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Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica Seymore's Squirters Da Girls: Gina Winters, Julie Rage, Cortknee, Nikki, Nici Sterling, Ruby, Stephanie Swift, Taylor Hayes, Victoria Da Guys: Hedgehog & Seymore Butts Production Year: 1996 Director: Seymore Butts Production Co.: Seymore Butts Home Movies Rating: 3.0 out of 4.0
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Summary: I never "got" Seymore Butts. What with his jerry curls, smirking smile and sleazy I've grown this stubble for 12 years wannabe beard, his irritating voice and long winded buddy-porn style, the guy just doesn't click for me. That said, I do have a soft spot in my heart for female ejaculation, ala squirters. So I figured I'd give this well hunted down porn title a chance. Well, one gets mixed results. What I didn't like about the video. 1). Way too much Ron Jeremy adulation. Jeezzz, he ruined both scenes 1 and 2 in the video. 2). As for scene 1 and 2, which were about 1/2 of the total video. Hello Seymore! THERE WAS NO FEMALE SQUIRTING IN THESE SCENES! 3). The hedgehog has a phantom cumshot at the end of scene 2. 4). When we got to the squirting scenes, Seymore could have removed his hand away from the girl's cunt so we could better see the fireworks. We were basically treated to seeing mostly his hand getting wet. What I liked about the video... 1). Scene 1, had very cute Gina Winters and early Julie Rage, though she is cantalouped. Had this been a g/g rather than buddy porn with the hedgehog and Seymore, the scene would have been much better. Gina had a luvly body and I had forgotten just how long and nasty Julie's tongue was.
2). Scene 2. Cortknee She comes into the house dressed in a tasteful flower print light weight skirt, denim top, bare midriff, long, slightly curled blond hair. Non-whorish makeup, beaming smile. She would definitely turn heads on the street. She teams up with a near-rangefed brunette and they do the hedgehog, with Seymore reaching in with his hairy hand and getting freebies every now and then. (Riley TM) Fortunately, the hedgehog, Seymore and the other girl all appreciate Cortknee's unique cuntal structure. What is best, they don't get Morgan Fairlane disease and rub the cunt to death, so the viewer can see the flag flying stiffly in the breeze. Lots of clear, well lit gyno closeups. Even though it was the hedgehog's flesh, young Cort was able to repeatedly deep throat, 92.8% of his unit. It must have been a lil later in her career when she developed the parlor trick of totally engulfing the rod, then extending her tongue to lapp at the sperm-makers. I nearly ran out of my nytroglycerine tabs during this scene. Of course we are dealing with non-perverts in Jeremy and Butts... So, you are analing both girls, do you have Cortknee doing a raucous RCA, so she could display her cuntal in all its glory, or do you cast some weakass cowgirl position, so you can get your buddy RJ's face and hairy chest in the scene. Losers. 3). Ok, so you are like me and you rented this video to see squirters and 1/2 way in, you ain't gettin' any. Finally, after Cort's scene, Seymore goes into the whys and wherefores of feminine squirting, interspersed are anonymous girls squirting. After I write this review, I'm checking my Real Doll to see if she has that spongy mass of bumpy tissue 2-4 inches within the anterior of the Love Canal. Who knows, I might not have to buy a fire extinguisher for the ol' double-wide. But I digress... Seymore then exercises his skill and makes the following girls squirt.
Nici Sterling
Ruby
Stephanie Swift
Taylor Hayes and Victoria
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