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Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica My Plaything: Gauge STARRING: Gauge (not credited, but Erik Everhard's penis) STUDIO: Digital Sin DIRECTOR: None Listed Imagine a DVD that will allow you to fuck Gauge in the ass as much as you want and as long as you want...this is the DVD - go buy it! Oh, Okay - guess we need more of a review than that.... My Plaything: Gauge is number Seven in the popular series of DVD's that allow a certain amount of interaction between the featured starlet and the viewer. I was asked to review this DVD by the studio - and though I normally would not watch this type of movie (I prefer a more voyeuristic rather than involved atmosphere with my porn) - I decided "Hey, they valued my opinion enough to ask for it - I'll give this thing a shot." The DVD opens promisingly enough with Gauge looking clean young and pretty - and decked out in a schoolgirls (college presumably/hopefully) outfit. She says something about being glad to see me and wanting to know what I want to do to her. There is menu at the bottom of the screen that allows me to make choices - "Tease; Masturbation; Do you/Do me; Sex; and Bonus. I was a little disappointed as I did not see a button saying "Fuck my ass." Don't run off disappointed - I did find under sex that this is an option! In fact, you can do it to her in 3 different positions! But anyways - we will get to that in a minute! To be fair, I figured I should go through all the sections in order (although I must admit I did run and in and fuck Gauge in the ass real quick - to let her what was in store for her, and - because I could). First - if you have never used a DVD like this before - consult the instructions first - there is a lot to do! The tease section is where you can get Gauge to show you various parts of her anatomy (in this case tits, ass, and pussy). The way she shows you depends upon the use of the naughty/nice option. Personally on most every option - I preferred the Naughty side - as I felt the "Nice" made her a little too sweet and innocent - I actually started feeling guilty! This is fun for those of you who fancy meeting a girl like Gauge and slowly getting to know her, etc. For men of action, however, keep in mind - you can fuck Gauge in the ass! The next section, masturbation - features Gauge masturbating with two different vibrators and a dildo (all your choice of course). It is fun to switch her from naughty to nice - and hit the "cum" button at random intervals - the built-in RRG feature (random response generator) ensures that you can do this a long time without getting bored. You have to really work her - but with the right touch - you can get her to use these devices anally! (It takes patience and practice). Aside from the fact that you can fuck Gauge in the ass on this DVD (I just don't get bored with that concept) - I found the "Do you/Do me" section to be the most entertaining. Here you can not only simulate pleasuring Gauge with your fingers, tongue and a vibrator - but when you get tired you can just have her blow you! What is really super cool about this is - there is no "equal time" rule here - in fact you can just skip straight to the blowjob. At no time did I see "Virtual Gauge" become bitchy, sullen, or in any way reluctant to do my bidding. The blowjob section is the only place on this DVD where you can cum on Gauge and get to see it actually stick to her...which brings us to the Sex section. This is the place I talked about all along - here you get to fuck Gauge! You get your choice of three different positions (Missionary, Doggy, and Cowgirl) as well as your choice between vaginal - and - you guessed it - ANAL! So really you've got six ways to fuck Gauge - until you take into account the Naughty/Nice feature- then you've got 12 ways to fuck Gauge. Course none of these ways are as amusing as the way Gauge's third cousin fucked her (unrelated story - but in fact a related judge who threw her in jail - now reduced to house arrest - wouldn't mind being the guard!). So really, there is a lot room for variation and excitement here. I admit - I checked all versions - and they all have their merits - and here is the one place the Nice function worked for me. On the anal sets when you go nice - instead of sounding like she's auditioning for the next Jim Powers movie - Gauge just sounds "Real" - and she obviously is okay with being anally-intruded - just wants you to slow down. This a special moment! The other neat part about the anal fucking (alright, the other fucking too) is that you can multitask while doing it! I actually gave Gauge 20 minutes of nonstop hard anal fucking that shook the walls (subwoofer got a serious workout) while I simultaneously fed my dogs dinner. Sure they looked a little confused eating with all that going on - but the bottom line is - no one went hungry! The only problem here is the Cum button. Sure, any time you want you can hit the "Cum" button and spray big globs of come over Gauge (all using Erik Everhard's penis of course) - but it is weird digital cum. It does not hit any part or stick to any part of Gauge's body. Cumming on Gauge in this section is like watching a Leprechaun run toward you through the pouring rain looking dry as a sandy beach before reclaiming the gold...well, I digress. I found this one feature to be disappointing. If they could come up with a way that I could sit there and bukkake Gauge if I felt like it - THAT would be cool. However, this DVD is so fucking entertaining anyways - I guess I can let that one pass till next year's technology. As if the disk did not already have enough going on - there is an extra's section. Here you can give Gauge a massage (sissy!), torture (er..Pleasure) her with a Sybian, watch clips of her stripping - and even a hot shower scene where she shaves her pussy down to an obscenely smooth cock-hungry clam that seemed to be shouting for attention. <Digital Sin guys if you are listening - I thought after seeing this - if in addition to the Naughty/Nice toggle - how about the furry (which she had through the disc)/shaved pussy toggle - now that would be awesome! And finally you get some behind the scenes footage that can only serve to cement even further in your mind how much you like Gauge. I especially like the way she says "butt." Don't know why - just something about it. Overall - this is a neat piece of plastic - and something that should bring hours of enjoyment with a wet ending to all who purchase. I look forward to seeing what innovations this series produces in the future (hopefully when they do the Kacey, Aurora Snow, Tabitha Stern and Violet Blue Discs)! Good Work Gauge - your sincerity, humor, and downright sexiness make this project a whopping success! Regards, Mr. X For more of my reviews and others please visit http://www.reviewadultdvds.com
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