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From: "Gabriel.Nine" <[email protected]>
Subject: Review: Euro Hardball 5
Date: Sat, 08 Sep 2001 13:50:32 EDT
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Euro Hardball 5: Ass Gangsters!
(Euro Angel / Evil Angel)
Released: September 1999
Directed by Christoph Clark
Starring: Fovea, Cassandra Wild, Eva Black, Aniko, Dina, Aletta, Astrid,
Paula, Annie, Petra, Yann Scott, Richard Lengin, Kevin Long, Alberto Rey,
David Perry
This could be seen as Christoph's take on Reservoir Dogs, with suited
hoodlums leaving jail shot in moody b&w, rough, macho attitude and brutish
dialogue. Or it could be seen as just another anal flick with shoddy sets
and feeble storyline undermining any higher pretensions.
The story line concerns a gang, comprising Scott, Lengin, Long, Rey and
Perry, who leave jail and immediately start throwing their weight around. At
a car showroom, they intend to get some money out of Dina any which way.
--Dina, blonde girl, the gang--
Saleswoman Dina is the shapely blonde with great boobs who pops up in Euro
Angels 18 & 19, and here she is assisted by a very sexy cleaner, another
shapely blonde in the form of a blonde girl who looks like Nicole Taylor.
There is only one way the girls can placate the threatening gang, who treat
the girls rather roughly. The guys gather round and Dina is made to lick the
other girl's pussy. She then has to lick some male ass, and a whole lot of
cock sucking is done by the girls before the men proceed to give them a very
serious fucking: a wild eyed Dina, boobs wobbling, and her friend receive
hard, relentless anal and DP, a short break for some whipped cream fun, and
then some more anal and unappreciated A2M. The girls are placed in the car
inspection pit and the men stand round and shoot their loads down on them,
and shower them with spray cream too.
A young girl, who looks very much like Gili Sky, the Private starlet, has
seen all this happen, and runs off to the office of the police chief, played
by blonde Euro goddess Cassandra Wild, to tell all. For some reason,
Cassandra has a nurse in her office; at least she has a very sexy brunette
woman called Aniko (AKA Stephany) who has squeezed her curvy body into the
tight nurse outfit Nikki Anderson was in during Hardball 3. The girl is
shown some amusing Polaroids of the gang who all look suitably desperate!
--Fovea, Cassandra, Aniko--
Fovea is the next visitor, and this sexy French red head is complaining that
her boyfriend wants to fuck her all day. Why she might complain about this
to the police, I don't know. For some reason this gives the nurse and
Cassandra the excuse to interfere with Fovea's arse. Now this little lady
has a very pliable bottom indeed, and soon Cassandra, looking quite butch
despite long blonde hair and lovely exposed tits, reams Fovea's ass with
PVC-gloved hands. Fovea, on a medical chair, nearly puts her whole hand into
her own ass. Then the nurse produces a truncheon and this is used to delve
into Fovea's bunghole too. Up to a point this was very hot stuff, but it
goes on a bit long and there is a lack of connection between the performers.
Fovea is really into it, making some amazing sounds, but the other than
great views of Cassandra's ass wiggling as she rams her hand into Fovea's
bum, there isn't much more to say about it.
--Fovea, the gang, Eva Black, Petra, other girls--
The guys are getting drunk and aggressive over a game of cards, so it's a
relief when Fovea is brought in on a leash and soon after that the game is
forgotten when the men turn their attention to the women they have on hand.
Amid a load of foul-mouthed dialogue, Perry sweeps everything off the table
and Fovea is put on show. Other guys get their dicks sucked, but she insults
Perry, saying she wants a big dick! Yann takes over, and Fovea proceeds to
get her ass stretched to ridiculous extremes by fingers, speculum and a
succession of hard cocks. She screams and looks wild as they DP her, then
all the guys have one last shot at her ass before coming on her pussy and
ass. She licks it up from her own ass-fresh fingers and makes lewd remarks.
It's slightly disappointing that some good-looking girls are mainly there to
suck dick, supply a little A2M and have sex in the background. It's mainly
all about Fovea's star performance.
--Cassandra, the gang--
Tension is brewing among the gang members, like the thunderstorm that
rumbles overhead as they wait at an airfield for the weather to break. The
mood is lifted with the appearance Cassandra, looking superb in a little
summer dress. They can be forgiven for not spotting her as a cop. The men
get up her skirt immediately, lick her pussy, she sucks cock and before you
know it she's getting a DP. She sucks the left-out cocks while she takes it,
Richard staying in her puss while the others take turns at her ass. She
demands more, and they really fuck her ass till she can proudly show the
gaping hole. She then takes five big facial loads with the same defiant
delight. While still plastered in come, she distracts the men with post come
head and they fail to spot the underwhelming police forces, consisting of
one moustachioed guy with a pop gun, ready with a van to take them back to
jail.
The guys are incarcerated in the jail set, right next to the medical set (as
seen in Hardball 3 and others too, no doubt). Budget? What budget? Cassandra
amuses herself by taunting them and this goes on a little too long before we
get some more action.
--Aniko, the gang, Cassandra--
Cassandra appears with the sexy nurse and teases the caged men by stripping
and reaming the nurse's ass right in front of them. Lucky Richard is allowed
out of the cell to fuck the nurse's ass. Then Cassandra lets them all in on
it, taking Aniko into the cell where they paw her peachy arse. The men are
allowed to fuck her butt one at a time, she seem unwilling to suck while
doing it. After taking a last chance to fuck her bum, Cassandra wanks each
man off onto her pussy, ass and thigh. They then make their break for it,
shouting "freedom!"
--Overall--
Viewers will go for a Christoph Clark production essentially for strong anal
sex action, and indeed the quality and intensity of the totally hardcore sex
goes without saying in Ass Gangsters. In this movie, he is attempting a
little more, and should be commended for at least trying. However, in terms
of the style and production values, little niggles (such as the unavoidable
cheapness of the production, flimsy story and dialogue scenes spoiled by
poor sound) really prevent it from being as good as it could have been. A
little more effort, and dare I say a little more money, could have taken
this movie to the level of the original Hardball as a lowlife smut work of
art.
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