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Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Subject: [VHS Review] The Secret Life Of Nina Hartley
From: "Rieekan" <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Date: Sun, 17 Feb 2002 00:04:56 EDT
TITLE: The Secret Life Of Nina Hartley
STUDIO: VCA Platinum
DIRECTOR: Nina Hartley.
DURATION: »75mins.
STARRING: Anna Malle, Brittany O'Connell, Isis Nile, Kimberly Chambers, Nina Hartley & Sahara Sands.
OVERALL: 1.5 / 5
FEMALE LOOKS: 1.5
MALE LOOKS: 1.5
SEX: 1.5
PLOT/ACTING: 1.5
A/V QUALITY: 1.5
The Secret Life Of Nina Hartley is a modest little movie, featuring her in almost every scene and directed by
her to boot. It's a regular type low-budget film and there was nothing exceptional to comment abo
ut in either
Nina's performances or her direction. I find Nina unattractive (with an irritating lisp) but she
has a lot of
fans, and this movie might please them.
The women didn't look very good in the movie, the sex was uninteresting and even if I were a fan
of Nina's, I
don't think I would have been impressed. The movie is a series of scenes of Nina's fantasies of d
aydream
escape from her dreary life (very standard).
SCENE 1: Nina Hartley & Kyle Phillips.
Nina, looking old, has sex with Kyle, a fairly good-looking guy, on a table. He eats her pussy, t
hen they 69.
It's rare for me to say this, but it just wasn't arousing watching the woman suck cock. Kyle rims
her then
screws her standing from behind. He cums weakly on her chin and chest. She sucks his cock. The se
x was very
unremarkable and the scene had a fuzzy, unfocused look to it.
SCENE 2: Nina Hartley & Alex Sanders.
Nina does a bit of modelling in lingerie before moving on to her second course. She has a slower
scene with
Alex, better-filmed but with worse music. He unloads on her butt.
SCENE 3: Anna Malle, Nina Hartley & Sahara Sands.
In black leather, Nina forces Anna and Sahara to please her in a jail cell. Sahara is a below ave
rage blonde;
I am a fan of Anna but the hairdos in this movie were a little out of control and she doesn't loo
k good here,
though her breasts look delicious. The girls have a fairly tame scene with minimal kissing and a
strap-on.
SCENE 4: Nina Hartley & Marc Wallice.
Nina goes to a bar and unfortunately picks up scuzzy-looking Marc Wallice. Unfortunately, this sc
ene had
better A/V quality and one of the only interesting things in the movie - Nina taking it anally. B
ody cumshot.
SCENE 5: Isis Nile, Kimberly Chambers & Nina Hartley.
Isis is an interesting-looking dark-skinned girl with short hair; Kimberly is an average blonde.
They have
another all-girl threesome with Nina, dressed as a gypsy. A bit more kissing here and some of the
action was
decent.
SCENE 6: Brittany O'Connell & Tom Byron.
Brittany is the movie's only really cute girl, a redhead who looks like Gwen Summers. Tom looks d
odgy as
always. Brittany turns in a good performance and tries to raise the heat level. She takes three
almost-invisible (clear) spurts on her face.
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