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From: "Mongo@Bay" <[email protected]>
Subject: REVIEW - "Charm School" (1986 VHS)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Date: Fri, 21 Dec 2001 22:59:12 EDT
Reply-To: "Mongo@Bay"
Review of "Charm School" (1986 VHS)
(Posted 12/21/01)
Bottom Line: Two great Nikki scenes make this one worthwhile.
Actresses Actors
Nikki Charm Steve Drake
Annette Haven Scott Irish
Sheena Horne François Papillion
Jacqueline Lorians Tom Byron
Sheri St. Clair
Bambi Allen
A minimally plotted feature, "Charm School" doesn't let the story get
in the way of the sex. Nikki, Sheena and Jacqueline never looked
better. Annette is a little past her prime, but still beautiful. If
you love the above and Sheri St. Clair as well, then this is a great
tape. If, like me, you think Sheri is o.k. at best, then take off a
point or two, cause Sheri's all over this tape. This tape also boasts
what may be the stupidest soundtrack in porn history, and that's
saying something.
The Scenes:
1- Nikki Charm and Tom Byron:
I've seen this scene many, many times over the years and it never
fails to arouse my interest, if you know what I mean. Probably my
favorite Nikki scene. It's a standard sort of premise; Naughty Nikki's
been kicked out of school after school due to, as boyfriend Tom puts
it, her "precocious problem". Now she's reporting to the school of
last resort. Tom has accompanied her to make sure she returns her
cheerleader outfit. She dutifully takes off her uniform and hands it
to him. Now let's just pause here for a moment and drink this in. I
mean, there are cupcakes and there are cupcakes, but Nikki is
something else again. We've got icing and a crème center here. Fucking
awe inspiring. Nikki is nasty as well as beautiful in this scene,
arousing Tom with her slutty mouth, first with words, then with an
energetic blowjob. After getting him hard and complimenting his on his
big cock, Nikki mounts him in a reverse cowgirl and works that golden
little pussy into a frenzy. Tom ends with a typical watery Byron
shpritz onto Nikki's thighs and puss.
There's a scenelette of all the girls rising and dressing. Some very
nice nudity.
2- Nikki Charm, Jacqueline Lorians and Steve Drake:
Pool boy Steve is cleaning the water with his long pole. Jacqueline is
swimming nearby and Nikki is sunning at poolside. Nikki, liking what
she sees, wades in, fully clothed, and takes Steve's pole away from
him (symbolic, isn't it!). Jacqueline swims over and she and Nikki
begin toying with and licking Steve's nipples. My compliments to him
as I probably would have blown my wad right then and there. Steve
manages to hold off for a bit. Nikki floats in the water, supported by
Jacqueline (who holds her shoulders and plays with her tits), and
Steve (who supports her thighs and eats out her little puss). Next
Nikki moves to the side of the pool and sits on the edge. Now it's her
turn to support Jacqueline while Steve floats between the redhead's
thighs, eating her out. Then Steve receives a double blowjob, briefly,
before fucking Jacqueline mish, while Nikki, looking impossibly cute,
climbs all over his back. Seeking dry land, Jacqueline lays down
poolside and gets it doggie while licking little Nikki's clit. The
scene ends with Nikki looking on, again looking too fucking good for
words, as Steve dumps a load on Jacqueline's ass. Nikki licks his cock
as the cum is flowing out.
3- Sheri St. Clair, Bambi Allen and Francois Papillion:
God, I don't like Francois. The man makes me sick, every time I see
him. An over-muscled, teeny dicked, conceited schmuck. He had his
symbol, a butterfly, tattooed on his ass, and that was an appropriate
place for it. At least here they only give him the "B" talent to work
with. This scene is FF material if I ever saw it. There's some weight
lifting and repulsive bun flexing on Francois' part to start things
off right. The girls give him a double bj and then Sheri continues
alone while Bambi rides his face. Sheri performs a RCG and then
Francois makes a sandwich and switches between the stacked pusses.
Finally, mercifully, he spurts onto Sheri's ass and the scene is over.
4-Annette Haven, Sheena Horne, Sheri St. Clair:
Lessons in lesbo lovin' from Professor Annette Haven. Sheena and Sheri
don't get along, so what better way to break the ice than a little
coerced lesbianism? The girls strip down to some of the ugliest
panties ever seen and then first get instructions in licking the
Professor's pussy before being given their wings. They fly solo
together in a 69 formation while the Prof watches, comments and
masturbates.
5- Annette Haven and Billy Haven:
Was this guy Annette's squeeze at the time? Dunno, but here they
perform a low energy pairing, with a minimal content. BJ (with wood
problems) & mish and a pussy cumshot. Yawn.
6- Sheri St. Clair and Scott Irish:
Sheri is in her room, pleasuring herself, when Sheena Horne's
boyfriend, Scott Irish, wanders by. He watches for a while, and then,
aroused, makes his move. They start with some bj and ball licking
action. 69 follows, with some rimming. They fuck mish and doggie
before Scott finishes with a pussy cumshot. Sheena sees them, of
course, setting up the final grudge fuck.
7- Sheena Horne and Nick Random:
If anyone ever claims porn is not an equal opportunity employer, just
take a look at Nick Random. If this guy can be in a porn film, anyone
in the world can be. The scene is a typical "Spank me, daddy" scenario
raised to the sublime by Sheena's spankability factor. The music for
this scene is especially moronic. Sheena rims this repulsive little
weasel,
while he, appropriately is on all fours. She bends his hard cock
backwards and kisses and licks the underside from tip to balls to
asshole and back again. I'll bet that felt very, very, very, good. He
licks her pussy and fucks her mish, ending with a squirt on her ass.
The Plot (Warning! Contains Spoilers!):
A bunch of rich bitches with itchy pussies at a charm school. Samantha
(Nikki Charm) is a new arrival. The only plot to speak of is the
rivalry between tough girl Rocky (Sheri St. Clair) and insidious rich
bitch Victoria (Sheena Horne). In an attempt to keep them on civil
terms, Mrs. Callier (Annette Haven) orders them to suck each others
pussies. This doesn't seem to work, as the two girls continue to spat.
Finally Rocky grudge fucks Victoria's boyfriend and in return Victoria
fucks Rocky's visiting father.
Details:
Anal: Sheri St. Clair (Scene 6)
Shoes: Nikki wears sneakers in scene 1, Annette Haven wears shoes in
scenes 4 & 5. Sheena starts out wearing sneakers in scene 7, but is
soon barefoot.
Condoms: None
Facials: None
Implants: None
Tats: None
Piercings: None
Fetish: None
Year of Release: 1986
Director: Henri Pachard
Producer: Paul Thomas
Writer: N/A
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