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Subject: REVIEW: Anal In The Amazon Series: General Note
From: Patrick Riley <[email protected]>
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Date: Tue, 08 Jan 2002 17:17:18 EDT

Anal In The Amazon Series: General Note

At the time of writing I've seen {#2} through {#6} except {#3} and while I continue to look for the missing two, I don't believe that they'll be significantly different from the ones I've already seen. Based on experience to date, all are worth watching; I'm certainly going to keep looking for the missing two and any new ones that appear.

The series is like {Pick Up Lines} or {Peeping Tom} in format which is not unexpected since the same director, Tom Stone, is responsible for all three. The girls are introduced by photo ID and then we have individual scenes with each of them and a local stud or Mark Anthony, all taking place at some luxurious mansion with a pool and a balcony overlooking the ocean.

Some scenes have two girls and one guy and there's the very occasional one with two guys and one girl but in those cases the guy usually only receives some oral sex. In each scene, after some preening by the girl usually on the balcony or her doing a little dance or posing for the camera, they get down to the usual fellatio, then cunnilingus, then vaginal, and in most cases then anal as the title indicates.

The cum shot is the standard guppy-mouthed facial beloved of Stone and raincoaters everywhere. That's unfortunate (both the facial and the anal) because I don't believe this is a raincoater series any more than {Pick Up Lines}. Except for the anals, most of which look and sound painful, and the degradation implicit in any facial, there's no raincoater abuse such as double anals, calling the girls ugly words, gaping, A2M's, rimming, or other unpleasant practices.

The studs smile at the girls and they smile back. There's frequently kissing, fondling, and except for the positions (too much standing) and the anals and facials, a sense of romance. There's little or no dialog but the sounds of sex do come through most of the time. All scenes use condoms.

Now let's get to the primary reason this series is so good: the girls. The ugliest girl in this series is better than 90% of the girls in the stateside scenes, let alone the Euro-whores--oh, la la! The defects in these girls are minimal, so I'm reduced to pointing out trivial problems--slight droopiness in the boobs, for example--because I have no other way of distinguishing the gorgeous from the just great. Even when you have a killer problem in a US girl, these girls seem to have overcome the difficulty. For example a C-section scar and all its accompanying flab, loss of waist, etc. is a disaster for most US girls. Here there are some with C-sections but there's no flab, their waists are tight and their bellies are firm. I have difficulty believing my own eyes.

The series is marketed by Video Team under their Afrocentric label but don't let that fool you. These girls look nothing like their American black counterparts. Skin color ranges from white through milk coffee or golden oak color up to a dusky smoke. Hair is usually black and in abundance but even when it's curly it's not the frizzy type of curly associated with the bolshie feminist. Teeth are great. Either Brazil has orthodontia on the national health or they're just genetically superior to both their white and black northern neighbors. Facially, even if they're not pretty, and there are some that verge on the not too pretty, there's something about them: perhaps the little smile, perhaps the sparkling deep pools of black that are their eyes, or perhaps just the absence of the nasty money-grubbing snarling attitude of the Americans. Their breasts. Oh, la la, how do you spell perfection! Small or small/medium and firm with a lovely shape to them. I have yet to encounter a mother-type with her droopy udders. The waists are universally tight and the bellies flat as a board and the butts! Again oh, la la! You know what Lacy Duvall's butt is like? They're all like that. Lovely little rounded-to-the-back protuberances that you could just fondle all day long. The skin is so smooth that you keep trying to find fault with the makeup and catch them with some butt acne, stretch marks, or those nasty dots black males and females frequently have, but the search has been futile to date. Bodies are all petite; no Amazons here!

What's wrong? There's not enough of the girl walking around, not enough of the camera adoring her body, too many close-ups, and the same venue becomes boring. It's better in {Pick Up Lines} so I suspect that Stone sells his best product to Odyssey and leaves the second tier for Video Team. And in all series, the girls could acquire a last name.

Note that all Brazilian girls are not the same; the country has its share of heifers, the big-butted, and the flabby, not to mention the old. It's just that Stone and Anthony seem to have sorted out the best here (or in {Pick Up Lines} or in {Hot Girlz}). Don't bother with the Evil Angel rubbish.

Patrick Riley
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