their cocks while one of the others fingers her puss. Veronica is a decent looking blonde chick with a nice body. She's got a chain around her neck and is trying to keep sucking cock while the guys finger her snatch, spit in her mouth and smack her face. While working over her box, their makeup starts to rub off on her. A dude slides his cock up her puss in mish (no condoms are used) while she sucks off another dude. The guys all take turns pumping her box and getting their cocks sucked. After a while, they slide their cocks up her ass (still in mish). They fuck her ass in doggy as the other two force her to suck on their toes. One guy pumps his load on her face, then they continue fucking her in standing doggy and reverse cowgirl. Finally, they dump loads on her face while she's holding American flags in her mouth. This was a decent scene - to be honest, though, it was hard to be excited about the scene due to the cramped quarters. The cameraman couldn't get a good shot (although I think he did his best). That notwithstanding, the sex was good and the chick was a slut. I liked it. The next scene brings us the always-sexy Kelsey Heart. She, too, is wearing an Indian headdress. Still in the attic, there are two drunken Union soldiers trying to get her to drink their firewater. Kelsey is a great looking brunette with a fantastic body, exceptional c-cup tits and a sweet ass. Soon, she's sucking one guy's pole while the other plays with her twat.
>From there, the guys switch positions and one stuffs his cock up her box in The supercute Lea DeMae is in the next scene. She's got blonde hair, a fantastic face and tight body. She's supposed to be some immigrant woman with her hair wrapped in a kerchief. She's clutching a picture of the Statue of Liberty when two cops come to hassle her. They pull up her dress, revealing her exceptional tits and bald cunt. Soon, she's got one dude up her pussy in mish while the other one gets his cock sucked. My day is made when dude slides his pole right from her pussy up her ass. The guys switch positions, then she rides one in reverse cowgirl while blowing the other. She takes some cock up her ass in cowgirl (this shows off her sweet butt perfectly), then in doggy. In the end, both dude cum on hr face. Daniella Rush (a very hot, European brunette with an amazing body) is playing a Japanese woman. I think she's supposed to be one of those chicks from the interment camps during World War II, but the soldier who is messing around with her has more of a Vietnam-era look to him. Who knows, maybe it's supposed to represent the overall evil that the white man has perpetrated on the Asiatic people. I have no idea. Anyway, GI Joe strips off Daniella's top (revealing her excellent b-cuppers) and she goes to work sucking his prick. In fact, she blows him for a good long time, and then he fingers her asshole before sliding his prick up her butt in doggy. They move to reverse cowgirl before she does some ATM, then remounts him for cowgirl anal, then spoon before he pumps a load in her mouth. The last scene brings us the pornographers' favorite target: Republicans. Sitting behind a desk are Regan, both Bushes (no pun intended), and Satan. There is some Nazi goose-stepping music in the background, which does a lot to get my cock hard. Tasty blonde Brittany Starr is dressed up as the Statue of Liberty works her way down the line sucking their cocks. Soon, the ex-Presidents are taking turns fucking her in doggy while she sucks on their bones. She rolls over to take cock up her puss in mish while sucking and jerking the other Presidents. After a little pussy pounding, they slide their cocks up her ass in doggy (in fact, Reagan is the first one to bone her ass - I bet he'll remember THAT!). They switch to reverse cowgirl, then Brittany takes a DP from Satan and Reagan. The Presidents take turns blowing their wads on her face, in her mouth and on her stomach. This was a good enough scene, but that Nazi music and the masks with Bush, Bush, and Reagan on them just couldn't keep my wood. This DVD offers a "bonus blowjob" from Krysti Myst. Basically, she takes on a wrestling ring full of four guys and sucks their cocks. Overall, this was about what I've come to expect from Zupko. The setups are weird, but once we get rolling, then the sex is fantastic. My only beef is that some of the set ups just weren't conducive to getting wood (namely the Presidents). But, hey, that's my thing. I can see how someone else might not care. Either way, the rest of the show was good. Highly recommended.
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